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reverend_tim

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106. In my Denomination a big bottle of Sapphire and Canada Dry tonic water can get you all most anything

Fri Feb 1, 2013, 04:07 AM

Feb 2013

you want including beatification.
Legal pot, and Gay Marriage requires moving to Washington State and the rain is included with Seattle residence.

Just think You could be "Saint Babylonsister".

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I Need Fifteen Followers!! [View all] Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 OP

Hahaha! I'm in! babylonsister Jan 2013 #1

You're my first disciple... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #3

If you swear your allegiance to me, I will send you a certificate of living Sainthood. reverend_tim Jan 2013 #59

Oh, jeeze, now you tell me? Can babylonsister Jan 2013 #72

In my Denomination a big bottle of Sapphire and Canada Dry tonic water can get you all most anything reverend_tim Feb 2013 #106

just the mention of discount pizza was good enough quinnox Jan 2013 #2

Can you sweeten the pot any? LisaLynne Jan 2013 #4

Perhaps a nice miracle would do the trick... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #12

I can offer legal pot, and gay marriage and lots of rain !! reverend_tim Jan 2013 #46

Mmmm... Sunday potluck Blue Owl Jan 2013 #81

I think your denomination is the one for me BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #100

Me too! :D darkangel218 Jan 2013 #5

Forget Monsignor, I'm definitely in, and admire a pastor with a great sense of humor. Gawd bless. monmouth3 Jan 2013 #6

Hell, I'm in. nick of time Jan 2013 #7

Fuck yes...(nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #13

Fuckin A sweet!!!!! nick of time Jan 2013 #16

Have you picked a name for our new church though? darkangel218 Jan 2013 #8

That's a VERY good question Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #15

Lmao!!!!! darkangel218 Jan 2013 #19

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You had me at Mojo Nixon. Starry Messenger Jan 2013 #82

Elvis is Everywhere! BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #101

I'm too far away to attend services. bluedigger Jan 2013 #9

Ummm....sure. Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #21

Unfortunately, I can't get to the bus stop, either. bluedigger Jan 2013 #24

I hate snakes... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #25

do you require any sort of sacrifice in your church? Voice for Peace Jan 2013 #74

I'm in! Those bastards in Winnipeg have it coming! nt joeybee12 Jan 2013 #10

Do you take Atheists? Control-Z Jan 2013 #11

God knows we do...(nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #17

Do you accept Papa John's? Lone_Star_Dem Jan 2013 #14

Actually, the road to hell is paved with Papa John's coupons Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #18

Preach it Reverend Jeff! Or is it Pastor Jeff? Lone_Star_Dem Jan 2013 #39

I claim the title of "Pandit and Life Coach" Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #40

Pandit and Life Coach Jeff, you've earned my premium pizza coupons Lone_Star_Dem Jan 2013 #51

me kristamonroe Jan 2013 #20

Just reassure me I'll not be #13...just hip-pocket my email app before or after...K? libdem4life Jan 2013 #22

and talk like a physicist day is the 14th.. that might be a conflict too Voice for Peace Jan 2013 #75

Winnipeg? No way. hfojvt Jan 2013 #23

Wait. Wait, just a minute. I'm having a vision. Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #31

good call hfojvt Feb 2013 #111

I'm pretty sure the weighed heavily in Yahweh's decision (nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Feb 2013 #114

OK, you converted me with that one. Le Taz Hot Feb 2013 #112

We in Detroit... N_E_1 for Tennis Feb 2013 #119

Can I be Bishop In Charge of Selling Indulgences and Other Naughty Things? LondonReign2 Jan 2013 #26

Get in line... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #34

Branch of Flying Spaghetti Monsters? I'm in. matt819 Jan 2013 #27

I'm in!!!! cliffordu Jan 2013 #28

Don't forget housing credit on income taxes. Lars39 Jan 2013 #29

Do I have to be circumcised? Canuckistanian Jan 2013 #30

I dunno...do you WANT to be? Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #32

I think Canadians, and only Canadians, MUST be circumcised. OneGrassRoot Jan 2013 #44

And the foreskins turned into toques Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #47

I shall follow you anywhere. n/t OneGrassRoot Jan 2013 #52

Count me in. ellie Jan 2013 #33

No worries. I suck as a leader. Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #35

Rec'd Not Me Jan 2013 #36

I thought of doing this a long time ago. Wait Wut Jan 2013 #37

Drop the Packers? Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #41

The Church of 15 Minutes already has a Packers/Bears schism! myrna minx Jan 2013 #43

100 points for having Nicaea, schism, and Sheboygan in the same post! Gotta love DU. FailureToCommunicate Jan 2013 #48

I can't WAIT till we start burning heretics Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #50

Are Packers fans a 'green' energy source? FailureToCommunicate Jan 2013 #54

We won't know till we try... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #55

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I'm in 2naSalit Jan 2013 #38

I think calling this an organized religion theKed Jan 2013 #83

Good point 2naSalit Jan 2013 #84

I'm in!!! OneGrassRoot Jan 2013 #42

Before I become a card carrying member...I have a couple of questions Sheepshank Jan 2013 #45

Your answers Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #49

Oh, you is butiful siligut Jan 2013 #77

I am in. And I think the services should resemble poker games rurallib Jan 2013 #53

And there would be dogs... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #56

This has been fun, but I have to go. Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #57

Are your parishioners permitted to use sacramental marijuana? Jackpine Radical Jan 2013 #58

Thou shalt not bogart. benld74 Jan 2013 #60

Is this going to be one of those snort Jan 2013 #61

I need fifteen leaders.... I mean liters..... 2on2u Jan 2013 #62

Sacramental BEER!!! Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #94

Liberate Medicine Hat and Moose Jaw! Onward Jefftian soldiers! tclambert Jan 2013 #63

LOL I was going to say the same thing.... A HERETIC I AM Jan 2013 #78

I'm in because this is the funniest thread I've read on DU Lifelong Protester Jan 2013 #64

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"Eternal life". Hmmm...I don't think Social Security is going to be happy about that. Fire Walk With Me Jan 2013 #68

Bless me solara Jan 2013 #69

Where do I sign up? Freedomofspeech Jan 2013 #70

As a Catholic, I got a kick out of this! UrbScotty Jan 2013 #71

I'm with ya (here's the correct link). Snarkoleptic Jan 2013 #73

BLASPHEMERS!! BLASPHEMERS!! SouthernDonkey Jan 2013 #76

You wearing anything UNDER that manskirt? Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #95

Ramen to that reverend_tim Feb 2013 #108

Wyyyy nothing of course! SouthernDonkey Feb 2013 #121

You had me at Spirochete Jan 2013 #79

The Church of the Subgenius won't let me leave to join you... TexasTowelie Jan 2013 #80

Aw, shucks . . . Bob's a reasonable guy. CrazyOrangeCat Jan 2013 #89

I've been a member since 1986 so it would be tougher to leave than Katie Holmes ditching Tom. TexasTowelie Jan 2013 #97

Autumn, the crazy orange cat keeps asking me that, too. CrazyOrangeCat Jan 2013 #99

Wait! Wait! you're forgetting southern_belle Jan 2013 #85

just use your immediate family or friends and give everyone a 10% tax shelter. NuttyFluffers Jan 2013 #86

So, 75 'DU RECS' ...do we count as a group yet? Earth_First Jan 2013 #87

When your followers guardian Jan 2013 #88

The concubine budget is a little tight right now... Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #98

LOL that's great guardian Jan 2013 #104

We do weddings, you know (nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #105

Are you gonna franchise? nt msanthrope Jan 2013 #90

themonastary.org already does reverend_tim Feb 2013 #110

Cool. How about a church circle? We all create our own churches and join each other's Egalitarian Thug Jan 2013 #91

Our Lady-Goat of the Wholly Ponzi Scheme BlancheSplanchnik Jan 2013 #102

Works for me reverend_tim Feb 2013 #107

only if your gawd isn't the RIGHT gawd. BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #115

O Holy Jeff! CrazyOrangeCat Jan 2013 #92

You're on the payroll! Jeff In Milwaukee Jan 2013 #96

Ticketers will be violated--I mean, uh, Jackpine Radical Jan 2013 #103

The Kardashian Family are a church obamanut2012 Jan 2013 #93

How about 15 men on a dead man's chest? Art_from_Ark Feb 2013 #109

Funniest damned thread in a LONG time. Le Taz Hot Feb 2013 #113

As His Most Gracious, Holy, Infallible Keeper Of All Secrets Of The Universe Pope Ikonoklast I, Ikonoklast Feb 2013 #116

I will follow you unless there is Kool-Aid involved. AllyCat Feb 2013 #117

The consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is expressly forbidden (nt) Jeff In Milwaukee Feb 2013 #122

I would like to join but I am already a pope, got a card and everything Dragonfli Feb 2013 #118

K&R SunSeeker Feb 2013 #120