Here's what I would have said to Hugo Chavez, had I seen him at the last

[Flatulo]

69. There is a difference, you know. No one here thinks of our politicians as saints. In fact,

they're widely considered to be 1%'ers, entitled brats, scoundrels. We expect the very worst behavior from them.

Hugo, on the other hand, is considered a saint by many here. I have never seen even the slightest criticism of him not be met by a barrage of defenders hurling every name in the book at anyone who dares to question his sanctity. Every single media organization in the world - every single one of them - is in on a massive conspiracy funded by The Powers That Be to discredit him. There is absolutely not a single credible source on the entire planet save Venezuealaanalysis.com. Literally every other organization on the planet - every one of them - is against Hugo, being paid off handsomely.

Anyone who questions Hugo is a right wing troll. A Freeper, a non-democrat who has no business posting on this board.

Is pretty comical, actually.