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100. I know that people who own assault rifles are not very rational as a whole.

Thu Jan 3, 2013, 04:09 PM

Jan 2013

Yes, that is a fact. These are people who think that their right to own big-dick machinery like that trumps others' rights to their own lives. These weapons are NOT needed for self defense, that is utterly clear. These weapons are also far more likely to kill other innocent people than they are to provide anything in terms of self-defense or defense for others. Those are undeniable facts. Those who deny those facts so they can play Rambo and pose with their manly toys are utter idiots. Yes, plenty of gun nuts would hear my comments, comment that I'm an asshole and then go off to a gun show. But if I hadn't made those comments, they'd just go off to the gun show. So frankly I don't give much a damn if an insecure asshole calls me an asshole.

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Colorado columnist: Assault rifle owners have �tiny penises� - Fox 31 Denver [View all] farminator3000 Jan 2013 OP

I will cosign this statement. The psychological need for weapons indicates a deep insecurity. Its Erose999 Jan 2013 #1

they are incredibly fearful BainsBane Jan 2013 #184

The Comments otohara Jan 2013 #2

Public shaming was effective in reducing the marketability of Hummers because it was public. bluedigger Jan 2013 #3

This isn't even public shaming - it's just more catty hate speech, that's all derby378 Jan 2013 #40

Constitutional rights? bongbong Jan 2013 #74

Man, you've got a LOT of catching up to do derby378 Jan 2013 #83

I caught up! bongbong Jan 2013 #94

Obsolete - try again derby378 Jan 2013 #119

It's like Dred Scott bongbong Jan 2013 #129

We live in hope that someday Heller will be regarded that way GoneOffShore Jan 2013 #234

Until SCOTUS says otherwise, it's the law of the land. Bake Jan 2013 #241

Thomas Jefferson gave up his rights to his rights to slaves, when Lincoln signed the 13th graham4anything Jan 2013 #203

Please cite to this "Right of a militia". n/t PavePusher Jan 2013 #139

Hmmm.... bongbong Jan 2013 #145

It's very much what you were alluding to in #74. n/t PavePusher Jan 2013 #153

Yawno bongbong Jan 2013 #157

Profoundly misguided Disgraceland Jan 2013 #130

You first... derby378 Jan 2013 #133

Let me call you a Waaahmbulance. Disgraceland Jan 2013 #136

"I've never seen the level of bitter invective against gun owners that I see now." ThatPoetGuy Jan 2013 #138

Reality check... derby378 Jan 2013 #149

I don't post much on argumentative threads shadowrider Jan 2013 #172

Black families often defended themselves with firearms, and still do so today. PavePusher Jan 2013 #141

You are legitimizing hate and you know it. Admit it. Eleanors38 Jan 2013 #185

Yes yes, those poor, persecuted heavily-armed-white-men Scootaloo Jan 2013 #151

Or Guns of Brixton. Fantastic Anarchist Jan 2013 #235

Really? HappyMe Jan 2013 #4

To the man haters of the world, testosterone and penis size explain EVERYTHING n/t KurtNYC Jan 2013 #11

man wrote the article, it is mostly men i hear argue this and a man posted this article. self hate? seabeyond Jan 2013 #17

Could be a man who hates having a penis. closeupready Jan 2013 #86

probably but i was addressing " man haters of the world", this. nt seabeyond Jan 2013 #102

Ah, okay, got it. closeupready Jan 2013 #110

You're right that it's mostly men who bring this up. dawg Jan 2013 #92

i really do not think so. another phenomena i have noted seabeyond Jan 2013 #103

There was this boy who lived in the same hall as me in the old college dorm ... dawg Jan 2013 #106

interesting. so what hurt them, they hurl back. interesting. so men can take from this, seabeyond Jan 2013 #109

The only people I ever hear comment on penis size are men. yardwork Jan 2013 #79

and why does he NEED to write such a BIG column ? KurtNYC Jan 2013 #146

I have no idea. I've never understood men's preoccupations with penises. yardwork Jan 2013 #176

evidently gun companies are also man haters BainsBane Jan 2013 #182

It is so obvious. earthside Jan 2013 #32

And all this armchair, HappyMe Jan 2013 #42

Except that it's not being used "allegorically", it's being promoted as truth.... PavePusher Jan 2013 #144

Peoole who bring up penis often are insecure about their own sexuality. Eleanors38 Jan 2013 #186

And it's anatomically incorrect, too derby378 Jan 2013 #50

I don't know about that. HappyMe Jan 2013 #60

Out of sight, out of mind - Till the next "lone nut" massacre, brings the exact same conversations. RC Jan 2013 #84

Nobody - here or elsewhere - wants to have that conversation. closeupready Jan 2013 #88

Reasonable discussion, sure. HappyMe Jan 2013 #90

I'm afraid the Two-Minutes Hate is going to continue on for a while longer derby378 Jan 2013 #85

It totally creeps me out also. Mojorabbit Jan 2013 #140

Has any gun massacre occurred with a short-barreled gun? You know, snub-nosed? aquart Jan 2013 #73

..... HappyMe Jan 2013 #95

Virginia Tech: two short-barreled handguns NickB79 Jan 2013 #137

I thought it was no longer PC to bash the micropenis people! Coyotl Jan 2013 #5

Pure Gungeon material Trajan Jan 2013 #6

Yes, and I will stop subscribing to DU if it continues. closeupready Jan 2013 #89

I agree completely with the columnist. People who need these guns are obviously OregonBlue Jan 2013 #7

Fabulous critical thinking there. HappyMe Jan 2013 #14

Someone takes Psych 101 and they think they're Freud. Mediocre. Eleanors38 Jan 2013 #187

heard on the radio the other day the largest ever recorded was 13.5 inches snooper2 Jan 2013 #8

Around? valerief Jan 2013 #96

9mpg and $4 gas of course were not factors... krispos42 Jan 2013 #9

thanks locks Jan 2013 #10

I'll have to let my wife and daughter know that hack89 Jan 2013 #12

Sounds like their beef is with Bushmaster. Hassin Bin Sober Jan 2013 #21

So someone with a Hummer and an assault rifle.... TheCowsCameHome Jan 2013 #13

An innie? Glassunion Jan 2013 #54

Better point might be: gun makers agree..customers are insecure, emasculated Disgraceland Jan 2013 #15

you had to go and play the MAN CARD... farminator3000 Jan 2013 #23

This obsession with penii is very telling cherokeeprogressive Jan 2013 #16

well mine is the perfect size for me. not even sure if the writer has seen mine to judge. loli phabay Jan 2013 #18

The author needs to do a head-space check. PavePusher Jan 2013 #41

So if... sarisataka Jan 2013 #19

then you would crash a lot as you would have major balance problems. loli phabay Jan 2013 #20

Oooo, that would hurt sarisataka Jan 2013 #24

at least you could use it as a stand when stopped as well loli phabay Jan 2013 #27

bah hahah. and seabeyond Jan 2013 #47

rofl yup i broke my rule about discussing professional stuff. loli phabay Jan 2013 #63

Or it means they realize that an "assault weapon" is no different from a hunting rifle Recursion Jan 2013 #22

i think people would freak out if guys walked around with their penises hanging out farminator3000 Jan 2013 #25

Hell, that's just Adams Morgan on a Tuesday night Recursion Jan 2013 #28

Well put. Eleanors38 Jan 2013 #188

Well, if they are "hanging out," it kinda negates this stupid OP. Eleanors38 Jan 2013 #189

It sounds funny, but there might be a bit of truth in this. Compensation through guns.... Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #26

doubt it. most guys dont fret over size just if it gets used is all that matters loli phabay Jan 2013 #29

How do you know right wingers don't? Don't they freak out about all kinds of insane bs? nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #31

seems everyone freaks over all sorts of insane bs regardless of culture or politics loli phabay Jan 2013 #33

Aaaaah, a gun owner. Had to be. nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #39

yup use them for work for pest control and to put food on the table loli phabay Jan 2013 #64

Pest control??? What kind of pests? Elephants? Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #162

your welcome to the supermarket i got deer squirrels rabbits and all sorts out here loli phabay Jan 2013 #165

So with you it's a choice, not a necessity. nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #166

define neccesity. since i like to eat venison and rabbit i either hunt and trap them loli phabay Jan 2013 #169

Yes you do kill, sarah. Your farms extirpate whole species, and distort ecosystems. Eleanors38 Jan 2013 #190

I'm not saying I don't eat meat, and I'm with you that agriculture is squeezing out species, so is Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #216

An assault weapon, sir pball Jan 2013 #228

Bigger is better HockeyMom Jan 2013 #36

lol i thought this comment was going to be about penises loli phabay Jan 2013 #38

Same here. I'm a tiny woman as well, and apparently I'm braver than these male gun owners who Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #43

What about those of us that do not own guns for protection? hack89 Jan 2013 #70

Are you a hunter? And do you need a semi-automatic to feed yourself? lol nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #160

No - competitive target shooter. hack89 Jan 2013 #164

Ah ok. Still. Why don't you take up bowling instead? nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #167

Don't want to. nt hack89 Jan 2013 #171

Ok, then don't whine that others assume the wrong things about you Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #174

I don't whine - it is only a discussion board. hack89 Jan 2013 #175

Fine. We'll see how true that is about you. nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #177

Why do you have to be so untrusting and rude? hack89 Jan 2013 #199

....and the loudest most forceful leaf blowers, that aren't really NCarolinawoman Jan 2013 #44

Yes lol omg you got me laughing here nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2013 #49

Seriously! Especially the clowns that destroy your hearing... Zookeeper Jan 2013 #179

I wonder if anyone can cite to actual medical studies that support this hypothesis. PavePusher Jan 2013 #30

well, you asked. yes, i typed it into google! farminator3000 Jan 2013 #55

That assault gun owners have small penises? EOTE Jan 2013 #56

I can see the Hummer nadinbrzezinski Jan 2013 #34

I do notice lots of overt appeals to manhood in advertising, and it makes it wonder Marr Jan 2013 #35

I was lambasted here when I suggested the same thing, only in a much milder fashion. EOTE Jan 2013 #37

Probably because arguments like that are childish Union Scribe Jan 2013 #61

Childish, but it REALLY pisses off the gun nuts. EOTE Jan 2013 #62

So being called "baby killer" makes you oppose abortion? Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #67

No, but it also doesn't bother me. EOTE Jan 2013 #71

You're shitting me, right? Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #97

I know that people who own assault rifles are not very rational as a whole. EOTE Jan 2013 #100

You know why we don't make much progress on gun control? Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #104

You're not responding very rationally, and I think you know it. EOTE Jan 2013 #107

Your hair-splitting is lost on most gun owners Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #112

Hair splitting? Do you not see the incredibly obvious difference? EOTE Jan 2013 #116

Forget it... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #122

Not terribly rational, are you? EOTE Jan 2013 #125

Was "rational" on your "New Word A Day Calendar" today? Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #132

So Andy MIGHT be one of the few who is rational. EOTE Jan 2013 #155

"I know that people who own assault rifles are not very rational as a whole." PavePusher Jan 2013 #147

I provided proof above. EOTE Jan 2013 #154

Oh, and by the way, I'm not referring to "gun owner"s. I'm referring to the idiots who own assault EOTE Jan 2013 #101

How do you know they are typically morons? hack89 Jan 2013 #114

Again, I'm referring to owners of assault weapons. EOTE Jan 2013 #117

Since AR-15s are the most popular target rifles around hack89 Jan 2013 #123

Sure, YOUR weapons are fine and dandy. EOTE Jan 2013 #126

What I find funny is your notion that handguns are ok hack89 Jan 2013 #131

Tell that to the victim of these massacres. EOTE Jan 2013 #152

You will get one shot at the gun control ring - maybe hack89 Jan 2013 #170

And what would you suggest? EOTE Jan 2013 #218

High cap magazine ban hack89 Jan 2013 #220

I'd be all for that. EOTE Jan 2013 #222

All the owners of semi-auto rifles I know are college-educated NickB79 Jan 2013 #143

If what you say is true, you and your friends are not representative of the typical assault weapon EOTE Jan 2013 #156

No good reason? NickB79 Jan 2013 #159

Yes, and other reasonable people. EOTE Jan 2013 #161

I'd like to get some clarification on this statement NickB79 Jan 2013 #163

Most people are not as responsible as you. EOTE Jan 2013 #168

EOTE, you don't care about gun control or massacred kids... Eleanors38 Jan 2013 #191

No. NT EOTE Jan 2013 #200

Just more proof of my theory that anti-gunners obsess over gun owners' penises... n/t Ghost in the Machine Jan 2013 #45

No, we're just kind of sick of gun culture and the bi-weekly massacres. EOTE Jan 2013 #59

You're still basing your approach on a single erroneous assumption Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #115

I don't give a damn about what they give a damn about. EOTE Jan 2013 #121

Oh dear... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #124

Irrational arguments? Like the fact that shot guns and AR-15s are different? EOTE Jan 2013 #127

I don't even know what to say... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #134

It doesn't take a whole lot to realize that those who'd own something EOTE Jan 2013 #158

why would he/she want an assault rifle? BainsBane Jan 2013 #183

"we hit them where it hurts, how others perceive their penis size." LMAO! Are you still in 3rd grade Ghost in the Machine Jan 2013 #192

Obviously you and others DO care. EOTE Jan 2013 #201

so..... you ADMIT you have an obsession with the penises of gun owners, yes? Ghost in the Machine Jan 2013 #208

What an incredibly stupid reply. EOTE Jan 2013 #213

BTW, you never did answer my question on what YOU think a "real man" is.... Ghost in the Machine Jan 2013 #211

There are many, many things which make a man. EOTE Jan 2013 #212

Manliness is to be determined by the Holy Word of, uh, you? dairydog91 Jan 2013 #214

Hit a nerve, have I? EOTE Jan 2013 #217

I don't own any guns. dairydog91 Jan 2013 #225

Feminists aren't causing and responsible for multiple dozens of massacres per year, are they? EOTE Jan 2013 #229

Your lack of coherent logic is showing. dairydog91 Jan 2013 #230

I KNOW that my comments are offensive. EOTE Jan 2013 #231

So insults it is! dairydog91 Jan 2013 #232

Wow, you STILL don't get it? EOTE Jan 2013 #233

Not every gun owner's penis... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #113

Yes, that *was* a little creepy! Ghost in the Machine Jan 2013 #193

Ewww! Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #205

Well thumbs up to you then, you achieved your goal :-) Ghost in the Machine Jan 2013 #209

Remember Freud's "Penis Envy" where some women envy men for their penises? Michigan Alum Jan 2013 #46

Can we please retire this asinine argument? Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #48

look at post #37 farminator3000 Jan 2013 #58

Seems to be a pretty effective argument. Zoeisright Jan 2013 #180

Even though it may be an exaggeration... Taverner Jan 2013 #51

Love it! longship Jan 2013 #52

I do not own an assault rifle because I have a small penis. Glassunion Jan 2013 #53

go to youtube and listen to "Honesty" by Billy Joel. right now! farminator3000 Jan 2013 #57

Hummers were ugly gas guzzlers with the lowest customer satisfaction. progressoid Jan 2013 #65

Is this satire, or is he really that stupid? NickB79 Jan 2013 #66

i use a 12 gauge for home defense.. frylock Jan 2013 #75

I didn't want a closet full of guns, so I settled on the AR-15 NickB79 Jan 2013 #135

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Ernesto Jan 2013 #69

He should know; he has sucked them all. nt Dreamer Tatum Jan 2013 #72

Meh, I got a few scary rifles, and my cock is perfectly average. OneTenthofOnePercent Jan 2013 #81

It does seem like a valid question. How would anyone closeupready Jan 2013 #82

Because being gay is a bad thing, right? Iggo Jan 2013 #240

I disagree with the OP! bongbong Jan 2013 #76

"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you,... friendly_iconoclast Jan 2013 #77

Man, I almost got burned at the stake over using that line derby378 Jan 2013 #87

They're acting out because at some level, they've realized they won't win. friendly_iconoclast Jan 2013 #118

That's why it helps to have Democratic friends who like you just the way you are derby378 Jan 2013 #128

In my active shooting days lo these many years ago... friendly_iconoclast Jan 2013 #142

No, they just feel kind of powerless in this society. That's all. dawg Jan 2013 #78

Ok. All you need to know is he thinks women have penises. closeupready Jan 2013 #80

"Pseudo-Machine Gun" Paladin Jan 2013 #91

What amazing deceptive language.... Undismayed Jan 2013 #98

Right? 'Is a pencil a "pseudo saber"?' closeupready Jan 2013 #99

lol! HappyMe Jan 2013 #105

OMG, that is so true! closeupready Jan 2013 #108

What an amazing display billh58 Jan 2013 #206

It's not the Assault Weapon, it's the weather JustABozoOnThisBus Jan 2013 #93

maybe figuratively samsingh Jan 2013 #111

This is something I've been saying for years billbailey19448jj Jan 2013 #120

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No. No force on Earth or anywhere in the universe, or cosmos, will do that. NYC_SKP Jan 2013 #238

Since there are plenty of good, decent men with small penises... Silent3 Jan 2013 #150

Y'all thought shaming is what got rid of Hummers? JoeyT Jan 2013 #173

Flintlock rifle owners rwiliff Jan 2013 #178

Gun companies evidently feel the same way BainsBane Jan 2013 #181

Would you feel better if I were to get a rifle that looked like these? friendly_iconoclast Jan 2013 #195

I'd feel better BainsBane Jan 2013 #196

I'd feel better if you didn't worry so much about things that are not likely to harm you. friendly_iconoclast Jan 2013 #197

I'm not worried about my own life BainsBane Jan 2013 #198

I own guns purely for recreation - fear has nothing to do with it. hack89 Jan 2013 #202

Feh. The OP is just another example of Colonism: friendly_iconoclast Jan 2013 #194

Need to find a new shorthand term for a real set of issues behind guns. Pholus Jan 2013 #204

I generally agree with you billh58 Jan 2013 #207

And women gun owners have little tits and loose vaginas The Straight Story Jan 2013 #210

People need to look up the concept of "Projection"... Romulox Jan 2013 #215

Unless of course billh58 Jan 2013 #219

In this case, is it even possible to know? It is not. Therefore, "the insult is correct" Romulox Jan 2013 #221

I'm not referring billh58 Jan 2013 #223

But I *am*, as is the the thread OP to which I was responding. nt Romulox Jan 2013 #224

Kay den... billh58 Jan 2013 #227

K&R n/t Greybnk48 Jan 2013 #226

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behold the power of the P-word!!! for those offended by this SATIRE piece... farminator3000 Jan 2013 #239