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bigtree

(94,434 posts) Mon Mar 4, 2013, 11:53 AM Mar 2013

Stay Classy, FOX News [View all]

Country music star sings about ‘Beer With Jesus’ on Fox News

“I like this title, ‘Beer With Jesus,’” Fox & Friends host Gretchen Carlson told Rhett. “What is it about?”

As it turns out, “Beer With Jesus” is about having a brewski with the Christian savior, Jesus of Nazareth.

“If I could have a beer with Jesus / Heaven knows I’d sip it nice and slow / I’d try to pick a place that ain’t too crowded / Or gladly go wherever he wants to go,” Rhett sings.

“You can bet I’d order up a couple tall ones / Tell the waitress put ‘em on my tab / I’d be sure to let him do the talkin’ / Careful when I got the chance to ask,” the song continues.

“He can probably only stay, for just a couple rounds,” the song concludes. “But I hope and pray he’s stayin’ till we shut the whole place down.”

. . . oh, my.

read: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/03/04/country-music-star-sings-about-beer-with-jesus-on-fox-news/?utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

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Stay Classy, FOX News [View all] bigtree Mar 2013 OP

Why not 'Keg Party with Jesus' then follow up with 'Jello Shots with Jesus' Lint Head Mar 2013 #1

Why not just drop the other shoe? longship Mar 2013 #17

But Jesus I've only this roach in my ashtray... NightWatcher Mar 2013 #2

"Alcohol Enemas With Jesus" is the B-side. OnyxCollie Mar 2013 #3

I heard that Jesus prefers Tequila ............... bowens43 Mar 2013 #4

thought it was wine . . . bigtree Mar 2013 #5

the replier is making a very clever reference to all of the Jesus's grantcart Mar 2013 #14

IIRC, Jesus drank wine.... Wounded Bear Mar 2013 #6

I say "Hookers with Jesus"... trumad Mar 2013 #7

This message was self-deleted by its author jmg257 Mar 2013 #8

Most places don't like you to "bring/make your own." nt IdaBriggs Mar 2013 #22

"Meth With Jesus" would make more sense Capt. Obvious Mar 2013 #9

Jesus was a straight edge prior to his career as a prophet. HughBeaumont Mar 2013 #10

I like the ministry reference... rppper Mar 2013 #32

If it had been "Doobies With Jesus" Fox would have gone apoplectic. Arugula Latte Mar 2013 #11

Well, if he can turn water into wine get the red out Mar 2013 #12

I'd have a beer with Jesus. Why not? RZM Mar 2013 #13

Who pays? KansDem Mar 2013 #15

This is a terrible idea for a number of reasons: Nevernose Mar 2013 #16

Message auto-removed arcturus or bust Mar 2013 #18

Why not a nice healthy smoothie? TlalocW Mar 2013 #19

Jesus always struck me as more of a bong hits kind of guy. n/t Downtown Hound Mar 2013 #20

Wasn't that what they were really doing at the Last Supper? Initech Mar 2013 #21

oh bigtree Mar 2013 #25

But what if Jesus is an angry drunk? JoePhilly Mar 2013 #23

Jesus, take the wheel probably not such a good idea after all. gort Mar 2013 #24

Everyone at Fox ought to have a beer with Jesus wryter2000 Mar 2013 #26

I'd LOVE to have a beer with Jesus... also Matty and Felipe klook Mar 2013 #27

I heard Jesus was a mood damper when that cutey with the putey jiggling on buy... WCGreen Mar 2013 #28

From Plastic Jesus, my favorite verse: riqster Mar 2013 #29

I had beers with Jesus on Saturday night Earth_First Mar 2013 #30

I'd actually be kinda charmed if the base manipulation wasn't so flagrant. nolabear Mar 2013 #31