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66. Christians just don't understand Satanism.

Sat Jan 28, 2012, 06:32 AM

Jan 2012

It confuses them.

So, for all the Christians/whatever who might encounter this post, a primer:
Modern Satanism is hedonistic humanism.

No god, no satan, no superheroes, no supervillians. It's a form of atheism for folks who like to troll (harass, provoke, insult) others, by mockery.

Rituals still exist because they're fun, but Satanism isn't about believing in the ritual, and the extant books are filled with in-jokes related to said trolling. (Sperm wafers and ritual sex? Who would believe such crap? Oh, maybe the same folks who believed in talking snakes, virgin birth, burning bushes, global floods, etc.)

Satanists don't wear pentagrams because they worship Baphomet, they wear pentagrams because it'll freak you out.

They don't invert crosses to worship Satan, they invert them because they know Jesus and Satan and God and the Tooth Fairy are all just as equally real, and confronting you with this knowledge will freak you out.

Since others have brought up Wicca, it's not related.

At all.

Wicca believes in things.

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So I'm Grabbing Some Cheese At The Grocery Store... [View all] JFN1 Jan 2012 OP

may Thor's Mighty Hammer strike you mercilessly! provis99 Jan 2012 #1

Jesus promised to smite the wicked. Odin promised to smite the frost giants. MattBaggins Jan 2012 #284

One of my favorite pics from the intertubes Tyrs WolfDaemon Jan 2012 #321

Poor woman. MADem Jan 2012 #2

telling someone to have a blessed day is not evil. this is sad to me. roguevalley Jan 2012 #19

It is sad, So little emilyg Jan 2012 #31

Aye. Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #97

He didn't tell her to *uck off or anything. Jeez. PassingFair Jan 2012 #126

It was a nasty retort to someone wishing them a good evening. Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #188

As an agnostic, I know that audibly wishing Satan to be with a Christian is a really nasty deed. piedmont Jan 2012 #234

Ahem. People on this thread are claiming... PassingFair Jan 2012 #236

The Satan character is very much a part of her religion and the OP knew it. piedmont Jan 2012 #249

I said Good Day Sir! PassingFair Jan 2012 #251

You stole Fizzylifting drinks...You get NOTHING! piedmont Jan 2012 #253

Or maybe the clerk will think twice before consecrating helpless shoppers. PassingFair Jan 2012 #256

Consecrating? Oh please. Have a little more hyperbole on the side! nt MADem Jan 2012 #298

Consecrating? Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #330

Look, I wasn't there. PassingFair Jan 2012 #333

Like I said in my other response Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #337

It's probably not "natural" for any non-church goers ...and MOST church-goers. PassingFair Jan 2012 #340

how was the reply hateful??/? becuz you equal Satan with hate??? lunasun Jan 2012 #235

+1 PassingFair Jan 2012 #238

Intentions count. randome Jan 2012 #240

The reply was hateful because.. Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #283

Uh... JFN1 Jan 2012 #339

No, you don't know how to use the word. Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #343

Except that I did use it correctly. JFN1 Jan 2012 #357

Google is your friend eh? Drahthaardogs Jan 2012 #359

+100000 cleanhippie Jan 2012 #314

It was what most would view as unnecessary snark. MADem Jan 2012 #49

agreed. sad isn't it. roguevalley Jan 2012 #106

I totally agree with you Lilyeye Jan 2012 #59

I'll take Satan over Newt. PassingFair Jan 2012 #130

Just curious, if the OP were a Satanist, would you have a problem with his comment? justiceischeap Jan 2012 #73

Eloquent reply!! B Calm Jan 2012 #76

!!! SammyWinstonJack Jan 2012 #78

I agree siligut Jan 2012 #84

ffor justiceischeap: maybe they would but not me. I don't care. I had a near death experience roguevalley Jan 2012 #102

Some of Jesus's words are good. white_wolf Jan 2012 #185

I doubt, white wolf that he would say that. Paul is the one who created roguevalley Jan 2012 #259

I agree, Paul was a very bad influence on Christianity. white_wolf Jan 2012 #265

But you said to read only the red words MattBaggins Jan 2012 #285

actually, there are hundreds of different existing versions of the four gospels RainDog Jan 2012 #319

Beautiful post, roguevalley, thank you! sabrina 1 Jan 2012 #191

You can over-work the phrase "bless you" too, you know. MADem Jan 2012 #111

If it is a genuine gesture of good will, Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #159

Agree,completely. nt DeschutesRiver Jan 2012 #190

What you said lunasun Jan 2012 #237

That's not a reversal, though--your "example" is a false reverse-representation of the OP's MADem Jan 2012 #299

Her "nice comment" should be grounds for being disciplined if not fired. Gormy Cuss Jan 2012 #96

wow. fired? Really? I am stunned at the idea that wishing roguevalley Jan 2012 #109

Yes, fired. If I greeted customers that way that is exactly what would have happened. Gormy Cuss Jan 2012 #132

PC nonsense Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #163

Your Christian privilege is showing, dear. LAGC Jan 2012 #200

Enjoying the bliss of heaven, and you think there's no deity implied? Gormy Cuss Jan 2012 #202

Wow, have someone fired for wishing a complete stranger well? sabrina 1 Jan 2012 #192

I think she deserves everything she got. Dash Riprock Jan 2012 #101

none of those comments were offered. Just a generic be happy and well. God, fire someone over roguevalley Jan 2012 #103

The vitriol is from YOU. Because you apparently have a problem with... PassingFair Jan 2012 #133

atually, i just expect manners from people and apparently roguevalley Jan 2012 #258

I have no expectations at all. PassingFair Jan 2012 #260

Generic? quakerboy Jan 2012 #267

But see--she didn't mention ALLAH, or Jesus, or Buddha, or Satan, or Aunt Fanny. MADem Jan 2012 #116

She didn't say a thing about any god. She said blessed. Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #161

Nice try. PassingFair Jan 2012 #223

I'm not sure what dictionary you are using but Webster Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #289

This is not the cherry-picked definition you used before. PassingFair Jan 2012 #292

It is the same definition Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #294

You are funny. PassingFair Jan 2012 #316

I find it ironic... Shining Jack Jan 2012 #273

Wrong Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #290

Most of your posts in this thread are very aggressive and some of them are also incoherent. Shining Jack Jan 2012 #318

It was sardonic Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #324

Sardonic? Shining Jack Jan 2012 #326

You are correct Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #342

"Fortunately, I am not here to entertain you." Shining Jack Jan 2012 #351

"Enjoy your stay." Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #354

Agreed. You'd think liberals of all people would respect "to each his own." n/t vaberella Jan 2012 #108

+1 Thanks BOHICA12 Jan 2012 #263

She worships a god that wants me murdered surfdog Jan 2012 #144

How do you know that? The answer is, you don't. MADem Jan 2012 #149

I see your point and it's valid surfdog Jan 2012 #165

Well, people make assumptions about me all the time that are simply not true. MADem Jan 2012 #170

Nice post, thank you! n/t sabrina 1 Jan 2012 #193

"We pity people like that..." PassingFair Jan 2012 #224

Of course you can--you've been so "on the mark" thus far in this conversation. nt MADem Jan 2012 #304

I am already assuming alot by your comments about low wage workers!!!! wow just wow lunasun Jan 2012 #242

Well, don't be coy, now--if you have something to say, say it. nt MADem Jan 2012 #247

And by the way... surfdog Jan 2012 #169

It didn't come from a good place, is what's wrong with it. MADem Jan 2012 #172

Judging by the lady's negative reaction to his words... LAGC Jan 2012 #201

So, you first have to insult her in order to "think" you know what her views are? MADem Jan 2012 #207

When someone goes out of their way to insert religious verbiage in non-religious settings... LAGC Jan 2012 #210

I too, fail to see the outrage, at a word as generic as "blessed." MADem Jan 2012 #216

Pretty much my first thought MichaelMcGuire Jan 2012 #147

Totally agree and I had to make my own comment liberalhistorian Jan 2012 #222

Don't you have to be holy to bestow blessings? annabanana Jan 2012 #252

no. you just have to be nice. and my last name is Bishop roguevalley Jan 2012 #257

So Is Mine! Nice to meet you Bishop n/t HangOnKids Jan 2012 #274

awesome! Nice to meet you back, honey. :) roguevalley Jan 2012 #323

I agree. nt Skip Intro Jan 2012 #270

Some of us do find it offensive. Chan790 Jan 2012 #275

I'm sure many people emilyg Jan 2012 #32

I can feel sorry for her and still think she's stupid. MADem Jan 2012 #46

she shouldn't be wearing the button at work even sort of hidden ThomThom Jan 2012 #83

Yep, but that's, again, just stupid, not criminal. MADem Jan 2012 #90

nobody here cares, emilyg. they're venting their prejudices. they talk about roguevalley Jan 2012 #105

Wow, that's a bit of a broad brush, there. nt MADem Jan 2012 #119

you're right. Some here do that. Sorry. roguevalley Jan 2012 #128

Borish behavior - and the op emilyg Jan 2012 #155

i don't care for the patriots arely staircase Jan 2012 #40

That could have been a Wiccan greeting. murielm99 Jan 2012 #3

Could have been... JFN1 Jan 2012 #9

I hear the Wiccan lobby is strongly behind Newt n/t Goblinmonger Jan 2012 #11

Of course she's a witch! She turned me into a newt! icymist Jan 2012 #13

I'm an awesome straight man aren't I? Goblinmonger Jan 2012 #14

nt skamaria Jan 2012 #197

I doubt she's a Wiccan if she's voting for the Gingrich WhoIsNumberNone Jan 2012 #12

You doubt, but you don't know Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #164

The Wiccan greeting is "Blessed be." Aristus Jan 2012 #21

I do know this, Aristus. murielm99 Jan 2012 #27

Merry meet and welcome be. Merry part and Blessed be. Hatchling Jan 2012 #295

That shit NEVER happens to me. cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #4

Exactly. She was just jamming that religion down your throat metalbot Jan 2012 #5

HA.. Bless you.. @#$ your mother... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #75

I have a buddy that likes to wear a Miroslav Satan jersey. brewens Jan 2012 #6

So, just how high were you? Motown_Johnny Jan 2012 #7

lol - I like that one. dana_b Jan 2012 #28

Have a blessed day doesn't bother me SickOfTheOnePct Jan 2012 #8

Thank you. There emilyg Jan 2012 #30

It doesn't bother me, either etherealtruth Jan 2012 #85

Doesn't bother me either. I am an atheist, but I just let slide. RebelOne Jan 2012 #93

This comes up routinely here ... etherealtruth Jan 2012 #94

awesome reply. roguevalley Jan 2012 #110

happy birthday, darling :) roguevalley Jan 2012 #112

Thank you!!! etherealtruth Jan 2012 #115

It bothers me. PassingFair Jan 2012 #157

Would you prefer Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #167

You are the one who is getting bent out of shape here. PassingFair Jan 2012 #217

Why can't she just say "Thank you for shopping at (insert store name here)? Hatchling Jan 2012 #296

To me it's like christx30 Feb 2012 #361

Unless it's regional, people only began using this phrase in the last 10 or 15 years snagglepuss Jan 2012 #262

It's wearing the Newt button at work that was the act of stupidity. MADem Jan 2012 #303

And may Satan be with you JFN1! icymist Jan 2012 #10

no offense, but if I had been there quinnox Jan 2012 #15

+1 roguevalley Jan 2012 #20

Friend of mine chatted w 2 customers at grocery store tonight, while I was at cashier. elleng Jan 2012 #16

you and your friend sound very nice renate Jan 2012 #264

My friend often engages strangers in conversation, when circumstances place them near eachother; elleng Jan 2012 #268

'Do you accept Jesus?' MichaelMcGuire Jan 2012 #341

And DISCOVER! elleng Jan 2012 #352

i am an atheist and i don't see why you are so offended by what she said and had to be rude to her JI7 Jan 2012 #17

I get that sometimes, too, and have been tempted to reply go to hell. K&R (nt) T S Justly Jan 2012 #18

why ? JI7 Jan 2012 #22

Why not? T S Justly Jan 2012 #33

it just seems rude JI7 Jan 2012 #38

No, unwanted and unexpected religious instructions are. Blessers may be too dumb to realize that ... T S Justly Jan 2012 #41

Religious "instructions"? cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #42

Lol! Bless you and holy shit, too. T S Justly Jan 2012 #43

Don't you fucking tell ME what to do... cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #44

Or, in this case, what to think. T S Justly Jan 2012 #51

I don't do that very much... cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #52

i didn't see any religious instructions, i took it the same as "have a nice day " JI7 Jan 2012 #45

I'm an atheist, and when someone leaves me a message that says "have a blessed day", PassingFair Jan 2012 #135

I tell them that the expression "blessed" offends me as a humanist. Chan790 Jan 2012 #276

Go to Hell (nt) Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #168

Now, now Kellerfeller, it's not wise to give in to every temptation, lol. T S Justly Jan 2012 #176

What? Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #181

Go say 3 Our Fathers and 2 Aqua Buddhas pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #182

It's YOUR hell. PassingFair Jan 2012 #218

And people wonder why christx30 Jan 2012 #360

lol You made me laugh. :) I'm never upset to be simply 'blessed' by someone Sarah Ibarruri Jan 2012 #23

I am with you--anyone who gets irate over being "blessed" is actually giving POWER to the person MADem Jan 2012 #47

May Satan bless you. boppers Jan 2012 #67

You'll go to hell twice for this one Warpy Jan 2012 #24

too thickly? she said be well. roguevalley Jan 2012 #113

A fundie run in.. undergroundpanther Jan 2012 #25

You may have caused her brain to explode. Prometheus Bound Jan 2012 #68

"What aisle are they on?" TahitiNut Jan 2012 #26

heheheh SammyWinstonJack Jan 2012 #79

WTF? PassingFair Jan 2012 #219

OMG TahitiNut Jan 2012 #277

the nerve sylveste Jan 2012 #29

The OP just returned what was given to him. Why do you think it was an insult? B Calm Jan 2012 #77

It's the intent of the person giving it... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #87

because her intentions were good and his weren't. She wished him well, he didn't. Insult at the roguevalley Jan 2012 #114

If you like grilled cheese which are delicious! gvstn Jan 2012 #34

My perfect grilled cheese sandwich: Chipper Chat Jan 2012 #48

It was the cashier who came out on top on this one. pacalo Jan 2012 #35

yup, hands down winner quinnox Jan 2012 #39

Someone here on DU suggested the reply...."and may the force be with you"... Tikki Jan 2012 #36

...and also with you. eom boppers Jan 2012 #69

Would you be happier if she to you to f--- off? WolverineDG Jan 2012 #37

Sorry, but she was not simply wishing me well. JFN1 Jan 2012 #54

you're desperate twitcher Jan 2012 #55

+1 nt MADem Jan 2012 #122

Well said Twitcher Puzzledtraveller Jan 2012 #336

i get irritated when people feel the need to invoke a divine being in everyday conversation. shireen Jan 2012 #57

Which divine being was invoked? For all anyone knows she could have been the blesser. MADem Jan 2012 #127

I think that you were over thinking the whole thing. Beacool Jan 2012 #98

ya think? oh, look what i found for you... dionysus Jan 2012 #107

Ooohhhhh, its so pretty!!! Beacool Jan 2012 #131

This banky is for when you go on your trips. dionysus Jan 2012 #180

Thank you, my friend. Beacool Jan 2012 #266

well be fed up. but be mannerly in public. she wished you well in a generic roguevalley Jan 2012 #117

And what WERE her "religious beliefs?" You must have amazing powers of divination! MADem Jan 2012 #151

That's true if Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #171

This message was self-deleted by its author Obamanaut Jan 2012 #177

So Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #203

I agree with you. She was proclaiming tsuki Jan 2012 #282

God Bless Grilled Cheese Sandwiches... cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #50

And you are proud of this? ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #53

+zillion roguevalley Jan 2012 #118

"And Satan bless you, too" <------- said sweetly. PassingFair Jan 2012 #136

I am a don't-give-ashitist and find the gnashing of teeth on ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #139

I don't see any gnashing of teeth here, except for some "have a blessed day" throwers. PassingFair Jan 2012 #142

The very OP is a teeth gnash... ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #146

Then his "Satan bless you" rejoinder should'nt bother you either. PassingFair Jan 2012 #148

That's not the part that bothered me. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #152

Me too. PassingFair Jan 2012 #153

Her button bothers me more than her greeting. I think you should've reported Raine Jan 2012 #56

Just Curious lacrew Jan 2012 #58

Is your keyboard stained with Cheetos? xfundy Jan 2012 #62

LOL SammyWinstonJack Jan 2012 #81

Nice to know I have company with this malaise Jan 2012 #60

Mine is usually.. "no thanks". SammyWinstonJack Jan 2012 #82

Oh, there, there Summer Hathaway Jan 2012 #61

"To think someone wished you well" No. boppers Jan 2012 #71

God? Didn't hear or see it. But if that is what you hear then fine roguevalley Jan 2012 #121

And you know this how? Maybe it was a Native American blessing. There was no mention of the G word MADem Jan 2012 #129

Oh, what a major tragedy! Summer Hathaway Jan 2012 #272

May Satan bless you! boppers Jan 2012 #279

Not only pathetic Summer Hathaway Jan 2012 #315

This message was self-deleted by its author Obamanaut Jan 2012 #63

Wow, so much misdirected rage at the OP. xfundy Jan 2012 #64

Meh. So what! Quantess Jan 2012 #65

Christians just don't understand Satanism. boppers Jan 2012 #66

Good Reply lacrew Jan 2012 #91

I believe in free will. You can choose to be an ass or not. Satan? Don't believe in him. roguevalley Jan 2012 #123

I wouldn't worry about the prayers.. sendero Jan 2012 #70

WHAT BIBLE VERSE WAS ON TEBOW'S UNIFORM? taterguy Jan 2012 #72

That is just you being a jerk frankly... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #74

My dad has answered the door to religion pushers the same way for decades... HopeHoops Jan 2012 #80

YES! "Cheerful middle-aged woman" SMACKDOWN! Nye Bevan Jan 2012 #86

Wow...was that really necessary? B2G Jan 2012 #88

*sigh* - once again pushy Christians get the free pass on DU. mr blur Jan 2012 #89

nothing. I try not to act like an asshole in public. it doesn't mean roguevalley Jan 2012 #125

*sigh* I missed the part where she tried to baptise him I guess. ScreamingMeemie Jan 2012 #134

That would make me laugh, actually. MADem Jan 2012 #145

The correct response is "pox vobiscum". FarCenter Jan 2012 #92

if that wasn't a typo- it's brilliant! stlsaxman Jan 2012 #280

;-) FarCenter Jan 2012 #355

Frankly, that was mean of your part. Beacool Jan 2012 #95

This aggravates me as well... I would get irritated by a Wiccan telling me "blessed be," too... Politicub Jan 2012 #99

You were acting childish and rude. Odin2005 Jan 2012 #100

Don't think I would have repeated that story - lynne Jan 2012 #104

119 replies and not a single "Cool story, Bro" ? Morning Dew Jan 2012 #120

i remember, being nice to customers was always a risk Enrique Jan 2012 #124

it was the Newt button Rosa Luxemburg Jan 2012 #137

Are you seeking approval, or forgiveness ? bvar22 Jan 2012 #138

Wow. Did you stop off at McDonalds on the way home to curse out some seniors as well? downwardly_mobile Jan 2012 #140

YAY!!! You made a person working for shit wages a little more miserable Codeine Jan 2012 #141

But she was PROSELYTIZING I tell you! PROSELYTIZING! (nt) Nye Bevan Jan 2012 #150

+1 n/t tammywammy Jan 2012 #175

Oh noes! You said 'an Satan be with you"!!! Horrible Rex Jan 2012 #143

Yeah, you really showed that cashier Edweird Jan 2012 #154

You are a jerk. former9thward Jan 2012 #156

If she’d been wearing frogmarch Jan 2012 #158

Thanks for this :) varelse Jan 2012 #160

Wow, did you cause a Shitstorm! Rex Jan 2012 #162

I suppose you want some "attaboys" from DU... MineralMan Jan 2012 #166

I don't get it.... Spazito Jan 2012 #173

Thanks to many of you Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #174

My husband said he would starve if he said that! marlakay Jan 2012 #178

I'm with you....I get sick of having someone throw god at me. Plus... Curmudgeoness Jan 2012 #179

Oh, I see Kellerfeller Jan 2012 #187

I think you need to apologize to that woman. Festivito Jan 2012 #183

Do you do the same when someone says "bless you" after you sneeze? Hippo_Tron Jan 2012 #184

Ah, people makin' up stories. Union Scribe Jan 2012 #186

Everything on the internest is true & factuals! A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #204

Of course it is!! MADem Jan 2012 #269

I'm not sure I believe that story. (+edit) CJCRANE Jan 2012 #189

I'm sure. A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #198

Maybe if you ate less cheese, you'd be in a better mood. randome Jan 2012 #194

Best subject line on this thread! nt MADem Jan 2012 #209

I have lived around Fundies/Evangelicals my entire life obamanut2012 Jan 2012 #195

It's more of a southern or African-American thing in the north... PassingFair Jan 2012 #291

That may well be it obamanut2012 Jan 2012 #311

Every problem she deals with for the rest of the day will be Ilsa Jan 2012 #196

I think we should remind them every time that we are not believers peasant one Jan 2012 #199

I like your point, but let me ask you a question many a good man Jan 2012 #208

But if we don't go along with it, it's like telling them to F-Off! PassingFair Jan 2012 #221

Pretty much... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #225

You sure you weren't grabbing some baloney? A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #205

Love it LibertyLover Jan 2012 #206

You're a wiccan? I always was given to understand they were more tolerant than you are coming MADem Jan 2012 #211

Nope - I get tired of being tolerant when Christians are the only ones allowed LibertyLover Jan 2012 #213

Well, I can't say I know a lot of Wiccans, but the ones I do know are very positive and would never MADem Jan 2012 #215

Frankly, I think you are the one who is coming off all shitty and defensive LibertyLover Jan 2012 #286

Wow--a name calling Wiccan! Who knew? MADem Jan 2012 #297

All Wiccans aren't sweetness and light, LibertyLover Jan 2012 #301

I never knew they were all prejudice, bitterness and intolerance though--I learned something new! MADem Jan 2012 #302

No, and thankfully for you neither is being deliberately obtuse and stupid. LibertyLover Jan 2012 #309

Same old thing... JSnuffy Jan 2012 #226

So what you are saying is that we have to take whatever crap Christian conservatives LibertyLover Jan 2012 #287

I hear that a lot form the conservative town I live in. They throw blessings at me like glinda Jan 2012 #212

If you REALLY wanna screw with 'em Berlin Expat Jan 2012 #214

I'm sorry, but I'm not sure I understand what liberalhistorian Jan 2012 #220

A few responses: JFN1 Jan 2012 #227

They DON'T know it. Obviously. PassingFair Jan 2012 #230

My mom and dad gave me their blessings Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #331

I can't remember my parents ever "blessing" me. PassingFair Jan 2012 #332

I don't use that language Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #335

"roll your eyes at her and move on" PassingFair Jan 2012 #338

Well, yeah Dorian Gray Jan 2012 #356

Sorry, you lose. randome Jan 2012 #232

Exactly. JFN1 Jan 2012 #241

Sorry for your loss. randome Jan 2012 #244

Yes, this is true JFN1 Jan 2012 #261

lol DU chrisa Jan 2012 #228

What's an Original Gangster bread stick? taterguy Jan 2012 #231

A.k.a "Bling sticks?" chrisa Jan 2012 #233

Yes, but DO NOT breast feed the pitbull. piedmont Jan 2012 #243

Stop it! randome Jan 2012 #246

Wow, a really evil comment. Cannot cosign to that. But... Zalatix Jan 2012 #229

How unbelievably crass. cordelia Jan 2012 #239

Well I am glad to see that you have lunasun Jan 2012 #245

Of all the posts I've laughed at on this thread... THIS one takes the cake. cherokeeprogressive Jan 2012 #255

I have to agree with cherokeeprogressive--that was a great line! nt MADem Jan 2012 #305

i hope you're having a blessed evening dionysus Jan 2012 #248

And that was the perfect bookend to this thread. randome Jan 2012 #250

Amen. nt piedmont Jan 2012 #254

Have you read your sig line recently? nt Skip Intro Jan 2012 #271

At the risk of being "religious"--Holy shit! That was a superb catch. MADem Jan 2012 #306

Good catch. It's misspelled, too, btw ("it's" instead of "its" twice)... inna Jan 2012 #317

I believe she was cursing you. Prometheus Bound Jan 2012 #278

What a nitwit SecularMotion Jan 2012 #281

How rude of you. Swede Jan 2012 #288

What a blessed thread this has been. flvegan Jan 2012 #293

It's a consecrated thread pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #300

Going out of your way to be fucktarded to someone attempting to be pleasant.... PavePusher Jan 2012 #307

I want to know about the cheese. Did you pick 'Stinking Bishop'? pinboy3niner Jan 2012 #308

I bet you gave the scrawniest freshmen wedgies in high school... ClassWarrior Jan 2012 #310

By the way, when did "sagacious" come to mean... ClassWarrior Jan 2012 #312

I sneezed at dinner last night and the server said "god bless you" to me. cleanhippie Jan 2012 #313

Post removed Post removed Jan 2012 #329

Sounds like you need to drop the cheese sylvi Jan 2012 #320

If I may... Tyrs WolfDaemon Jan 2012 #322

I'm always amused when someone posts a story... WillowTree Jan 2012 #325

Good grief, can we let this one sink already? Quantess Jan 2012 #327

It's "War and Peace A-Schwarzenegger Jan 2012 #328

Until we militant atheists shut up and receive our blessings. PassingFair Jan 2012 #334

We've overlooked the obvious. randome Jan 2012 #346

I know what cutting the cheese means Broderick Jan 2012 #347

+1. Let it sink (nt) Nye Bevan Jan 2012 #349

Why didn't you just ignore her? she tells you to have a blessed day WI_DEM Jan 2012 #344

Don't congratulate yourself too much... deerheadgal Jan 2012 #345

Ahh me, people and their imaginary friends truebrit71 Jan 2012 #348

Cool story, bro. TheManInTheMac Jan 2012 #350

Nooooooo! It's back!!!! randome Jan 2012 #353

I'm caught between two strong feelings and opinions about this. stevenleser Jan 2012 #358

Down here in Texas I hear that every day - it's how they talk. TBF Feb 2012 #362