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dpibel

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36. Making his 401K Yuge

Tue Jun 23, 2026, 06:10 PM

8 hrs ago

That, at least, is usually the ending to this particular Sir Story.

"My wife thought I was an idiot. Now, thanks to you, our 401K is monstrogigantic and she thinks I'm the greatest investor ever.

He's been using this one for a while.

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This is a direct quote from trump right now in PA as he addresses the economy [View all] senseandsensibility 10 hrs ago OP

Word salad UpInArms 10 hrs ago #1

Shh...it's a great message!! senseandsensibility 10 hrs ago #2

The problem is PatSeg 10 hrs ago #3

That's cause they're stupid mountain grammy 8 hrs ago #33

And they hear what they want to hear PatSeg 7 hrs ago #39

More like verbal vomit...... lastlib 10 hrs ago #8

Perfect! mdbl 8 hrs ago #26

OMG! Please no more " Sir" stories!! Ars Longa 9 hrs ago #15

"Word salad" LudwigPastorius 1 hr ago #47

That's like when Grandma is at the end of the dinner table and can't follow or hear LeftinOH 10 hrs ago #4

Now he's telling "Sir" stories FalloutShelter 10 hrs ago #5

Trmp doesn't do word salad ... with him it's word haggis. eppur_se_muova 10 hrs ago #6

Haggis in the morning. Nothing better! erronis 9 hrs ago #9

Scrapple is tasty! His word mush is rank. GenThePerservering 8 hrs ago #32

see how he sneakily diverts from Epstein rurallib 10 hrs ago #7

? MoseShrute 9 hrs ago #10

One wonders what was videoed on those files PUtin has on shitstain ? dave99 9 hrs ago #14

WTF is he taking about? bamagal62 9 hrs ago #11

That is some funny sh*t "sir". Buddyzbuddy 9 hrs ago #12

Me Too! Mr.Bee 9 hrs ago #13

There's always some homoerotic undertone to everything he says fujiyamasan 9 hrs ago #16

This is what you sound like TVguyCards 9 hrs ago #17

Eeeeeeuuuuww! calimary 7 hrs ago #41

the snowflake NEEEEEEEEEDS daily affirmations(fluffing--bs blowjobs). pansypoo53219 9 hrs ago #18

Recommended. H2O Man 9 hrs ago #19

In due time... this will be mimed by Bransen Gates (who goes by @bransennn on TikTok and @branhattan on Instagram) QueerDuck 9 hrs ago #20

Could explain why he was drawn to very young females he could overpower. Beards that were almost boyish? Attilatheblond 8 hrs ago #25

What.... and I cannot emphasize this enough... the fuck???? Initech 9 hrs ago #21

Donald sure seems to like the dudes. Joinfortmill 8 hrs ago #22

Can you imagine being so compromised... ananda 8 hrs ago #23

That's the most profound and statesmanlike statement I've ever heard.. Permanut 8 hrs ago #24

He's sounding like he's coming out of the closet JBTaurus83 8 hrs ago #27

Roy Cohn and Trump Henry203 8 hrs ago #28

What a horrifying thought. JBTaurus83 8 hrs ago #38

Thought disorders and loose associations The Wizard 8 hrs ago #29

Gibberish Picaro 8 hrs ago #30

So what exactly did this cop wanted to thank Trump for? LisaL 8 hrs ago #31

When a man's wife says she doesn't think much of him ToxMarz 8 hrs ago #34

I agree with that, but what is he thanking Trump for? LisaL 8 hrs ago #35

Making his 401K Yuge dpibel 8 hrs ago #36

I guess Trump's message is if women think you're a piece of shit ToxMarz 7 hrs ago #40

WTF is the point of that story? maxsolomon 8 hrs ago #37

Whatever the so-called "point" is or was, it's still icky. calimary 7 hrs ago #43

Bloviating while sundowning AZLD4Candidate 7 hrs ago #42

Maybe he means bucolic_frolic 6 hrs ago #44

Is trump selling boner pills now? Mysterian 6 hrs ago #45

Tell us more, Uncle Pedophile Blue Owl 3 hrs ago #46

I had to read that Blue_Roses 1 hr ago #48