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pinboy3niner

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25. Them's fightin' words!

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 03:29 AM

Jan 2013

The lowliest, most rearest fuckin' echelonest troop in the most securest rearest basecamp back then today prides himself on his combat skills and would takest the most severest umbrage at your SQUIRTS allegation.

But, first things first, some of us would like to know what your SQUIRTS acronym stands for....

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Water doesn't drown people [View all] jberryhill Jan 2013 OP

that's deep think Jan 2013 #1

As an argument, Aristus Jan 2013 #2

Fire doesn't kill people either. jberryhill Jan 2013 #6

I'm not arguing against gun control. Aristus Jan 2013 #29

Words don't make puns. People do. jberryhill Jan 2013 #32

'Attractive nuisance' elleng Jan 2013 #3

Why, thank you jberryhill Jan 2013 #7

Keep out the neighbors? rgbecker Jan 2013 #49

In the law of torts, elleng Jan 2013 #50

In Texas, you are allowed to drown trespassers jberryhill Jan 2013 #52

Well, that's the Republic of Texas, I guess. elleng Jan 2013 #53

I put landmines around the perimeter jberryhill Jan 2013 #54

Neither will you, presumably! elleng Jan 2013 #55

There's a trick to it jberryhill Jan 2013 #56

HA!!! elleng Jan 2013 #58

yeah texas law is interesting. you're liable if they drown, but not if you shoot 'em. unblock Jan 2013 #59

When you're in your cups, you'll be glad for the fence pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #4

I've gotcher answer hanging... DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #5

I'll pull your cold, dead hands out of the water jberryhill Jan 2013 #8

Could you see that my grave is kept clean? DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #23

Depends jberryhill Jan 2013 #24

Just means it will be... daleanime Jan 2013 #28

Not familiar with gardening, are you? pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #31

That's not a lack of familiarity with gardening... jberryhill Jan 2013 #34

Turn back from the dark side, you must pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #36

Yeah, I know DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #33

Your grave will be kept clean pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #38

I thank you DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #40

My avatar is the VN Service Ribbon pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #41

somehow, I just knew it DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #42

"We could have all gone fishing" pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #46

I KNEW we shoulda joined the SEALS! pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #9

But your application to the SQUIRTS was was accepted jberryhill Jan 2013 #12

Them's fightin' words! pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #25

You don't get the SQUIRTS? jberryhill Jan 2013 #27

First thing you do is pull off your pants DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #14

Same thought process as 'duck and cover' for nuclear war alittlelark Jan 2013 #17

Yep, I still keep my cuffs knotted, just in case... DollarBillHines Jan 2013 #20

Try 'control, alt, delete'... works for most problems. alittlelark Jan 2013 #37

That's the first thing you do for the SQUIRTS too! jberryhill Jan 2013 #26

You need the fence and a water gun mokawanis Jan 2013 #10

aspirated vomit doesn't kill people datasuspect Jan 2013 #11

"...well, it wasn't his own vomit." Atman Jan 2013 #43

"Dagnabbed vomints!... pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #48

You can't really dust for vomit... missingthebigdog Jan 2013 #57

Cigarettes don't kill people. backscatter712 Jan 2013 #13

I'm telling you... The more I think about it jberryhill Jan 2013 #15

Screw the fence, I just turned the heater off Brother Buzz Jan 2013 #16

Without chemicals, life itself... GReedDiamond Jan 2013 #18

Yeah, really... jberryhill Jan 2013 #21

Liability? Rex Jan 2013 #19

An above-ground pool? Shit! jberryhill Jan 2013 #22

<snort> Fumesucker Jan 2013 #47

Holy shit, I was going to make an OP just like this one. ZombieHorde Jan 2013 #30

Whoa - I was going to reply the same thing to one of your OP's! jberryhill Jan 2013 #35

But faulty floaties flounder floaters pinboy3niner Jan 2013 #39

Technically, gravity drowns most people. nt OneTenthofOnePercent Jan 2013 #44

Hangs 'em too! jberryhill Jan 2013 #45

You're argument is all wet. liberalmuse Jan 2013 #51

That's because despite a common misconception WATER IS NOT REALLY WET. slackmaster Jan 2013 #60