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littlemissmartypants

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13. Does molesting a dumpster count?

Reply to The Straight Story (Original post)

Sat Mar 16, 2013, 02:32 PM

Mar 2013

I used to molest the dumpsters behind the florist for the flowers they threw out that were perfectly fine, I was only 20 at the time but they we perfectly good flowers and I was rescuing them IMO.

Love, Peace and Shelter. lmsp

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Houston PD Tickets A Homeless Vet For �Molesting� A Garbage Can For Food [View all] The Straight Story Mar 2013 OP

must have really changed since once being known as the murder capital of the US niyad Mar 2013 #1

They don't want you to have a home, malthaussen Mar 2013 #2

Yet banksters rummaging through our wallets is A-okay. NT Trillo Mar 2013 #3

Hide your kids, Hide your wives and Hide you husbands, too Aerows Mar 2013 #4

I wouldn't even know HOW to molest a garbage can. talkingmime Mar 2013 #5

First, you have to gain its trust Major Nikon Mar 2013 #7

LOL! What, by dropping a bag of used kitty litter in it? talkingmime Mar 2013 #15

Well, whatever you do, don't hold a door open for the trash can The Straight Story Mar 2013 #10

Look for the wet spot. Spitfire of ATJ Mar 2013 #12

(In my best Jar Jar Binks voice) - "How WOOOOOD!" talkingmime Mar 2013 #16

You can find vulnerable garbage cans in your neighborhood on TrashBook n/t IDemo Mar 2013 #17

Is this to support "Private Prisons"? n/t AnotherDreamWeaver Mar 2013 #6

The officer who did this needs to take a look in the mirror Smilo Mar 2013 #8

I'm sure God will forgive the cop, but at the Gates of Heaven, Aristus Mar 2013 #9

Dusty? Android3.14 Mar 2013 #11

Does molesting a dumpster count? littlemissmartypants Mar 2013 #13

holy shit n/t OneGrassRoot Mar 2013 #14

I was going to post this Omaha Steve Mar 2013 #18

all the flag bumper stckers on SUVs in 2002 did not fool me markiv Mar 2013 #19

Garbage cans *are* people, my friend. nt woo me with science Mar 2013 #20