The Science Behind Banning Large Size Sodas In Restaurants (Sorta Like Global Climate Change)

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14. "I'm Fred Garvin, male prostitute. Can you help me with this truss?"

"We are just two a wild and a crazy guys!"

"Jane, you ignorant slut. Who did you sleep with to get this job?"

"That's SST as in Super Sonic Transport. It isn't a quiet noise!" - "Oh. Never mind."

"Wadda ya tryin' to do, make a me sick?"

"But NOOOOOOOOOOoooooo."

"Consume mass quantities"

"Hey, you better have those bug bites looked at." - "OOOH, Todd."

"Skylab's coming down and THEY don't know where it's going to land! Here's John Belushi in New York City and WHAM, WHAM, WHAM!"

"Well, exCUUUUUuuussseeee MEEE!"

"It's a really a difficult in a Mexico, ya know? But it's a no problem."

"I was not buzzing off!" - "Oh yeah, then how come there's honey on the sheets?"

And, from the second crew,...

"Is it oregano? No, no, NOOOooo. Is it parsley? No, no, NOOOooo. It's ME GANJA!!!"

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Some things stick with you forever. They're still running gags with my high school friends. The new stuff I've seen clips of isn't bad, but it just doesn't have the (frankly, stoned all to Jesus) improvisation and spontenaneous reactions from the original crew. And Garett Morris had an INCREDIBLE singing voice!!! I remember when Eddie Murphey introduced himself in the second crew as the new "token black". There are just too many memories from SNL to recall in a few minutes of typing.

They tested a lot of waters.