I hope the next time

[Ocelot II]

1. The first thing to do is bring into the Oval Office a crew armed with putty knives and patching plaster

to scrape off those gilt quasi-baroque doohickeys he pasted all over the walls. That's the easy part. Then the ballroom has to go, a much bigger job, but maybe part of the structure could be used as a framework for a restored East Wing. Obviously the Kennedy Center has to be re-renamed and de-Trumped. Ideally, anything with his name on it will be either renamed or demolished altogether.