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alcibiades_mystery

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9. Despite everyone's hopes, nothing says that he shot himself "in the nuts"

Reply to grahamhgreen (Original post)

Mon Mar 18, 2013, 11:28 AM

Mar 2013

He shot himself in the groin. That's what the hospital said. Neither the hospital nor any respectable newspaper would have a problem saying he shot himself in the testicle. They'd just say that.

So, the Internet's deepest desire seems to be in vain here.

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Gangbanger Accidentally Shoots Himself in the Nuts, Blames Ninjas [View all] grahamhgreen Mar 2013 OP

Sounds like a bush supporter. Blame saddam for us attacking him The Straight Story Mar 2013 #1

Why WOULDN'T you blame ninjas? TwilightGardener Mar 2013 #2

I usually blame my cats... TeeYiYi Mar 2013 #18

I always blame kids on bikes. Morning Dew Mar 2013 #21

"Kids on bikes." My new favorite alternative response. I like it! :D ...nt TeeYiYi Mar 2013 #22

and in the meantime they rounded up a bunch of innocent ninjas Enrique Mar 2013 #3

LOL nt. EOTE Mar 2013 #16

Blew his balls off in front of a bunch of girls NickB79 Mar 2013 #4

I've just had it with these anti Ninja threads. Ganja Ninja Mar 2013 #5

LOL! grahamhgreen Mar 2013 #24

Not the sort Turbineguy Mar 2013 #6

Ninjas always get the blame siligut Mar 2013 #7

If they couldn't see the ninjas it proves it was ninjas! JHB Mar 2013 #8

HAHAHAHAHAHA! grahamhgreen Mar 2013 #12

Despite everyone's hopes, nothing says that he shot himself "in the nuts" alcibiades_mystery Mar 2013 #9

I'm not saying I disbelieve his story, but wouldn't ninjas have stabbed him in the nut with a sword? LeftyMom Mar 2013 #10

They might have thrown shirikins NickB79 Mar 2013 #11

To remain unseen, one must become one's environment. JHB Mar 2013 #13

This is the funniest thing I've read all day. Apophis Mar 2013 #14

I'm thinking he probably didn't get laid that night. Just a guess, mind you. talkingmime Mar 2013 #15

they are all lucky to be alive leftyohiolib Mar 2013 #17

He should do a video and show how he did it. LiberalFighter Mar 2013 #19

He's probably right... sarisataka Mar 2013 #20

Ever been to their parade? FSogol Mar 2013 #23