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onethatcares

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14. Dear Wall Street Fraudsters

Reply to Pharaoh (Original post)

Mon Mar 4, 2013, 06:26 PM

Mar 2013

We would like to take this moment to inform you we will no longer be looking at anything in your records thanks to a great excuse.

Please feel free to continue.

Cordially,

Whoever the top fbi guy is at this time.

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FBI Warns Sequestration Will Hamper All Their Hard-Hitting Wall Street Investigations [View all] Pharaoh Mar 2013 OP

Even if the FBI investigates and finds Wall Street criminal activity Cali_Democrat Mar 2013 #1

Oh silly FBI, you think you are in charge!!! Rex Mar 2013 #2

LMFAO! L0oniX Mar 2013 #3

Seems like they've been anticipating The Sequester for 4+ years MannyGoldstein Mar 2013 #4

Hi! We're the FBI! Downtown Hound Mar 2013 #5

HI! We're the FB. dixiegrrrrl Mar 2013 #12

I LOLed kenny blankenship Mar 2013 #6

Pathetic. jsr Mar 2013 #7

so no impact whatsoever from the sequester. BainsBane Mar 2013 #8

ROFLMAO !!! - K & R !!! WillyT Mar 2013 #9

Now, that there is funny... 99Forever Mar 2013 #10

All three of their professorial wrist slappers to be laid off! Dragonfli Mar 2013 #11

Oh, dear. I guess they'll be reduced to applying whitewash by the quart instead of the gallon. winter is coming Mar 2013 #13

Dear Wall Street Fraudsters onethatcares Mar 2013 #14

0-0 obxhead Mar 2013 #15

IMO that seems like a bonus for the rethugs. jwirr Mar 2013 #16

Yeah pipoman Mar 2013 #17

Let me do the math here -- nothing into nothing, carry the nothing -- still nothing AtheistCrusader Mar 2013 #18

I'm sure the GOP is just CRUSHED over this. talkingmime Mar 2013 #19

What a joke. Maybe the next we'll hear from them is when the statute of limitations runs out. nt snappyturtle Mar 2013 #20

man, just when they were prepared to blow the whole case wide open frylock Mar 2013 #21

What hard hitting Wall St. investigations? Initech Mar 2013 #22

Sometimes, you see an Onion headline and at first you think it's real. Jim Lane Mar 2013 #23

There were investigations? davidthegnome Mar 2013 #24