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Cooley Hurd

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12. Despite the horror Carnival put its guests thru...

Reply to Hissyspit (Original post)

Fri Feb 15, 2013, 08:26 PM

Feb 2013

...this fucking SLAYED me!

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“Oh, goddamn it, you’ve got to be fucking kidding me,” former Triumph traveler Laura Jackson said as torrents of human waste rose around her ankles and soiled her newly changed clothing. “You know what? Bring it on. Just go ahead and pour shit all over me. Lock me in a Porta-Potty and roll me down a hill, see if I give a fuck. Screw it.”

In need of a diaper here!

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Bus Transporting Carnival Cruise Passengers Crashes Into Sewage Treatment Plant [View all] Hissyspit Feb 2013 OP

Just call it "A Series of Unfortunate Events" Hekate Feb 2013 #1

Fooled again! LOL n/t Isoldeblue Feb 2013 #2

100 Loyalty Club points for a future cruise? LiberalEsto Feb 2013 #3

You almost got me. Since 1 did break down, I almost believed you. uppityperson Feb 2013 #4

The Onion doesn't have much on reality... Kalidurga Feb 2013 #5

'Lock me in a Porta-Potty and roll me down a hill...' Cirque du So-What Feb 2013 #6

My throat hurts from laughing and trying to read this to a coworker! A HERETIC I AM Feb 2013 #7

That line may replace one of my old standbys Cirque du So-What Feb 2013 #8

LOL..... A HERETIC I AM Feb 2013 #13

I needed to go potty after reading that! Generic Other Feb 2013 #22

Lock me in a Porta-Potty and roll me down a hill, see if I give a fuck. NYC_SKP Feb 2013 #9

I can't believe the meteor missed. ThoughtCriminal Feb 2013 #10

DUzy! NoPasaran Feb 2013 #16

Well you did get me. Good for you or the onion or someone. nm rhett o rick Feb 2013 #11

Despite the horror Carnival put its guests thru... Cooley Hurd Feb 2013 #12

Another Vacation down the Toilet formercia Feb 2013 #14

That is hilarious davidpdx Feb 2013 #15

. . . Le Taz Hot Feb 2013 #17

A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again. BlancheSplanchnik Feb 2013 #18

OMG..you can't make this stuff up! KoKo Feb 2013 #19

Updates are here, KoKo: Hissyspit Feb 2013 #23

I'm glad I looked at the link before reading. William769 Feb 2013 #20

kickety countryjake Feb 2013 #21