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bigwillq

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30. That's kind of how it works.

Fri Jan 27, 2012, 06:24 PM

Jan 2012

If you call me, I will try to get back to you at MY earliest convenience. Don't like it, don't call me anymore.

It's not rude or bad etiquette, imo. It's called reality.

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People leaving voicemail recordings that say, "I'll get back to you at MY earliest CONVENIENCE" [View all] Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 OP

Or honesty. Quantess Jan 2012 #1

Plain rudeness. :) nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #2

Maybe. It depends what your relationship is to them, of course. Quantess Jan 2012 #4

But listen to the message. It means, "when it's convenient for me" Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #13

So they should call back when it's grossly inconvenient for them? TheWraith Jan 2012 #68

it wouldn't make much sense for the message to say that they'll call back at the other party's onenote Jan 2012 #75

Of course not. The original term was used for LEAVING a message, not in a vm recording for callers Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #82

Again, we just hear the messages differently I guess. onenote Jan 2012 #88

That's not the point. dmr Jan 2012 #50

I suppose. Myself, I try to be considerate by having an extremely short answering message Quantess Jan 2012 #59

So what should they say instead? Cali_Democrat Jan 2012 #3

"Please leave me a voicemail and I will return your call" Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #6

The police aren't allowed to arrest you for being rude. TheWraith Jan 2012 #70

Quite rude. nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #76

The appropriate greeting is fine, except LiberalAndProud Jan 2012 #95

I would rather be told my call will be returned at the other party's EARLIEST convenience onenote Jan 2012 #80

Are you really going to return their call? oldhippie Jan 2012 #103

My greeting for the past 30 years... Kahuna Jan 2012 #113

I think you're overreacting. They might be doing something that they ... BlueJazz Jan 2012 #5

ahahahaha! EXACTLY! They might be taking a shower at work :) nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #8

Maybe they work in a coal mine and don't want to get their iphone dirty. BlueJazz Jan 2012 #18

ROFLMAO! A deep sea diver working 80 hrs a week, and, poor dear, can't take 30 seconds to call nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #22

Maybe one of the sharks ate his hands. BlueJazz Jan 2012 #53

...Or his phone! nt Buns_of_Fire Jan 2012 #112

Overreacting, ya think?!?!? bigwillq Jan 2012 #31

Except when I hear this type of message..... Sheepshank Jan 2012 #58

Because you have a limited definition of the word jberryhill Jan 2012 #7

Mine says hobbit709 Jan 2012 #9

That's kinda cute :) nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #10

Of course a lot of my friends leave "woof, woof" messages. hobbit709 Jan 2012 #28

LOL! Dog lovers, no doubt. nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #29

Sounds fine to me. My life isn't run by people who leave me voicemail. phantom power Jan 2012 #11

how about "i'm too fucking busy and i'll get back to you when i get back to you?" frylock Jan 2012 #12

Works for me taterguy Jan 2012 #14

Actually, it's more along the lines of, "I'll call you when I damned well feel like it" nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #27

more like "IF I damn well feel like it!" oldhippie Jan 2012 #107

That's EXACTLY what "at my earliest convenience" means: "I'm too fucking busy, so screw off" Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #15

They're just not that into you cthulu2016 Jan 2012 #16

You clearly have that recording on your voicemail. :) LOL! nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #25

I'm sorry. I'm unavailable to read your message. I'll read and respond at my earliest convenience. Liberal Veteran Jan 2012 #17

Read #5. He expressed exactly what "at my earliest convenience" means nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #19

"I'll return your call if when I damn well feel like it" L0oniX Jan 2012 #20

That's exactly what "at my earliest convenience" means! nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #23

My voicemail at work says something similar tammywammy Jan 2012 #21

It's obtuse. It might be unintentional owing to stupidity, or deliberate, owing to hubris. MADem Jan 2012 #24

You're right. It's a sign of a poor education, illiteracy, horrific manners, egocentrism Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #26

That's kind of how it works. bigwillq Jan 2012 #30

Then may as well say what the message means, "I'll call you when I f*****g feel like it" nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #32

Now, that would be rude. bigwillq Jan 2012 #33

Why? 'Cause one version actually says the words, 'when I fucking feel like it" and the other merely Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #38

It's not funny...but it is, if you know what I mean! nt MADem Jan 2012 #34

I do know what you mean. It's so rude, you've got to laugh. nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #37

Well, yes. lumberjack_jeff Jan 2012 #90

When I worked at Starbucks many years ago tammywammy Jan 2012 #97

Right on. n/t lumberjack_jeff Jan 2012 #121

LOL. I think the biggest revelation in my life was when someone said to me. Liberal Veteran Jan 2012 #35

Smart man! bigwillq Jan 2012 #40

Oh my. Now that's the prototypical, "at my earliest convenience" user! Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #41

How is that rude? tammywammy Jan 2012 #48

I agree with your OP, kiva Jan 2012 #108

Perfectly said. This is the correct answer. nt woo me with science Jan 2012 #43

Bravo! lolly Jan 2012 #105

As if people should drop EVERYTHING to call you back. alphafemale Jan 2012 #36

No, you're right. It's good to say it, even tho it sounds like, "when I fucking feel like it" Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #39

Yes. Doing things that are important to me. alphafemale Jan 2012 #42

As I said, you win. Death to etiquette and good manners! Yipee! Rudeness wins! nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #44

Can be looked at two ways chowder66 Jan 2012 #45

I see it as just another indication that illiteracy has taken over the country and reigns supreme nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #47

You are starting to sound like my brother-in-law. JoePhilly Jan 2012 #65

Exactly. At my convenience is the best that should be hoped for. alphafemale Jan 2012 #77

The fact that it sounds liek "when I fucking feel like it" to you doesn't mean it sounds that way onenote Jan 2012 #86

They should be damned glad I'm listening to their message at all, that's how I see it. redqueen Jan 2012 #46

~95% of the calls on my voice mail are solicitations ... so I only check it maybe once a week. JoePhilly Jan 2012 #49

There are oodles of solicitation calls, but when one calls a business place, business to business Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #51

Your OP does not narrow the focus of the discussion to you calling a business. JoePhilly Jan 2012 #73

No need to give a segment of time. Simply ask the individual to leave a message, and promise you Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #74

Actually, there is a business reason to give a time frame. JoePhilly Jan 2012 #92

I never had that happen before. Here is how you work these annoying charity calls you get southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #52

I've had one business calling for years to inform me my car was ready to be picked up. Liberal Veteran Jan 2012 #56

Gee really? I think that is so funny. southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #71

Oh, at home it's a different story. I have a polite message, and don't call soliciations back Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #57

Oh, I wondered because I never had that happen at home. Thanks that is funny. I have been retired southernyankeebelle Jan 2012 #69

What's even more annoying is the increased use of autodialers. Initech Jan 2012 #54

Or when you pick up the phone and they say, "Please hold while I connect you...." Liberal Veteran Jan 2012 #61

OMG yes. I hate that almost as much as I hate autodialers. Initech Jan 2012 #79

I hang up immediately when i get that crap neverforget Jan 2012 #120

True. Do you get those at work? We don't get any at work. At home? Yup. nt Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #63

Both. And they don't even try to hide it anymore. Initech Jan 2012 #66

Autodialers normally get hung up on. lumberjack_jeff Jan 2012 #93

I hear this often on business calls (and recordings) and cringe. Sheepshank Jan 2012 #55

You're probably right. The person using that phrase probably thinks it's 'classy' and has no clue Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #60

I understand that you think it is rude. Hatchling Jan 2012 #62

I suspect that people using that, are unaware of how rudely they present themselves by using a Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #72

How do you feel about "I will call you back at my earliest opportunity." onenote Jan 2012 #94

Are you trying to say you're some sort of opportunist? Snake Alchemist Jan 2012 #99

opportunity means the same as crisis in Chinese. Quantess Jan 2012 #101

Maybe you should have capitalized "earliest" too. moriah Jan 2012 #64

Yep Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #83

So, drop everything and call you back? nt Dreamer Tatum Jan 2012 #67

It's business... so... I guess you're supposed to lie? redqueen Jan 2012 #78

i no longer have voicemail on my land line. barbtries Jan 2012 #81

how in the world do you conceive of "I will return your call at my convenience" is rude? niyad Jan 2012 #84

Read how these phrases ended up confused by the less aware: Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #85

And why should I trust recruitingblogs.com again? Snake Alchemist Jan 2012 #96

You mean, this is a ridiculous thread? Quantess Jan 2012 #100

But it's a fun thread ...... oldhippie Jan 2012 #110

the veiled insult was cute. and I repeat, some people have wayyyyyy too much time on their hands. niyad Jan 2012 #104

"My wife is having a baby and we're in the delivery, but I knew you wanted a call back" nt Snake Alchemist Jan 2012 #87

Maybe it's an age thing? How old are you? nt Snake Alchemist Jan 2012 #89

Mine just says: Holla!!! nt Snake Alchemist Jan 2012 #91

Mine says just that ecstatic Jan 2012 #98

I don't care what you job recruiter says... TreasonousBastard Jan 2012 #102

my favourite message is, "you have reached the psychic research network. we know who you are, and niyad Jan 2012 #106

I've recently made my recording more polite ..... oldhippie Jan 2012 #109

Sometimes it's not what you say but how you say it. pa28 Jan 2012 #111

I have that message on my cell phone VM Missy Vixen Jan 2012 #114

Mine says "This is REP. This hasn't been Jon Bumblefuck's number for 10 years. If you want him, REP Jan 2012 #115

My voicemail says, "We'll call you back as soon as we can." MineralMan Jan 2012 #116

You seem unhappy. Throd Jan 2012 #117

Voice Mail Villanelle eridani Jan 2012 #118

DU has its own Andy Rooney! Robb Jan 2012 #119

No, never ran into one of those, but I'm looking forward to it. Zorra Jan 2012 #122

Mine says: "Fuck you, you fucking fuck!" ZombieHorde Jan 2012 #123

I don't do that but get treestar Jan 2012 #124

Absolutely amazing the trivialities that some people will get all exercised about!! WillowTree Jan 2012 #125

Mine came with a message already on it Major Nikon Jan 2012 #126

Someone needs to buy you a cell phone. randome Jan 2012 #127

Guess you wouldn't like mine either then. "Leave a fucking message if you must." lonestarnot Jan 2012 #128

It's rude. No doubt. Nauvoo Sep 2019 #129

Welcome to DU. How did you find such an old thread? uppityperson Sep 2019 #130