WILL TRUMP use his April Fools address to the nation to whine about Europe not rushing to his rescue? (POLL) [View all]

[Miles Archer]

19 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Not before he says "I DON'T NEED PERMISSION TO BUILD MY BALLROOM"
	0 (0%)
	No, he's going to be extremely presidential and apologize to our allies for being a dick
	0 (0%)
	He will, but not until he announces the White House will now be known as Trump Tower DC, then he'll bulldoze it on live TV
	0 (0%)
	He's going to say that even though Byron Noem has been revealed as a cross-dresser, he will not be allowed to play girls' field hockey
	0 (0%)
	He'll announce that Barron will not be serving in the military because he's too tall and Melania is still breast feeding him
	0 (0%)
	He'll say "We're out of there in two weeks" and then will yell for 2 hours about the SCOTUS hearing on birthright citizenship
	7 (37%)
	He will announce that Easter is no longer about Jesus buit about his winning in a landslide in 2024 after the "stolen" 2020 election
	0 (0%)
	He will say that while he enjoys the McDonald's Big Arch, it could be bigger, and that they should consider a Big Trump Burger
	0 (0%)
	ALL OF THE ABOVE EXCEPT OF COURSE #2 because why the fuck did you even include that other than it being April 1
	12 (63%)
	OTHER (PLEASE SPECIFY)
	0 (0%)
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