RFK to introduce new diet and vaccine plan [View all]

[Johonny]

The Toilet Bowl Seat Tape Worm will feature medicinal toilet bowls seats that will feature coke mirrors and live tape worm larva injected with various viruses.

In clinical studies one dose of rancid viral tape worm larva and patients immediately begin to lose weight. Studies have also shown that those patients that survive to the end of the trial have shown increased protection against the following viruses; diphtheria, Yellow Fever, chicken pox, small pox, and polio. Doctors urge caution because these result are just imaginary, but RFK hopes to have trial toilet seats installed in Trump International Airport, Trump Tower, and the new White House ballroom.