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Botany

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9. They give you a cognitive test only when they suspect dain bramage.

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Mon May 4, 2026, 06:28 PM

May 4

Good God in Butter is he ever slurring his words.

I think he might have had another stroke. Besides it looks like his face is sliding off his head.

He is one fucked up cowboy. If tomorrow morning And on the news they he passed away early
this AM I wouldn’t be surprised.

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"You have a lion, a bear, an alligator, and a squirrel. 'Which is the squirrel?'" [View all] Swede May 4 OP

Squirrel is one with Moose! displacedvermoter May 4 #1

Zee moose and squirrel! 0rganism May 4 #2

Melania: "Moose and Squirrel must die" CatWoman May 4 #5

As seen in 2025 inaugural photos 0rganism May 4 #10

OMG, Melania has hooves! Haggard Celine May 4 #12

thanks for pointing that out. i didn't even notice... but now that did orleans May 5 #15

Those tests are administered to measure cognitive decline, three of them means they suspect you're getting worse. sop May 4 #3

Wondering what the hard questions were. Emile May 4 #4

Dream press question: "Mr. president, are these animals in the room with us now?" 0rganism May 4 #6

This is hilarious! At The Villages it was lion, giraffe, bear, and shark. pat_k May 4 #7

i remember he had said camel (but that was a million years ago and it hardly matters anymore b/c orleans May 5 #16

Right. And they don't name an animal and ask you to point to the picture like he says Wiz Imp May 5 #31

Yep. And I think it is always serial subtraction of 7 starting at 100. pat_k May 5 #33

Dumb fuck is bragging about being able to ID a squirrel. I feel much safer now. LuckyCharms May 4 #8

They give you a cognitive test only when they suspect dain bramage. Botany May 4 #9

Trump says they're hard csusan May 4 #11

MaddowBlog-Trump's incessant talk about cognitive tests isn't reassuring people about his mental fitness LetMyPeopleVote May 4 #13

In his defense, he's probably right that a lot of his followers couldn't pass it either. yardwork May 5 #20

The squirrel is the one taking the test StoolPigeon May 5 #14

my thought exactly. nt orleans May 5 #17

The squirrel could do a better job running the country durablend May 5 #19

I've often thought that my cat would be a better president than most. yardwork May 5 #21

Dude needs a straitjacket and a padded cell IronLionZion May 5 #18

All The Questions Are INTENTIONALLY Easy ProfessorGAC May 5 #22

Exactly PatSeg May 5 #23

I Found A 50 Question Example Test ProfessorGAC May 5 #24

Thanks for that PatSeg May 5 #25

Thanks for that PatSeg May 5 #26

Well Done ProfessorGAC May 5 #30

Oh absolutely! PatSeg May 5 #35

Our president can distinguish a lion from a squirrel. That's reassuring to know. Ocelot II May 5 #27

The squirrel is that cotton candy confection on Hey Joe May 5 #28

About his APGAR test. usonian May 5 #29

REAL DOCTOR demonstrates trump's ACTUAL COGNITIVE TEST Wiz Imp May 5 #32

That is really so sad PatSeg May 5 #36

Its hard when you have ADHD maxsolomon May 5 #34

That is true PatSeg May 5 #37