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In reply to the discussion: You Can’t Make This Up: Rick Santorum Launches C.U.M. [View all]Ian David
(69,059 posts)13. Santorum Loves CUM
Santorum Loves CUM
Given the number of emails I've received about this, I'm pretty sure it's the most important thing ever to have happened:
That's right. In an effort to raise money, Rick Santorum named his 72-hour fund-gathering plan "Conservatives Unite Moneybomb," or "CUM," for short. You guys are right in thinking that this is pretty hilarious, but the fact that (as of this posting) he's already raised over twice what he set out to get, I'm kind of concerned.
More:
http://blog.spreadingsantorum.com/2012/01/santorum-loves-cum.html
In the what were they thinking dept: Rick Santorum launches C.U.M.
By: Pam Spaulding Sunday January 22, 2012 2:43 pm
This comes from the land of you cant make this sh*t up. GOP Clown Car occupant, ace homophobe and bearer of a redefined surname that has become a giant political problem for him on Google, Rick Santorum is not doing himself any more favors by launching the Conservatives United Moneybomb, or C.U.M. for shorthand. Hat tip to Daily Kos front-pager Scott Wooledge on Twitter:
More:
http://pamshouseblend.firedoglake.com/2012/01/22/in-the-what-were-they-thinking-dept-rick-santorum-launches-c-u-m/
Rick Santorum Wants His Supporters To C.U.M.
You just cant make this stuff up. I expect Rachel Maddow to die from embarrassment if she tries to report on this. I suppose the good news is that hes raised over $1.6 million dollars. Thats a lot of C.U.M.
OK, I cant write anymore. Im laughing too hard!!!!
More:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/01/22/rick-santorum-wants-his-supporters-to-c-u-m/
Santorum Begs for CUM
Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 3:39 PM
I put this on Slog on Saturday, but we're still getting a ton of Slog tips about it from our readers: Santorum's website over the weekend was begging for CUM. Here's a screenshot:
Let's just take a moment, here, to appreciate the fact that this shit-soaked anti-sex pervert had the entire evangelical coalition fall behind him in South Carolina, and it just didn't matter. This means one of two things: Either Santorum is so unlikeable that not even his base can stand him or the evangelicals have no political clout anymore.
More:
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/01/23/santorum-begs-for-cum
Santorum Uses CUM (Conservatives United Moneybomb) to Grease the Hinges of War Chest
This story broke late last night with the obstreperous blah nightingale,AngryBlackLady who began tweetering the effectiveness of a Santorum moneybomb uniting the Conservative movement. Santorums website calls on the faithful to lubricate the squeaky gears of the Santorum political machine. As a outspoken advocate for legislating a three way marriage between one man, one woman and a loving creator that spins the wheel of fate for pro-creative blessings, Santorum speaks for many conservative voters.
More:
http://christwire.org/2012/01/santorum-uses-cum-conservatives-united-moneybomb-to-grease-the-hinges-of-war-chest/
Santorum wants to drop a huge load of CUM all over Americas dick
As much as I would have liked to have made that headline just out of thin air, the sad part is that its actually not that far from the truth. Rick Santorum is organizing his supporters, especially those in Florida, to donate to his campaign in a Conservative Union Moneybomb, or CUM for short. Nasty.
So yeah if you like Santorum, you can now participate in some sort of Santorum CUM party. Have fun.
More:
http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/16381740034/santorum-wants-to-drop-a-huge-load-of-cum-all-over
Given the number of emails I've received about this, I'm pretty sure it's the most important thing ever to have happened:
That's right. In an effort to raise money, Rick Santorum named his 72-hour fund-gathering plan "Conservatives Unite Moneybomb," or "CUM," for short. You guys are right in thinking that this is pretty hilarious, but the fact that (as of this posting) he's already raised over twice what he set out to get, I'm kind of concerned.
More:
http://blog.spreadingsantorum.com/2012/01/santorum-loves-cum.html
In the what were they thinking dept: Rick Santorum launches C.U.M.
By: Pam Spaulding Sunday January 22, 2012 2:43 pm
This comes from the land of you cant make this sh*t up. GOP Clown Car occupant, ace homophobe and bearer of a redefined surname that has become a giant political problem for him on Google, Rick Santorum is not doing himself any more favors by launching the Conservatives United Moneybomb, or C.U.M. for shorthand. Hat tip to Daily Kos front-pager Scott Wooledge on Twitter:
More:
http://pamshouseblend.firedoglake.com/2012/01/22/in-the-what-were-they-thinking-dept-rick-santorum-launches-c-u-m/
Rick Santorum Wants His Supporters To C.U.M.
You just cant make this stuff up. I expect Rachel Maddow to die from embarrassment if she tries to report on this. I suppose the good news is that hes raised over $1.6 million dollars. Thats a lot of C.U.M.
OK, I cant write anymore. Im laughing too hard!!!!
More:
http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/01/22/rick-santorum-wants-his-supporters-to-c-u-m/
Santorum Begs for CUM
Posted by Paul Constant on Mon, Jan 23, 2012 at 3:39 PM
I put this on Slog on Saturday, but we're still getting a ton of Slog tips about it from our readers: Santorum's website over the weekend was begging for CUM. Here's a screenshot:
Let's just take a moment, here, to appreciate the fact that this shit-soaked anti-sex pervert had the entire evangelical coalition fall behind him in South Carolina, and it just didn't matter. This means one of two things: Either Santorum is so unlikeable that not even his base can stand him or the evangelicals have no political clout anymore.
More:
http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2012/01/23/santorum-begs-for-cum
Santorum Uses CUM (Conservatives United Moneybomb) to Grease the Hinges of War Chest
This story broke late last night with the obstreperous blah nightingale,AngryBlackLady who began tweetering the effectiveness of a Santorum moneybomb uniting the Conservative movement. Santorums website calls on the faithful to lubricate the squeaky gears of the Santorum political machine. As a outspoken advocate for legislating a three way marriage between one man, one woman and a loving creator that spins the wheel of fate for pro-creative blessings, Santorum speaks for many conservative voters.
More:
http://christwire.org/2012/01/santorum-uses-cum-conservatives-united-moneybomb-to-grease-the-hinges-of-war-chest/
Santorum wants to drop a huge load of CUM all over Americas dick
As much as I would have liked to have made that headline just out of thin air, the sad part is that its actually not that far from the truth. Rick Santorum is organizing his supporters, especially those in Florida, to donate to his campaign in a Conservative Union Moneybomb, or CUM for short. Nasty.
So yeah if you like Santorum, you can now participate in some sort of Santorum CUM party. Have fun.
More:
http://www.iheartchaos.com/post/16381740034/santorum-wants-to-drop-a-huge-load-of-cum-all-over
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