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jberryhill

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34. That's not a lack of familiarity with gardening...

Mon Jan 21, 2013, 04:09 AM

Jan 2013

...as much as a lack of familiarity with peeing.

There's a defunct golf course near my home where I walk my dog at night. We're both pretty consistent and her spot is a lot greener than mine.

Not sure what that means, though.

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