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LeftInTX

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9. Sounds like something out of Lil'Abner

Reply to Electric Monk (Original post)

Fri Mar 15, 2013, 10:40 PM

Mar 2013

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Man tries to remove wedding ring by shooting it off his finger. [View all] Electric Monk Mar 2013 OP

forrest gump comes to mind spanone Mar 2013 #1

And here's Forrest. CurtEastPoint Mar 2013 #2

yep, that's him. spanone Mar 2013 #5

From where do all these pea brains come from?!? Amonester Mar 2013 #22

Probably someone whose parents hooked up at a family reunion. Rozlee Mar 2013 #33

See? SirRevolutionary Mar 2013 #3

And like other tools, they can be misused. ManiacJoe Mar 2013 #7

Misuse or no, they make really crappy hacksaws. n/t A HERETIC I AM Mar 2013 #32

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've read all week. Gravitycollapse Mar 2013 #4

Well shit, how else are ya gonna git it off? pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #6

The musical "Grease" suggests hair gel. ManiacJoe Mar 2013 #10

Hair gel? Well that's just stupid, ima get mah gun. pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #25

!!!! FailureToCommunicate Mar 2013 #30

Windex PADemD Mar 2013 #28

Silicone? Windex is made of Isopropanal, 2-Butoxethanol, Ethylene, Water, and Ammonia. Electric Monk Mar 2013 #29

That's what I thought he said. PADemD Mar 2013 #35

Maybe he said surfactant PADemD Mar 2013 #37

Too bad our shooter/victim wasn't in the habit of cleaning his windows pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #31

On the bright side nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #8

Probably an spelling-correction problem here. ManiacJoe Mar 2013 #14

Yup, auto correct strikes again nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #15

"Onion field piece"? I am not familiar with that phrase. ManiacJoe Mar 2013 #17

LAPD back in the 70s nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #19

Sounds like something out of Lil'Abner LeftInTX Mar 2013 #9

Or Fearless Fosdick Monk06 Mar 2013 #39

Winner of the latest Darwin Awards, methinks LiberalEsto Mar 2013 #11

Technically somebody has to die to win a Darwin award, I think. BlueStreak Mar 2013 #18

Fail! Bay Boy Mar 2013 #20

Must be a Republican! Auntie Bush Mar 2013 #12

Obviously no IQ test is necessary to purchase a gun. n/t pnwmom Mar 2013 #13

Should have aimed abuot three feet closer.. Capt13 Mar 2013 #16

Goodguyswithguns. Iggo Mar 2013 #21

If only he had a good finger with a gun. Initech Mar 2013 #23

Impressive level of effort. AtheistCrusader Mar 2013 #24

When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail. Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #26

They are comong out of xxqqqzme Mar 2013 #27

My first choice would be lard, but what do I know? pinboy3niner Mar 2013 #34

"Here ... hold my beer while I ... " lpbk2713 Mar 2013 #36

Soap and water is a better option BainsBane Mar 2013 #38

Someone seems to have serious commitment issues... Kalidurga Mar 2013 #40