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undergroundpanther

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25. A fundie run in..

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 12:25 AM

Jan 2012

One day when I was walking thru town,a lady was on the side of the road clearly upset and I asked if she was ok,she said her car broke down.
This was before cell phones. She said she had no clue where a gas station was and she needed a pay phone to call her husband.Being a local I knew a gas station was up ahead further,and it would be a downhill push. So I told her to steer,and I would push her car to the station. I noticed christian stickers& shit. But I figure she needed help...so. She was so happy to be helped out got her change for the phone too. Then she told me I was such a good christian.I told her I was no christian and assuming I was a christian was insulting to me. She asked why,I showed her my goat of Mendes,and said I am a Satanist,and before she had a chance to say she'd pray for me..I said, Not every kindhearted person is a christian,so maybe Satan will have sympathy for you in Hell,Hail Satan,and the cornu,She looked totally confused.

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So I'm Grabbing Some Cheese At The Grocery Store... [View all] JFN1 Jan 2012 OP

may Thor's Mighty Hammer strike you mercilessly! provis99 Jan 2012 #1

Jesus promised to smite the wicked. Odin promised to smite the frost giants. MattBaggins Jan 2012 #284

One of my favorite pics from the intertubes Tyrs WolfDaemon Jan 2012 #321

Poor woman. MADem Jan 2012 #2

telling someone to have a blessed day is not evil. this is sad to me. roguevalley Jan 2012 #19

It is sad, So little emilyg Jan 2012 #31

Aye. Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #97

He didn't tell her to *uck off or anything. Jeez. PassingFair Jan 2012 #126

It was a nasty retort to someone wishing them a good evening. Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #188

As an agnostic, I know that audibly wishing Satan to be with a Christian is a really nasty deed. piedmont Jan 2012 #234

Ahem. People on this thread are claiming... PassingFair Jan 2012 #236

The Satan character is very much a part of her religion and the OP knew it. piedmont Jan 2012 #249

I said Good Day Sir! PassingFair Jan 2012 #251

You stole Fizzylifting drinks...You get NOTHING! piedmont Jan 2012 #253

Or maybe the clerk will think twice before consecrating helpless shoppers. PassingFair Jan 2012 #256

Consecrating? Oh please. Have a little more hyperbole on the side! nt MADem Jan 2012 #298

Consecrating? Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #330

Look, I wasn't there. PassingFair Jan 2012 #333

Like I said in my other response Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #337

It's probably not "natural" for any non-church goers ...and MOST church-goers. PassingFair Jan 2012 #340

how was the reply hateful??/? becuz you equal Satan with hate??? lunasun Jan 2012 #235

+1 PassingFair Jan 2012 #238

Intentions count. randome Jan 2012 #240

The reply was hateful because.. Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #283

Uh... JFN1 Jan 2012 #339

No, you don't know how to use the word. Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #343

Except that I did use it correctly. JFN1 Jan 2012 #357

Google is your friend eh? Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #359

+100000 cleanhippie Jan 2012 #314

It was what most would view as unnecessary snark. MADem Jan 2012 #49

agreed. sad isn't it. roguevalley Jan 2012 #106

I totally agree with you Lilyeye Jan 2012 #59

I'll take Satan over Newt. PassingFair Jan 2012 #130

Just curious, if the OP were a Satanist, would you have a problem with his comment? justiceischeap Jan 2012 #73

Eloquent reply!! B Calm Jan 2012 #76

!!! SammyWinstonJack Jan 2012 #78

I agree siligut Jan 2012 #84

ffor justiceischeap: maybe they would but not me. I don't care. I had a near death experience roguevalley Jan 2012 #102

Some of Jesus's words are good. white_wolf Jan 2012 #185

I doubt, white wolf that he would say that. Paul is the one who created roguevalley Jan 2012 #259

I agree, Paul was a very bad influence on Christianity. white_wolf Jan 2012 #265

But you said to read only the red words MattBaggins Jan 2012 #285

actually, there are hundreds of different existing versions of the four gospels RainDog Jan 2012 #319

Beautiful post, roguevalley, thank you! sabrina 1 Jan 2012 #191

You can over-work the phrase "bless you" too, you know. MADem Jan 2012 #111

If it is a genuine gesture of good will, Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #159

Agree,completely. nt DeschutesRiver Jan 2012 #190

What you said lunasun Jan 2012 #237

That's not a reversal, though--your "example" is a false reverse-representation of the OP's MADem Jan 2012 #299

Her "nice comment" should be grounds for being disciplined if not fired. Gormy Cuss Jan 2012 #96

wow. fired? Really? I am stunned at the idea that wishing roguevalley Jan 2012 #109

Yes, fired. If I greeted customers that way that is exactly what would have happened. Gormy Cuss Jan 2012 #132

PC nonsense Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #163

Your Christian privilege is showing, dear. LAGC Jan 2012 #200

Enjoying the bliss of heaven, and you think there's no deity implied? Gormy Cuss Jan 2012 #202

Wow, have someone fired for wishing a complete stranger well? sabrina 1 Jan 2012 #192

I think she deserves everything she got. Dash Riprock Jan 2012 #101

none of those comments were offered. Just a generic be happy and well. God, fire someone over roguevalley Jan 2012 #103

The vitriol is from YOU. Because you apparently have a problem with... PassingFair Jan 2012 #133

atually, i just expect manners from people and apparently roguevalley Jan 2012 #258

I have no expectations at all. PassingFair Jan 2012 #260

Generic? quakerboy Jan 2012 #267

But see--she didn't mention ALLAH, or Jesus, or Buddha, or Satan, or Aunt Fanny. MADem Jan 2012 #116

She didn't say a thing about any god. She said blessed. Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #161

Nice try. PassingFair Jan 2012 #223

I'm not sure what dictionary you are using but Webster Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #289

This is not the cherry-picked definition you used before. PassingFair Jan 2012 #292

It is the same definition Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #294

You are funny. PassingFair Jan 2012 #316

I find it ironic... Shining Jack Jan 2012 #273

Wrong Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #290

Most of your posts in this thread are very aggressive and some of them are also incoherent. Shining Jack Jan 2012 #318

It was sardonic Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #324

Sardonic? Shining Jack Jan 2012 #326

You are correct Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #342

"Fortunately, I am not here to entertain you." Shining Jack Jan 2012 #351

"Enjoy your stay." Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #354

Agreed. You'd think liberals of all people would respect "to each his own." n/t vaberella Jan 2012 #108

+1 Thanks BOHICA12 Jan 2012 #263

She worships a god that wants me murdered surfdog Jan 2012 #144

How do you know that? The answer is, you don't. MADem Jan 2012 #149

I see your point and it's valid surfdog Jan 2012 #165

Well, people make assumptions about me all the time that are simply not true. MADem Jan 2012 #170

Nice post, thank you! n/t sabrina 1 Jan 2012 #193

"We pity people like that..." PassingFair Jan 2012 #224

Of course you can--you've been so "on the mark" thus far in this conversation. nt MADem Jan 2012 #304

I am already assuming alot by your comments about low wage workers!!!! wow just wow lunasun Jan 2012 #242

Well, don't be coy, now--if you have something to say, say it. nt MADem Jan 2012 #247

And by the way... surfdog Jan 2012 #169

It didn't come from a good place, is what's wrong with it. MADem Jan 2012 #172

Judging by the lady's negative reaction to his words... LAGC Jan 2012 #201

So, you first have to insult her in order to "think" you know what her views are? MADem Jan 2012 #207

When someone goes out of their way to insert religious verbiage in non-religious settings... LAGC Jan 2012 #210

I too, fail to see the outrage, at a word as generic as "blessed." MADem Jan 2012 #216

Pretty much my first thought MichaelMcGuire Jan 2012 #147

Totally agree and I had to make my own comment liberalhistorian Jan 2012 #222

Don't you have to be holy to bestow blessings? annabanana Jan 2012 #252

no. you just have to be nice. and my last name is Bishop roguevalley Jan 2012 #257

So Is Mine! Nice to meet you Bishop n/t HangOnKids Jan 2012 #274

awesome! Nice to meet you back, honey. :) roguevalley Jan 2012 #323

I agree. nt Skip Intro Jan 2012 #270

Some of us do find it offensive. Chan790 Jan 2012 #275

I'm sure many people emilyg Jan 2012 #32

I can feel sorry for her and still think she's stupid. MADem Jan 2012 #46

she shouldn't be wearing the button at work even sort of hidden ThomThom Jan 2012 #83

Yep, but that's, again, just stupid, not criminal. MADem Jan 2012 #90

nobody here cares, emilyg. they're venting their prejudices. they talk about roguevalley Jan 2012 #105

Wow, that's a bit of a broad brush, there. nt MADem Jan 2012 #119

you're right. Some here do that. Sorry. roguevalley Jan 2012 #128

Borish behavior - and the op emilyg Jan 2012 #155

i don't care for the patriots arely staircase Jan 2012 #40

That could have been a Wiccan greeting. murielm99 Jan 2012 #3

Could have been... JFN1 Jan 2012 #9

I hear the Wiccan lobby is strongly behind Newt n/t Goblinmonger Jan 2012 #11

Of course she's a witch! She turned me into a newt! icymist Jan 2012 #13

I'm an awesome straight man aren't I? Goblinmonger Jan 2012 #14

nt skamaria Jan 2012 #197

I doubt she's a Wiccan if she's voting for the Gingrich WhoIsNumberNone Jan 2012 #12

You doubt, but you don't know Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #164

The Wiccan greeting is "Blessed be." Aristus Jan 2012 #21

I do know this, Aristus. murielm99 Jan 2012 #27

Merry meet and welcome be. Merry part and Blessed be. Hatchling Jan 2012 #295

That shit NEVER happens to me. cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #4

Exactly. She was just jamming that religion down your throat metalbot Jan 2012 #5

HA.. Bless you.. @#$ your mother... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #75

I have a buddy that likes to wear a Miroslav Satan jersey. brewens Jan 2012 #6

So, just how high were you? Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #7

lol - I like that one. dana_b Jan 2012 #28

Have a blessed day doesn't bother me SickOfTheOnePct Jan 2012 #8

Thank you. There emilyg Jan 2012 #30

It doesn't bother me, either etherealtruth Jan 2012 #85

Doesn't bother me either. I am an atheist, but I just let slide. RebelOne Jan 2012 #93

This comes up routinely here ... etherealtruth Jan 2012 #94

awesome reply. roguevalley Jan 2012 #110

happy birthday, darling :) roguevalley Jan 2012 #112

Thank you!!! etherealtruth Jan 2012 #115

It bothers me. PassingFair Jan 2012 #157

Would you prefer Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #167

You are the one who is getting bent out of shape here. PassingFair Jan 2012 #217

Why can't she just say "Thank you for shopping at (insert store name here)? Hatchling Jan 2012 #296

To me it's like christx30 Feb 2012 #361

Unless it's regional, people only began using this phrase in the last 10 or 15 years snagglepuss Jan 2012 #262

It's wearing the Newt button at work that was the act of stupidity. MADem Jan 2012 #303

And may Satan be with you JFN1! icymist Jan 2012 #10

no offense, but if I had been there quinnox Jan 2012 #15

+1 roguevalley Jan 2012 #20

Friend of mine chatted w 2 customers at grocery store tonight, while I was at cashier. elleng Jan 2012 #16

you and your friend sound very nice renate Jan 2012 #264

My friend often engages strangers in conversation, when circumstances place them near eachother; elleng Jan 2012 #268

'Do you accept Jesus?' MichaelMcGuire Jan 2012 #341

And DISCOVER! elleng Jan 2012 #352

i am an atheist and i don't see why you are so offended by what she said and had to be rude to her JI7 Jan 2012 #17

I get that sometimes, too, and have been tempted to reply go to hell. K&R (nt) T S Justly Jan 2012 #18

why ? JI7 Jan 2012 #22

Why not? T S Justly Jan 2012 #33

it just seems rude JI7 Jan 2012 #38

No, unwanted and unexpected religious instructions are. Blessers may be too dumb to realize that ... T S Justly Jan 2012 #41

Religious "instructions"? cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #42

Lol! Bless you and holy shit, too. T S Justly Jan 2012 #43

Don't you fucking tell ME what to do... cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #44

Or, in this case, what to think. T S Justly Jan 2012 #51

I don't do that very much... cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #52

i didn't see any religious instructions, i took it the same as "have a nice day " JI7 Jan 2012 #45

I'm an atheist, and when someone leaves me a message that says "have a blessed day", PassingFair Jan 2012 #135

I tell them that the expression "blessed" offends me as a humanist. Chan790 Jan 2012 #276

Go to Hell (nt) Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #168

Now, now Kellerfeller, it's not wise to give in to every temptation, lol. T S Justly Jan 2012 #176

What? Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #181

Go say 3 Our Fathers and 2 Aqua Buddhas pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #182

It's YOUR hell. PassingFair Jan 2012 #218

And people wonder why christx30 Jan 2012 #360

lol You made me laugh. :) I'm never upset to be simply 'blessed' by someone Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #23

I am with you--anyone who gets irate over being "blessed" is actually giving POWER to the person MADem Jan 2012 #47

May Satan bless you. boppers Jan 2012 #67

You'll go to hell twice for this one Warpy Jan 2012 #24

too thickly? she said be well. roguevalley Jan 2012 #113

A fundie run in.. undergroundpanther Jan 2012 #25

You may have caused her brain to explode. Prometheus Bound Jan 2012 #68

"What aisle are they on?" TahitiNut Jan 2012 #26

heheheh SammyWinstonJack Jan 2012 #79

WTF? PassingFair Jan 2012 #219

OMG TahitiNut Jan 2012 #277

the nerve sylveste Jan 2012 #29

The OP just returned what was given to him. Why do you think it was an insult? B Calm Jan 2012 #77

It's the intent of the person giving it... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #87

because her intentions were good and his weren't. She wished him well, he didn't. Insult at the roguevalley Jan 2012 #114

If you like grilled cheese which are delicious! gvstn Jan 2012 #34

My perfect grilled cheese sandwich: Chipper Chat Jan 2012 #48

It was the cashier who came out on top on this one. pacalo Jan 2012 #35

yup, hands down winner quinnox Jan 2012 #39

Someone here on DU suggested the reply...."and may the force be with you"... Tikki Jan 2012 #36

...and also with you. eom boppers Jan 2012 #69

Would you be happier if she to you to f--- off? WolverineDG Jan 2012 #37

Sorry, but she was not simply wishing me well. JFN1 Jan 2012 #54

you're desperate twitcher Jan 2012 #55

+1 nt MADem Jan 2012 #122

Well said Twitcher Puzzledtraveller Jan 2012 #336

i get irritated when people feel the need to invoke a divine being in everyday conversation. shireen Jan 2012 #57

Which divine being was invoked? For all anyone knows she could have been the blesser. MADem Jan 2012 #127

I think that you were over thinking the whole thing. Beacool Jan 2012 #98

ya think? oh, look what i found for you... dionysus Jan 2012 #107

Ooohhhhh, its so pretty!!! Beacool Jan 2012 #131

This banky is for when you go on your trips. dionysus Jan 2012 #180

Thank you, my friend. Beacool Jan 2012 #266

well be fed up. but be mannerly in public. she wished you well in a generic roguevalley Jan 2012 #117

And what WERE her "religious beliefs?" You must have amazing powers of divination! MADem Jan 2012 #151

That's true if Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #171

This message was self-deleted by its author Obamanaut Jan 2012 #177

So Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #203

I agree with you. She was proclaiming tsuki Jan 2012 #282

God Bless Grilled Cheese Sandwiches... cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #50

And you are proud of this? ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #53

+zillion roguevalley Jan 2012 #118

"And Satan bless you, too" <------- said sweetly. PassingFair Jan 2012 #136

I am a don't-give-ashitist and find the gnashing of teeth on ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #139

I don't see any gnashing of teeth here, except for some "have a blessed day" throwers. PassingFair Jan 2012 #142

The very OP is a teeth gnash... ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #146

Then his "Satan bless you" rejoinder should'nt bother you either. PassingFair Jan 2012 #148

That's not the part that bothered me. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #152

Me too. PassingFair Jan 2012 #153

Her button bothers me more than her greeting. I think you should've reported Raine Jan 2012 #56

Just Curious lacrew Jan 2012 #58

Is your keyboard stained with Cheetos? xfundy Jan 2012 #62

LOL SammyWinstonJack Jan 2012 #81

Nice to know I have company with this malaise Jan 2012 #60

Mine is usually.. "no thanks". SammyWinstonJack Jan 2012 #82

Oh, there, there Summer Hathaway Jan 2012 #61

"To think someone wished you well" No. boppers Jan 2012 #71

God? Didn't hear or see it. But if that is what you hear then fine roguevalley Jan 2012 #121

And you know this how? Maybe it was a Native American blessing. There was no mention of the G word MADem Jan 2012 #129

Oh, what a major tragedy! Summer Hathaway Jan 2012 #272

May Satan bless you! boppers Jan 2012 #279

Not only pathetic Summer Hathaway Jan 2012 #315

This message was self-deleted by its author Obamanaut Jan 2012 #63

Wow, so much misdirected rage at the OP. xfundy Jan 2012 #64

Meh. So what! Quantess Jan 2012 #65

Christians just don't understand Satanism. boppers Jan 2012 #66

Good Reply lacrew Jan 2012 #91

I believe in free will. You can choose to be an ass or not. Satan? Don't believe in him. roguevalley Jan 2012 #123

I wouldn't worry about the prayers.. sendero Jan 2012 #70

WHAT BIBLE VERSE WAS ON TEBOW'S UNIFORM? taterguy Jan 2012 #72

That is just you being a jerk frankly... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #74

My dad has answered the door to religion pushers the same way for decades... HopeHoops Jan 2012 #80

YES! "Cheerful middle-aged woman" SMACKDOWN! Nye Bevan Jan 2012 #86

Wow...was that really necessary? B2G Jan 2012 #88

*sigh* - once again pushy Christians get the free pass on DU. mr blur Jan 2012 #89

nothing. I try not to act like an asshole in public. it doesn't mean roguevalley Jan 2012 #125

*sigh* I missed the part where she tried to baptise him I guess. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #134

That would make me laugh, actually. MADem Jan 2012 #145

The correct response is "pox vobiscum". FarCenter Jan 2012 #92

if that wasn't a typo- it's brilliant! stlsaxman Jan 2012 #280

;-) FarCenter Jan 2012 #355

Frankly, that was mean of your part. Beacool Jan 2012 #95

This aggravates me as well... I would get irritated by a Wiccan telling me "blessed be," too... Politicub Jan 2012 #99

You were acting childish and rude. Odin2005 Jan 2012 #100

Don't think I would have repeated that story - lynne Jan 2012 #104

119 replies and not a single "Cool story, Bro" ? Morning Dew Jan 2012 #120

i remember, being nice to customers was always a risk Enrique Jan 2012 #124

it was the Newt button Rosa Luxemburg Jan 2012 #137

Are you seeking approval, or forgiveness ? bvar22 Jan 2012 #138

Wow. Did you stop off at McDonalds on the way home to curse out some seniors as well? downwardly_mobile Jan 2012 #140

YAY!!! You made a person working for shit wages a little more miserable Codeine Jan 2012 #141

But she was PROSELYTIZING I tell you! PROSELYTIZING! (nt) Nye Bevan Jan 2012 #150

+1 n/t tammywammy Jan 2012 #175

Oh noes! You said 'an Satan be with you"!!! Horrible Rex Jan 2012 #143

Yeah, you really showed that cashier Edweird Jan 2012 #154

You are a jerk. former9thward Jan 2012 #156

If she’d been wearing frogmarch Jan 2012 #158

Thanks for this :) varelse Jan 2012 #160

Wow, did you cause a Shitstorm! Rex Jan 2012 #162

I suppose you want some "attaboys" from DU... MineralMan Jan 2012 #166

I don't get it.... Spazito Jan 2012 #173

Thanks to many of you Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #174

My husband said he would starve if he said that! marlakay Jan 2012 #178

I'm with you....I get sick of having someone throw god at me. Plus... Curmudgeoness Jan 2012 #179

Oh, I see Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #187

I think you need to apologize to that woman. Festivito Jan 2012 #183

Do you do the same when someone says "bless you" after you sneeze? Hippo_Tron Jan 2012 #184

Ah, people makin' up stories. Union Scribe Jan 2012 #186

Everything on the internest is true & factuals! A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #204

Of course it is!! MADem Jan 2012 #269

I'm not sure I believe that story. (+edit) CJCRANE Jan 2012 #189

I'm sure. A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #198

Maybe if you ate less cheese, you'd be in a better mood. randome Jan 2012 #194

Best subject line on this thread! nt MADem Jan 2012 #209

I have lived around Fundies/Evangelicals my entire life obamanut2012 Jan 2012 #195

It's more of a southern or African-American thing in the north... PassingFair Jan 2012 #291

That may well be it obamanut2012 Jan 2012 #311

Every problem she deals with for the rest of the day will be Ilsa Jan 2012 #196

I think we should remind them every time that we are not believers peasant one Jan 2012 #199

I like your point, but let me ask you a question many a good man Jan 2012 #208

But if we don't go along with it, it's like telling them to F-Off! PassingFair Jan 2012 #221

Pretty much... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #225

You sure you weren't grabbing some baloney? A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #205

Love it LibertyLover Jan 2012 #206

You're a wiccan? I always was given to understand they were more tolerant than you are coming MADem Jan 2012 #211

Nope - I get tired of being tolerant when Christians are the only ones allowed LibertyLover Jan 2012 #213

Well, I can't say I know a lot of Wiccans, but the ones I do know are very positive and would never MADem Jan 2012 #215

Frankly, I think you are the one who is coming off all shitty and defensive LibertyLover Jan 2012 #286

Wow--a name calling Wiccan! Who knew? MADem Jan 2012 #297

All Wiccans aren't sweetness and light, LibertyLover Jan 2012 #301

I never knew they were all prejudice, bitterness and intolerance though--I learned something new! MADem Jan 2012 #302

No, and thankfully for you neither is being deliberately obtuse and stupid. LibertyLover Jan 2012 #309

Same old thing... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #226

So what you are saying is that we have to take whatever crap Christian conservatives LibertyLover Jan 2012 #287

I hear that a lot form the conservative town I live in. They throw blessings at me like glinda Jan 2012 #212

If you REALLY wanna screw with 'em Berlin Expat Jan 2012 #214

I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I understand what liberalhistorian Jan 2012 #220

A few responses: JFN1 Jan 2012 #227

They DON'T know it. Obviously. PassingFair Jan 2012 #230

My mom and dad gave me their blessings Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #331

I can't remember my parents ever "blessing" me. PassingFair Jan 2012 #332

I don't use that language Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #335

"roll your eyes at her and move on" PassingFair Jan 2012 #338

Well, yeah Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #356

Sorry, you lose. randome Jan 2012 #232

Exactly. JFN1 Jan 2012 #241

Sorry for your loss. randome Jan 2012 #244

Yes, this is true JFN1 Jan 2012 #261

lol DU chrisa Jan 2012 #228

What's an Original Gangster bread stick? taterguy Jan 2012 #231

A.k.a "Bling sticks?" chrisa Jan 2012 #233

Yes, but DO NOT breast feed the pitbull. piedmont Jan 2012 #243

Stop it! randome Jan 2012 #246

Wow, a really evil comment. Cannot cosign to that. But... Zalatix Jan 2012 #229

How unbelievably crass. cordelia Jan 2012 #239

Well I am glad to see that you have lunasun Jan 2012 #245

Of all the posts I've laughed at on this thread... THIS one takes the cake. cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #255

I have to agree with cherokeeprogressive--that was a great line! nt MADem Jan 2012 #305

i hope you're having a blessed evening dionysus Jan 2012 #248

And that was the perfect bookend to this thread. randome Jan 2012 #250

Amen. nt piedmont Jan 2012 #254

Have you read your sig line recently? nt Skip Intro Jan 2012 #271

At the risk of being "religious"--Holy shit! That was a superb catch. MADem Jan 2012 #306

Good catch. It's misspelled, too, btw ("it's" instead of "its" twice)... inna Jan 2012 #317

I believe she was cursing you. Prometheus Bound Jan 2012 #278

What a nitwit SecularMotion Jan 2012 #281

How rude of you. Swede Jan 2012 #288

What a blessed thread this has been. flvegan Jan 2012 #293

It's a consecrated thread pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #300

Going out of your way to be fucktarded to someone attempting to be pleasant.... PavePusher Jan 2012 #307

I want to know about the cheese. Did you pick 'Stinking Bishop'? pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #308

I bet you gave the scrawniest freshmen wedgies in high school... ClassWarrior Jan 2012 #310

By the way, when did "sagacious" come to mean... ClassWarrior Jan 2012 #312

I sneezed at dinner last night and the server said "god bless you" to me. cleanhippie Jan 2012 #313

Post removed Post removed Jan 2012 #329

Sounds like you need to drop the cheese sylvi Jan 2012 #320

If I may... Tyrs WolfDaemon Jan 2012 #322

I'm always amused when someone posts a story... WillowTree Jan 2012 #325

Good grief, can we let this one sink already? Quantess Jan 2012 #327

It's "War and Peace A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #328

Until we militant atheists shut up and receive our blessings. PassingFair Jan 2012 #334

We've overlooked the obvious. randome Jan 2012 #346

I know what cutting the cheese means Broderick Jan 2012 #347

+1. Let it sink (nt) Nye Bevan Jan 2012 #349

Why didn't you just ignore her? she tells you to have a blessed day WI_DEM Jan 2012 #344

Don't congratulate yourself too much... deerheadgal Jan 2012 #345

Ahh me, people and their imaginary friends truebrit71 Jan 2012 #348

Cool story, bro. TheManInTheMac Jan 2012 #350

Nooooooo! It's back!!!! randome Jan 2012 #353

I'm caught between two strong feelings and opinions about this. stevenleser Jan 2012 #358

Down here in Texas I hear that every day - it's how they talk. TBF Feb 2012 #362