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44. Because Teddy-boy Shitty Pants discovered he LIKES shitting his pants...

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 08:18 AM

Feb 2013

He likes the warm, gushy feel enveloping his teeny-tiny balls. He likes smelling like a week old diaper. He finds the entire fecal experience almost sexually arousing. Unfortunately, the only thing that now really gets his dick hard is killing something, preferably small and defenseless. Once he kills something to get his dick hard, then he can fuck underage girls, although they tend to be turned off by the whole shit thing, so he doesn't score as much as he used to when he was a "Rock Star," and could get away with "that shit." Woe is Ted.

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Grumpy Cat and The Nuge [View all] WilliamPitt Feb 2013 OP

EXCELLENT!!!!! lolol!!!! n/t OneGrassRoot Feb 2013 #1

K&R HangOnKids Feb 2013 #2

looks like he's taking a shit. warrior1 Feb 2013 #3

Or blowing a fart. cartach Feb 2013 #25

In his pants? Why? We no longer have a draft for him to dodge. 11 Bravo Feb 2013 #35

Because Teddy-boy Shitty Pants discovered he LIKES shitting his pants... Raster Feb 2013 #44

I shared that to FB GCP Feb 2013 #4

That dude is just loaded with style DollarBillHines Feb 2013 #5

What's that on his chin? Has he been foaming at the mouth again? Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2013 #22

I believe it's month old crusted food that he's refused to wash off. Tommy_Carcetti Feb 2013 #27

All of that! And surrounded by 'uppity women' and 'people of color.' He's dying there... freshwest Feb 2013 #30

Poetic justice DollarBillHines Feb 2013 #37

Yes, he sure did. And didn't have much to say aftewards except to mock saving children. freshwest Feb 2013 #38

I was glad to see he got NO camera time whatsoever!....n/t whathehell Feb 2013 #6

Wonderful! KNR joeybee12 Feb 2013 #7

Like a turd in a punchbowl. Arctic Dave Feb 2013 #8

Have to admire the Obama administration's soave faire siligut Feb 2013 #9

Oh, that is soooo good! Curmudgeoness Feb 2013 #10

Background: Put Him Next to Gay Civil Rights Activist Musician Hissyspit Feb 2013 #11

Thomas Lauderdale is a charming and non-judgemental man. UtahLib Feb 2013 #14

Occupy Portland is in the House! Hissyspit Feb 2013 #18

We had a visit from them here, when we were still camping, and SEVERAL others besides. I thought patrice Feb 2013 #28

an amazing musician and band (Pink Martini). nt tomp Feb 2013 #43

Thanks for your post! Drum Feb 2013 #15

I always watch the Grammys ReRe Feb 2013 #23

I wonder why they stuck the Gay Civil Rights Activist Musician up in the nosebleeds Leslie Valley Feb 2013 #26

I feel sorry for the guy next to Nugent irisblue Feb 2013 #12

The guy to TN's left is the leader of a phenomenal band called Pink Martini, Drum Feb 2013 #13

I love me some Pink Martini! classof56 Feb 2013 #31

Awesome, truly awesome! dmr Feb 2013 #36

This Is Great! supercats Feb 2013 #16

Reminds me of those old Bob Eucker Miller Lite commercials thelordofhell Feb 2013 #17

I bet he's thinking AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #19

Love it! Flaxbee Feb 2013 #20

I figured they seated him on the aisle in the back so he could be escorted out with relative ease Tanuki Feb 2013 #21

I'm so glad he kept his big trap shut... ReRe Feb 2013 #24

Thus spracht Grumpy Cat! nt patrice Feb 2013 #29

Interesting, nobody is interacting with him lobodons Feb 2013 #32

Methinks they're all afraid of getting Cat Scratch Fever from him. DinahMoeHum Feb 2013 #40

Nooger is the ugliest human being alive. Zoeisright Feb 2013 #33

Good God, I think they're related!! sinkingfeeling Feb 2013 #34

He must still be sore from meeshrox Feb 2013 #39

hahahahha i love it RedCappedBandit Feb 2013 #41

good. In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #42