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Tsiyu

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39. My favorite twisted baby shower game

Mon Jan 14, 2013, 07:44 PM

Jan 2013

Have someone write down everything mom says as she opens her gifts. ( Without her knowing, of course. She should think the person is just jotting down which person gave which gift. )

When she's finished opening her presents, the person says, "Okay, now we will hear what Mom-to-be said the first time she and Dad-to-be got together for some monkey love."

There follows a reading of her responses:

"Isn't that cute!"

"Gosh. It's so tiny!"

"Aw. Look. It's got little bunnies on it!"

Silly, but good for a lot of cheap laughs. Let's hope it wasn't this game that started the whole brawl in Mass, though!

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200 involved, 3 arrested at Baby Shower brawl [View all] superpatriotman Jan 2013 OP

And people say baby showers are boring! fleur-de-lisa Jan 2013 #1

That poor baby 99th_Monkey Jan 2013 #2

Is this another ad trying to make blacks look bad? buddybrown Jan 2013 #3

I think that any baby shower that ends up with a brawl involving 200 people pennylane100 Jan 2013 #5

How do you know if they are black? Vinnie From Indy Jan 2013 #7

Their pictures in the first linked story? FarCenter Jan 2013 #29

Are you lost? Stormfront is over thataway. --> Comrade Grumpy Jan 2013 #9

Depina is a common Spanish or Portugese surname...nt joeybee12 Jan 2013 #17

I'm confused... Raine1967 Jan 2013 #18

Your concern is noted. Please feel free to share more of your concerns, and enjoy your stay. nt msanthrope Jan 2013 #20

Those are Portuguese names Warpy Jan 2013 #27

Stoughton is a huge Portuguese town Marrah_G Jan 2013 #36

From the looks of them, they're probably either Brazilian or Cape Verdean nt meow2u3 Jan 2013 #38

Most are. Brazilians are the largest group of illegals there Warpy Jan 2013 #41

Pretty sure any brawl involving 200 people at a baby shower is going to make news Marrah_G Jan 2013 #35

Bye-bye. nt. OldDem2012 Jan 2013 #40

I think I'd pass on the First Birthday celebration. . . Journeyman Jan 2013 #4

My baby shower guests were mostly TwilightGardener Jan 2013 #6

Inviting men to baby and wedding showers has been a trend . . . fleur-de-lisa Jan 2013 #11

Ewww, even I won't go to the damned things Warpy Jan 2013 #28

I think that trend just ended in the Brockton / Stoughton area, now. n/t Ian David Jan 2013 #31

Well that is certainly a baby shower that won't be soon forgotten Marrah_G Jan 2013 #8

From the Daily Mail article: Adsos Letter Jan 2013 #10

Function hall = Laundry room at the trailer park. tavernier Jan 2013 #12

Portuguese rental hall Club Luiz De Cameos in downtown Stoughton siligut Jan 2013 #26

I'm sure it's a lovely place. tavernier Jan 2013 #32

There's another Portugese social hall right across the street from this one, IIRC. Ian David Jan 2013 #33

Holy smokes! HappyMe Jan 2013 #13

Baby showers have gotten a lot tougher lately union_maid Jan 2013 #14

My favorite twisted baby shower game Tsiyu Jan 2013 #39

party crashing a baby shower? Liberal_in_LA Jan 2013 #15

"That's my kid" "No, it's mine" "Oh yeah?, you're both wrong - it's mine" TheCowsCameHome Jan 2013 #16

I have never been to a baby shower like that gollygee Jan 2013 #19

We are a violent culture CE5 Jan 2013 #21

This might be sexist and/or old-fashioned Jenoch Jan 2013 #22

I've never known one where men were invited. I wasn't invited to my then wife's. stevenleser Jan 2013 #24

How do you get 200 people to come to a baby shower? Initech Jan 2013 #23

Promise Them A Fight? HangOnKids Jan 2013 #25

Gotta give 'em something! Initech Jan 2013 #42

They were just unclear on the concept. You don't actually throw babies during a baby shower. n/t Ian David Jan 2013 #30

I'm attending a baby shower this weekend. TheOther95Percent Jan 2013 #34

The NRA released a statement on this event bongbong Jan 2013 #37