So what's wrong with home security systems?

[hunter]

56. I'm rather fond of poisonous gas myself, "kill'm like cockroaches!" I'd say, but that's illegal.

Same with k-ray blasters. You don't know what a k-ray blaster is? Lucky you. Trust me, you'd rather be hit by a bullet.

Keeping guns for home security purposes ought to be illegal too. I don't have anything against guns in general but I believe with very few exceptions guns ought to be locked up tight when they are not being used for hunting, recreational shooting, etc.

Do you keep a loaded gun in your nightstand or under your pillow? You are a fool and I strongly support any legislation that separates a fool from his guns.

For my personal home security I've got Spot. Sometimes I'll find a nasty home invader's half-digested gun in his poop. Spot does his job very quietly and efficiently, he doesn't wake me up when there's trouble. Spot can flame broil and scarf down a bad guy in less than a second. He's telepathic too, like Santa Claus he knows if an invader is naughty or nice. We hold the nice home invaders for the police, without any excessive force. Our dogs wake up whenever they hear or smell a bad guy broiled, and maybe they'll aim an ear and raise their noses, but mostly they don't fuss because they've learned our dear Spot never shares his meals.