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DetlefK

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45. Second that.

Sun Jan 13, 2013, 03:46 PM

Jan 2013

Btw, German allows you to create wonderful chained word-constructs. A famous one is
"Donaudampfschifffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän"
literal translation: "Danube-steamship-traffic-society-captain"
translation by sense: "captain working for the entity responsible for steamship-traffic on the river Danube"

You can stack and stack and stack... You could, for the level of detail, go down to the eye-color of the mother-in-law of the guy who designed the sole of the captain's shoe! All in one long word that's easy to write and comprehend, but nobody would have the nerve to actually spend the time speaking it.

You get a monster of a word, but you can cram the essence of a lengthy and complex explanation in it, making this method very precise and very popular with german bureaucrats.

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The Peoples Front of Judea? A HERETIC I AM Jan 2013 #192