You might be a gun nut if....

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7. okay, lets see...

I don't think I'm a very good gun nut.

At the beginning of each month you have to decide "pay the mortgage or buy some shells"

For some people, that may be the choice between paying the mortgage and shooting something to eat. I rather think "real" gun nuts load their own cartridges. Away, my house is paid off, so not an issue.

You need software just to inventory your guns

It's amazing how much of a "low information voter" one can be and still be able to use accounting software.

When the TV news reports on a cache of weapons found at a criminals residence you always think to yourself "That's ALL he had? That ain't nothing..."

I don't watch TV news, except for Rachel.

You carry all your guns to the basement when a storm is building

I sit in the parlor making jokes for my wife's amusement, same as always.

When you go to a gunshow and get bored cause you see nothing you don't already have.

Well, there's always Nazi memorabilia for sale. (I know, right?) I don't buy from gun shows. They often sell crap at inflated prices. Plus, there's no way of knowing where it came from.