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(20,627 posts) Wed Mar 13, 2013, 04:54 PM Mar 2013

JAPANESE ‘VAGINA BREAD’ IS A REAL THING [View all]

This strawberry cream bread which is being marketed as “cherry blossom-shaped” clearly looks like a vagina, or well, a cluster of vaginas.

The tasty treat is a collaboration between holographic superstar “Hatsune Miku” and Japan’s biggest chain of convenience stores, Family Mart.

Predictably, people are shouting from the rooftops (just message boards so far), “OBSCENE!”

http://dangerousminds.net/comments/japanese_vagina_bread_is_a_real_thing

Could be tasty....could be awful?
However, it tastes...it's awful strange.
But is it obscene?

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JAPANESE ‘VAGINA BREAD’ IS A REAL THING [View all] zappaman Mar 2013 OP

A word with out peaches, and roast beef, and... cthulu2016 Mar 2013 #1

Bananas... cigars... KamaAina Mar 2013 #17

only to filthy minded people who are overly obsessed with sex notadmblnd Mar 2013 #2

Are you serious? upaloopa Mar 2013 #29

I said "only to filthy minded people." I did not say body parts were filthy. notadmblnd Mar 2013 #46

I don't consider the body obscene. I think if something upaloopa Mar 2013 #47

thats what I said- Only dirty minded people would find it obscene notadmblnd Mar 2013 #51

Sorry I misunderstood you post upaloopa Mar 2013 #66

I find your misunderstanding obscene Orrex Mar 2013 #88

Does It Come With It's Own Yeast Infection? Skraxx Mar 2013 #3

"confection". Such a dirty mind! Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #5

Well, ya gotta have yeast to make the bread rise..... cliffordu Mar 2013 #64

You... sendero Mar 2013 #95

It Took 2 Minutes to make the first yeast infection joke Yavin4 Mar 2013 #110

The first thought was not "vagina", it was "yuck!" Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #4

I tried this product recently. Doesn't taste like vaginas at all. FAIL. nt Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #6

!!! zappaman Mar 2013 #9

omg Marrah_G Mar 2013 #26

BEST.POST.OF.THE.DAY!! YOU WIN THE INNERNETS!! cliffordu Mar 2013 #49

You ROCK! idwiyo Mar 2013 #68

It doesn't look very appetizing. HappyMe Mar 2013 #7

That's hilarious. Quantess Mar 2013 #8

They also make yummy ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #10

The US has a Speaker of the House that looks just like that. TheCowsCameHome Mar 2013 #14

LOL! ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #16

I wonder what it says.... redqueen Mar 2013 #18

I have a couple of friends at work I could ask ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #24

It literally says "penis" tarheelsunc Mar 2013 #25

Good thing they labeled it. Quantess Mar 2013 #28

I know I hate guessing games..... ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #35

Those are cool! bitchkitty Mar 2013 #71

Heh! ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #92

That's sick. Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #77

Here in America ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #105

*** Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #107

Hey! ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #108

sorry. It's just, that show is a riot. Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #116

Well ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #117

Japan produces a variety of odd food items. Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #119

I know ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #120

The stuff that gives me the icks are things like pickled octopus in gelatin. Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #121

Agreed ismnotwasm Mar 2013 #123

heard an excellent description, once, on NPR of what exactly goes into lutefisk. Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #124

Well, if you can't eat it, you can always TheCowsCameHome Mar 2013 #11

This one time, at band camp... Electric Monk Mar 2013 #23

we say that sentence all the time babydollhead Mar 2013 #94

Pussy pastry? SpartanDem Mar 2013 #12

This post is begging for the image: Control-Z Mar 2013 #13

I think it's supposed to be a stylized cherry blossom with 5 petals Retrograde Mar 2013 #65

I haven't seen any of those growing on trees yet NBachers Mar 2013 #76

"Obscene" is a reaction that comes from the observor, ZombieHorde Mar 2013 #15

I was sure this was going to be about a new sex toy Duer 157099 Mar 2013 #19

Wait, wait. It's not? I thought that's why they included six per loaf. Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #20

One package a Day for a Week formercia Mar 2013 #54

virgins? bunnies Mar 2013 #98

Probably a good thing formercia Mar 2013 #100

for sure! bunnies Mar 2013 #103

Vulva bread! Brickbat Mar 2013 #21

... redqueen Mar 2013 #32

Thank you! nt Tree-Hugger Mar 2013 #81

For sure! pipi_k Mar 2013 #89

When I was a nurse, I had a patient who called her vagina her "virginal". TwilightGardener Mar 2013 #93

That's pretty cute pipi_k Mar 2013 #109

Yes. Drives me nuts. TwilightGardener Mar 2013 #91

Yep... FedUpWithIt All Mar 2013 #113

Is it just me or does it look like they are menstruating? tarheelsunc Mar 2013 #22

It's just you. redqueen Mar 2013 #27

It's the strawberry filling that makes it look like that... Volaris Mar 2013 #48

Have you ever seen menstrual blood? TroglodyteScholar Mar 2013 #96

Yes I have, which is why I pointed it out. eom tarheelsunc Mar 2013 #114

No...it's pipi_k Mar 2013 #111

I'd call it "the promised land" aint_no_life_nowhere Mar 2013 #30

Oh my Aerows Mar 2013 #31

Well we have sex pastry shops where you can get a cake shaped like reproductive parts liberal_at_heart Mar 2013 #33

That reminds me of a birthday party I went to Aerows Mar 2013 #34

They're lighthouses! redqueen Mar 2013 #36

LOL! Aerows Mar 2013 #37

Oh, yeah... redqueen Mar 2013 #38

How could they NOT Aerows Mar 2013 #39

OMG, I looked those up Aerows Mar 2013 #41

hahaha... redqueen Mar 2013 #42

If you look at the packaging Aerows Mar 2013 #53

12 hours from now BB_Smoke Mar 2013 #80

Send it to the GOP Congress! Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #40

Thanks for sharing. Demoiselle Mar 2013 #43

Vaginas aren't obscene, so no. tridim Mar 2013 #44

Is there? Crepuscular Mar 2013 #45

Well.... cliffordu Mar 2013 #67

The first comment at the link really says it all: Sheldon Cooper Mar 2013 #50

Is she crying? DaveJ Mar 2013 #72

I think so.. AsahinaKimi Mar 2013 #75

It makes me think of hentai. redqueen Mar 2013 #115

Ah those Japanese. WCLinolVir Mar 2013 #52

And why is the girl on the front of the package crying? rucky Mar 2013 #55

Anime art. She is laughing. N/T GreenStormCloud Mar 2013 #74

And she's like, 10. Union Scribe Mar 2013 #82

Vaginas are beautiful. loudsue Mar 2013 #56

At least they don't have a cream filled version. Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #57

!!! Blue_Tires Mar 2013 #59

Needs cream cheese jsr Mar 2013 #58

This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Mar 2013 #60

Well, let's not be too hasty... Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #70

This message was self-deleted by its author littlemissmartypants Mar 2013 #83

I'm glad I got you to expand on your comment. Buzz Clik Mar 2013 #84

ewww...probably chock full of preservatives, artificial color, flavoring and HFCS Blue_Tires Mar 2013 #61

There's definitely a joke in here involving american pie.. RedCappedBandit Mar 2013 #62

Obviously, I am the only person here Curmudgeoness Mar 2013 #63

((((Hug)))) idwiyo Mar 2013 #69

I think you've been able to get this from the Erotic Bakery for years... brooklynite Mar 2013 #73

Holographic Superstar? Warren DeMontague Mar 2013 #78

Michael Foucault says that "obscenity" is the product of wrongful medicalization of sex. Gravitycollapse Mar 2013 #79

Do you start eating the middle first, or from the sides? snooper2 Mar 2013 #85

Sometimes a cherry blossom is just a cherry blossom. nt Bonobo Mar 2013 #86

Since they're pastries, I'm assuming they'll fit in with a vagatarian diet. nt Buns_of_Fire Mar 2013 #87

I wonder if anyone has tried to microwave it and "American Pie"'d it yet. Apophis Mar 2013 #90

I always wondered how they got the colloquialism "jelly roll". siligut Mar 2013 #97

Cherry blossom? lmao!!! bunnies Mar 2013 #99

There used to be an erotic bakery in Seattle's Wallingford neighborhood. Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Mar 2013 #101

A vagina is not obscene Kelvin Mace Mar 2013 #102

yawn...you serve it with this: marions ghost Mar 2013 #104

Any directions on how to eat them? Coyotl Mar 2013 #106

Will place an order and get back to you. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #112

At least they look more appetizing than Goatse Cookies. SayWut Mar 2013 #118

This is why I love the Japanese LittleBlue Mar 2013 #122