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Wicked Blue

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14. The Pope, in a mood for mischief, asks him if the bear is Catholic

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Sun May 10, 2026, 12:32 PM

Yesterday

and if he, T-rump, sh*ts in the woods.

T-rump's head begins to spin rapidly and falls off.

A fanged demon with orange hair emerges, hissing "I'm replacing Satan. And I'm going to be the greatest Satan of all time. I'm going to put up gold drapes in the flaming ballroom and paint the river Styx blue and ..."

"You're boring as Hell," says the Pope, flinging holy water and watching it vanish in a puff of steam.

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