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magicarpet

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9. Some officer of the law got jealous because she had a bigger penis than he did.

Reply to Irish_Dem (Reply #6)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 09:29 PM

Apr 18

When he approached her,... she screamed out I got more balls than you do too. In a huff he then proceeded to arrest her. It took him three hours to pat her down. She almost didn't fit in the paddy wagon because she seemed to have an erection. What a day at the precinct.

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Update--Woman arrested for wearing inflatable penis costume at ICE protest found 100% not guilty. [View all] riversedge Apr 18 OP

Yes!! The dildos win! ☮ walkingman Apr 18 #1

The next protests should be all people wearing the same costume. Imagine hundreds to thousands of them running around. riversedge Apr 18 #2

Good malaise Apr 18 #3

Did the poor dear get her penis back,... magicarpet Apr 18 #4

Woman tells the judge: "I'd like my penis back your honor." Irish_Dem Apr 18 #6

Some officer of the law got jealous because she had a bigger penis than he did. magicarpet Apr 18 #9

Yes, MAGA...Alabama is in the United States of America and free speech applies to everyone Deuxcents Apr 18 #5

Excellent! SheltieLover Apr 18 #7

I hope she sues! 58Sunliner Apr 18 #8

She just ejaculated on the cop's leg who arrested her and then ran from the courtroom in total disgust. magicarpet Apr 18 #10

This is just a ploy by Big Penis to sell more penis costumes. eggplant Apr 18 #11

I saw what you did there. lonely bird Apr 19 #25

"Does this costume make my penis look big?" Bluetus Apr 19 #29

We have MAGAt relatives in Alabama AverageOldGuy Apr 18 #12

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Apr 18 #13

Should sue the officer now. spudspud Apr 18 #14

We need to see some consequences for this weaponizing of the Judicial system Bluetus Apr 19 #30

I knew this would never stand up in court. edbermac Apr 18 #15

Truly a 'dick' move! BidenRocks Apr 18 #16

That's fantastic! Orrex Apr 18 #17

Bwahahahahaaa Hoooray spanone Apr 18 #18

Apparently, the cop was not well versed on the Alabama Penile Code. LudwigPastorius Apr 18 #19

You never know what a jury will rule in a criminal case. Jacson6 Apr 18 #20

Now have a good time! BidenRocks Apr 18 #23

This message was self-deleted by its author PeaceWave Apr 18 #21

YES!!! niyad Apr 18 #22

So glad to hear about this. nt SunSeeker Apr 18 #24

Kinda makes me so happy I might wanna run out and toss a sandwich at an ICE hole Attilatheblond Apr 19 #26

But it says right in the Alabama Constitution: "Don't be a dick" usonian Apr 19 #27

Good BlueWaveNeverEnd Apr 19 #28

I am shocked that they took this case to trial LetMyPeopleVote Apr 19 #31

One would think actual public nudity would also be, but it usually isn't MichMan Apr 19 #33

Nobody likes a cockblocker JoseBalow Apr 19 #32

Of course she was going to be acquitted. COL Mustard Apr 19 #34