Can You Spare a Catchphrase for the Tea Party? [View all]

[bondwooley]

The Tea Party has figured out their crazy and racist organization has a reputation for being crazy and racist! So they've opted to do a little re-branding.

Since 2010, self-identified Tea Party members have dropped from 24% of the electorate to just 8%. Suddenly realizing an urgent need for a makeover, the South Florida Tea Party announced this week that it’s changing its name to the “National Liberty Foundation” — all to distance itself from a the Tea Party brand. A brand that even the Palm Beach County Tea Party said was infused with too much “negative information” and laced with too many “racist, crazy” connotations.

They're going to need more than a name - they're going need a catchy tag line. An outside poll is asking what is should be:

- Our Blacks are Better Than Your Blacks?

- We'll Only Tax Your Nerves?

- 50,000 Wayne Newton Fans Can't be Wrong?

What catchphrase would you give them?

(Source: http://lesterandcharlie.com/2013/01/24/extremist-makeover/ )