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210. Ugh, don't mention Cruz, please

Thu Feb 14, 2013, 10:49 AM

Feb 2013

We are stuck with this monumental embarrassment being our face in Washington for the next six years.

As if it wasn't bad enough having Rick Perry being the face of Texas back home and Louie Gohmert in the House.

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Just for fun: SOTU Rubio Photoshop Contest [View all] EarlG Feb 2013 OP

Bwaaaaaaaaaaah hahahaha malaise Feb 2013 #1

We need more graphical content up at the top of this thread. Coyotl Feb 2013 #120

Isn't that Ex-savior? malaise Feb 2013 #123

Now he is saving an bottled water company from obscurity. Coyotl Feb 2013 #124

Listen malaise Feb 2013 #125

Up Shit Creek and Down the Hershey Highway BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #142

ROFL malaise Feb 2013 #145

Ugh, don't mention Cruz, please DFW Feb 2013 #210

i just screamed CatWoman Feb 2013 #153

Perfect. nt SunSeeker Feb 2013 #194

That made my Day! goclark Feb 2013 #267

k&r... spanone Feb 2013 #2

lol, I'm looking forward to this thread! dmr Feb 2013 #3

me too!! CatWoman Feb 2013 #117

Excellent. I don't do photoshop, but one with his pants or suit on fire would be great. Honeycombe8 Feb 2013 #4

We just got scolded for lowering the level of discourse..... msanthrope Feb 2013 #5

I'm so surprised. joshcryer Feb 2013 #14

Puritanism is the sneaking suspicion that someone, somewhere, is having fun. nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #16

!! nolabear Feb 2013 #25

... said H. L. Mencken Bernardo de La Paz Feb 2013 #158

While I thought the water bottle thing was hilarious, do we need to be cruel ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #58

Not being cruel. joshcryer Feb 2013 #63

I'm sure I have too, and I've made mental lists of my own. ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #64

Oddly enough. I have enjoyed my interactiions with you. I think I sent you a PM Luminous Animal Feb 2013 #84

I just get tired of the whole turn the cheek thing. joshcryer Feb 2013 #92

Turn the cheek thing is in my nature. I am enormously forgiving Luminous Animal Feb 2013 #99

It's not that I put anyone there. joshcryer Feb 2013 #104

This message was self-deleted by its author Luminous Animal Feb 2013 #74

phhhhhhttttt hibbing Feb 2013 #54

The pure are unsmiling. nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #107

There's a level of discourse on DU? Adsos Letter Feb 2013 #68

Who knew? nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #108

Uhhhmerica datasuspect Feb 2013 #6

Perfect! nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #17

Thanks. Keep them coming. Coyotl Feb 2013 #52

Here's a GIF! Have fun with it! longship Feb 2013 #7

If they're drying then they're lying. Historic NY Feb 2013 #8

Prefect nmbluesky Feb 2013 #9

Could somebody make him look like the guy in the Tequila ads...? Sparkly Feb 2013 #10

You mean "The Most Interesting Man in the World" from Dos Equis beer? ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #61

I would love to see that! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #69

OK! Post #86. :) n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #87

"I don't always drink water, but when I do... Beartracks Feb 2013 #86

Perfect! Beautiful! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #181

Thanks! Glad I could help! n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #187

I was thinking of something like: BobTheSubgenius Feb 2013 #224

I can't wait for the "Hitler finds out liberalhistorian Feb 2013 #11

You're welcome. klook Feb 2013 #261

aaaaaagua! flamingdem Feb 2013 #12

I keep expecting him to say... krispos42 Feb 2013 #13

Rave on EarlG Feb 2013 #15

Good one! n/t Agschmid Feb 2013 #18

Love it! AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #22

Look who else was drinking at the SOTU! Bucky Feb 2013 #197

That better be Arrowhead.... AsahinaKimi Feb 2013 #204

Woooooo wooooo!!! hahahahahaahhaahhahaha n/t hibbing Feb 2013 #56

You a sick puppy rdharma Feb 2013 #59

Put him with the pepper spray cop! tblue Feb 2013 #81

Here you are, tblue... pacalo Feb 2013 #205

That is spot on, his cotton mouth reminded me of talking to clubbers when they're coming up Turborama Feb 2013 #105

Can someone put him in the Last Supper???? PLEASE, pretty please???? nt msanthrope Feb 2013 #19

Here ya go EarlG Feb 2013 #28

THANK YOU!!!! That looks AWESOME!! I really had to look for him! msanthrope Feb 2013 #30

Excellent Beaverhausen Feb 2013 #33

... TwilightGardener Feb 2013 #39

LOL Very nice. Beartracks Feb 2013 #41

Neither do any of G Trudeau's characters. DollarBillHines Feb 2013 #166

+1 uponit7771 Feb 2013 #48

Dude, you got skills! rdharma Feb 2013 #62

Not just skills... Sophiegirl Feb 2013 #144

Nice job! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #70

Very nice job! n/t TDale313 Feb 2013 #77

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA!!! tblue Feb 2013 #82

Well done!!! LOL nt Mojorabbit Feb 2013 #93

x-Pope Ratzinger will drink a toast to EarlG's 'The Last Gulp' Berlum Feb 2013 #112

!!! myrna minx Feb 2013 #116

That should piss off the fundies. nt awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #135

LOL! *clapping* n/t OneGrassRoot Feb 2013 #150

Love it! wryter2000 Feb 2013 #170

That one needs to go viral Capt. Obvious Feb 2013 #214

Excellent. Which filter used? wake.up.america Feb 2013 #238

hahahahahahahahahhaha. uppityperson Feb 2013 #248

Judas! Grantuspeace Feb 2013 #282

LOL. I go for pic #1. pinto Feb 2013 #20

-_- JaneyVee Feb 2013 #21

+100 lunasun Feb 2013 #233

dk datasuspect Feb 2013 #23

zdsxfcgvhbhjiuo d_b Feb 2013 #51

BWAH!!! CatWoman Feb 2013 #157

Where did you get the Rubio-less picture ? eppur_se_muova Feb 2013 #225

Thats sick. nt Snotcicles Feb 2013 #251

funny as hell to me datasuspect Feb 2013 #252

As someone who saw them/that live in 1963, that is funny. Hoyt Feb 2013 #277

Apparently, Shankapotomus Feb 2013 #24

Or he thought we wouldn't notice Beaverhausen Feb 2013 #35

okay madamesilverspurs Feb 2013 #26

I see what you did there BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #156

eek datasuspect Feb 2013 #27

Too much salsa with the burro, and not enough beer Coyotl Feb 2013 #29

Waterboy! Beartracks Feb 2013 #31

That's high quality H2O. Ganja Ninja Feb 2013 #126

..... EarlG Feb 2013 #32

Good work! Coyotl Feb 2013 #114

EarlG you are killing me. uppityperson Feb 2013 #249

I think he needs to be doing something with Tupac nobodyspecial Feb 2013 #34

Florida Heat Coyotl Feb 2013 #36

Looks like he picked the wrong week... Beartracks Feb 2013 #37

Win. Starry Messenger Feb 2013 #50

Woot! Thanks! :) n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #183

One of my favorite personal cult films! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #72

Thank you! Beartracks Feb 2013 #184

Wishing I could rec this :-) TDale313 Feb 2013 #85

Me, too! LOL Thanks for the kudo! n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #185

He shops. He scores! The crowd goes wild. n/t sarge43 Feb 2013 #129

Heh heh. Thanks much! n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #186

OMG, brilliant! klook Feb 2013 #266

But he knows who Tupac is! Beartracks Feb 2013 #271

If I knew how to do that... countryjake Feb 2013 #38

....... polly7 Feb 2013 #44

Give that thirsty man a can of scotch! dogknob Feb 2013 #40

My effort... SidDithers Feb 2013 #42

Touche! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #73

LOL Nice. n/t Beartracks Feb 2013 #88

That's excellent malaise Feb 2013 #111

Do him as the Dos Equis guy! countryjake Feb 2013 #43

LOL I just did that! Up in Post #86. Beartracks Feb 2013 #89

Doctor Rubio's Jug Band Experience SheWhoMustBeObeyed Feb 2013 #45

Choice Work, Honey! The Magistrate Feb 2013 #55

My wife suggested 'shoping the pepper-spray cop mindwalker_i Feb 2013 #46

My effort Electric Monk Feb 2013 #47

OMG!!! calimary Feb 2013 #53

Hahahahahahaha! ScreamingMeemie Feb 2013 #65

Chill him the f-ck out! Kolesar Feb 2013 #138

Too good malaise Feb 2013 #148

Conan O'Brien came up with that. Hard Assets Feb 2013 #232

Hilarious, thanks for sharing. It's even funnier considering that I did it first. nt Electric Monk Feb 2013 #236

ROFL!!! K&R! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2013 #49

Not enough water in the world to wash down Rex Feb 2013 #57

Rofl.. shifty eyed. I don't do photo shop but I think Rubio needed a water break Cha Feb 2013 #60

Mama, make it stop! pacalo Feb 2013 #66

snug immoderate Feb 2013 #67

Is that from Total Recall? Cause I'm seeing three boobs there. Bucky Feb 2013 #199

I don't know... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #268

Nikki Cox steve2470 Feb 2013 #272

Back at the Rubio homestead... pacalo Feb 2013 #71

Thanks everyone for the laugh! smirkymonkey Feb 2013 #75

. wtmusic Feb 2013 #76

LOL! Love it! n/t onestepforward Feb 2013 #91

Wow Bigbluebrush Feb 2013 #228

I watched the rebuttal SCVDem Feb 2013 #78

"He's making nOISes..." pacalo Feb 2013 #79

That pic still bugs me... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #136

Bwahahaha! I'm getting a Fiji bottled water ad for this thread! countryjake Feb 2013 #80

. wtmusic Feb 2013 #83

The GOP response, brought to you by BRAWNDO! It's got electrolytes progressoid Feb 2013 #90

yes! eShirl Feb 2013 #103

Brilliant! nt Not Sure Feb 2013 #177

I understand your name now! alittlelark Feb 2013 #190

"It's what plants crave." Doc Holliday Feb 2013 #274

We have a WINNER !!! alittlelark Feb 2013 #189

Hey baby I like that car! geomon666 Feb 2013 #94

Cue the theme for "Twilight Zone"... pacalo Feb 2013 #95

That is freaking AWESOME! GaYellowDawg Feb 2013 #98

You're too kind, GaYellowDawg... pacalo Feb 2013 #100

You're very good malaise Feb 2013 #151

My gawd - I did a spit take. myrna minx Feb 2013 #118

:) Johonny Feb 2013 #122

Great episode and great pic. nt awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #137

Wicked awesome!! Sophiegirl Feb 2013 #146

Love it! KurtNYC Feb 2013 #147

OMG, that's fabulous wryter2000 Feb 2013 #171

Brilliant! Genius! gateley Feb 2013 #226

Hi, gateley! pacalo Feb 2013 #235

I sent it to my friends who aren't DU Denizens gateley Feb 2013 #237

Gosh, I feel honored! pacalo Feb 2013 #240

Perfect. omg. uppityperson Feb 2013 #250

Too obvious? Spitfire of ATJ Feb 2013 #96

Great! Beaverhausen Feb 2013 #130

Gotta look a little carefully for this one. GaYellowDawg Feb 2013 #97

Good one! pacalo Feb 2013 #101

Good one. Coyotl Feb 2013 #115

"I don't often visit third-world countries, but when I do..." pacalo Feb 2013 #102

With his Charlie McCarthy Ichingcarpenter Feb 2013 #106

love this Soylent Brice Feb 2013 #110

Bravo! Auggie Feb 2013 #119

My favorite so far! johnp3907 Feb 2013 #168

Hi, johnp... pacalo Feb 2013 #182

Hi johnp life long demo Feb 2013 #259

This message was self-deleted by its author thesquanderer Feb 2013 #234

BINGO!!!! nt Kahuna Feb 2013 #245

1984 EastKYLiberal Feb 2013 #109

Doubleplusextragood Berlum Feb 2013 #113

I thirst for the control I needed first stupidicus Feb 2013 #121

Republican Presidential candidate waiting room... EastKYLiberal Feb 2013 #127

This is wonderful - should go viral! n/t Mira Feb 2013 #131

All right! ColumbusLib Feb 2013 #180

Brilliant. nt SunSeeker Feb 2013 #195

ROFL LMAO! BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #216

Wonderfully done!! wake.up.america Feb 2013 #239

He was too intense bucolic_frolic Feb 2013 #128

. beac Feb 2013 #132

Perfect with that creepy McCain picture!!! LOL!! DevonRex Feb 2013 #152

winner! treestar Feb 2013 #222

these are all great can someone do an Oliver Twist one Heather MC Feb 2013 #133

With a little twist in the wording... pacalo Feb 2013 #202

Perfect!!!!!!!!!!!! Heather MC Feb 2013 #209

.. d_r Feb 2013 #134

6th Marx Brother, Long Suspected, Finally Confirmed. Stinky The Clown Feb 2013 #139

gulpo is great. . .i prefer dorko Nanjing to Seoul Feb 2013 #213

How about putting him with Paul Ryan from the VP debate... Kadie Feb 2013 #140

Here's one klook Feb 2013 #256

The only way that could be better... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #269

Ha, great idea! klook Feb 2013 #275

Nice. nt awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #278

It's a good thing we didn't have to wait as he went to the bathroom. n/t davidwparker Feb 2013 #141

Even he couldn't keep down what he was saying. jinx1 Feb 2013 #143

kick!!!!!! napkinz Feb 2013 #149

Lip Balm, anyone??? MjolnirTime Feb 2013 #154

H2RubiO Blue Owl Feb 2013 #155

Does anyone you know, hold a bottle or can like that? SmittynMo Feb 2013 #159

" Rubio's Waterloo" ( the new ) "What Now Cartoon" what0now0toons Feb 2013 #160

. wtmusic Feb 2013 #161

Hahahahahahaha!!! Ilsa Feb 2013 #179

OMFG SunSeeker Feb 2013 #196

Ahahahahahahahahaha Canuckistanian Feb 2013 #200

OMG!!!!!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!! calimary Feb 2013 #206

Now, this one literally made me laugh out loud deutsey Feb 2013 #227

A huge LOL! Great! LuckyLib Feb 2013 #231

You just won the internet nt MrScorpio Feb 2013 #258

I love John... awoke_in_2003 Feb 2013 #270

This message was self-deleted by its author cornerofthemoon Feb 2013 #162

Living in a fantasy world LiberalLovinLug Feb 2013 #163

Rubio Titanic cornerofthemoon Feb 2013 #164

(here's your pic) Voice for Peace Feb 2013 #192

Yikes! Rhiannon12866 Feb 2013 #193

That's awesome! pacalo Feb 2013 #219

Water For Elephants SoCalDem Feb 2013 #165

Torching America aandegoons Feb 2013 #167

. littlemissmartypants Feb 2013 #169

I'm no good with Photoshop, but no drinking parody is complete without LeftInTX Feb 2013 #172

More pics Tab Feb 2013 #173

Not mine, but I liked it HarveyDarkey Feb 2013 #174

It takes a water carrier to know one rocktivity Feb 2013 #175

"Uh, Moe? Would you mind putting that on hold for a few seconds?" rocktivity Feb 2013 #176

I think a Rubio sequel is in the works... tomm2thumbs Feb 2013 #178

haha... Sancho Feb 2013 #188

Obama & Biden reflect on the spectacle... pacalo Feb 2013 #191

It's threads like this that keep me addicted to DU. nt SunSeeker Feb 2013 #198

Not impressed... pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #201

Hee hee! klook Feb 2013 #281

No photoshop, just a caption... nikto Feb 2013 #203

The Castros showing him how it's done.. ObaMania Feb 2013 #207

Rubio being monumental wake.up.america Feb 2013 #208

After drinking comes . . . Richard D Feb 2013 #211

kick napkinz Feb 2013 #212

Piper savalez Feb 2013 #215

Just quick question. Dpm12 Feb 2013 #217

Here's one way savalez Feb 2013 #218

here are a few... stlsaxman Feb 2013 #220

Where's Gulpo? stlsaxman Feb 2013 #221

this is by far the one that literally made me LOL. glowing Feb 2013 #241

ha ha or this The Lurker Feb 2013 #223

I resized it... pacalo Feb 2013 #242

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery :) Electric Monk Feb 2013 #243

I thought it looked familiar! pacalo Feb 2013 #244

Great thread Nika Feb 2013 #229

Rubio is going to be the Tourist Guy of this decade. nt NoGOPZone Feb 2013 #230

This message was self-deleted by its author packman Feb 2013 #246

Looking for votes in the empty hours packman Feb 2013 #247

Nice. klook Feb 2013 #265

Excellent, packman Justpat Feb 2013 #273

Hobnobbing with winners and losers in the bar klook Feb 2013 #253

ROFL! pinboy3niner Feb 2013 #279

Aquaman Meets Aqualung klook Feb 2013 #254

Beast of the Southern Mild klook Feb 2013 #255

His real puppet thesquanderer Feb 2013 #257

Hitler finds out there's no more water in the bunker! klook Feb 2013 #260

The Discreet Charm of the G.O.P. klook Feb 2013 #262

Ryder Cup 2010 klook Feb 2013 #263

"Why do you favor foreign water over American water?" klook Feb 2013 #264

The big drink, the fake smile libdude Feb 2013 #276

You're saying Rubio's a phony? klook Feb 2013 #280