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DollarBillHines

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14. First thing you do is pull off your pants

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 03:15 AM

Jan 2013

Tie knots in the cuffs...

Puff air into the legs (lie back and hand-paddle water/air into the legs).

Then wrap the legs around your neck.

Works great in a still pool, not so much in open water.

I am old now, and cannot make it work in my own pool.

What were we/they thinking?

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