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Irish_Dem

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11. If she just told the truth, she would have a best selling book and hit movie.

Sat Apr 11, 2026, 11:04 AM

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It is a real rags to riches story with lots of sex.
People will love it.

Her story of being a Russian/Putin adjacent gold digging working girl.

She came to the US with just her g-string and come hither look.

How she lied on her visa to get into NYC where she quickly cozied up to
the rich and powerful.

And used her Einstein hooker skill set to get a nice rich husband and anchor baby.

Along the way she helped the owner of child sex and blackmail ring to make ends meet.

But it all paid off, she is now the First Lady, highly respected and admired.
Ok I just added that part for the movie to have a happy ending.

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I love how she gives answers to questions nobody asked IronLionZion Saturday #10

Right.. raising2moredems Saturday #34

If she just told the truth, she would have a best selling book and hit movie. Irish_Dem Saturday #11

"Happy ending" orangecrush Saturday #13

I didn't really mean it as a double entendre, it just came out that way. Irish_Dem Saturday #21

Still good orangecrush Saturday #22

Dealing with the Trumps for so long my mind is in the gutter and I don't even know it. Irish_Dem Saturday #23

The happy ending won't come til he's GONE. calimary Saturday #27

Melania will get her widow pay out, so she will be happy too. Irish_Dem Saturday #28

I bet she will be. calimary Saturday #29

She will probably never re-marry if it means she can no longer rip off the taxpayers. Irish_Dem Saturday #30

And the "party" took place at the residence of Jeffrey Epstein FakeNoose Saturday #12

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She's been in this country how long... raising2moredems Saturday #35

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