Toddler meals swimming in salt

[Cirque du So-What]

12. Perhaps this person really does speak to people like that in real life

I am 'blessed' with only knowing a couple of them, and you can believe me that I go to great lengths to avoid those people like the fucking plague - and I'm hardly alone in my sentiment. I recall one occasion when a group of us were talking and someone spotted 'the mouth' barreling down upon us, pulling six pounds of foreskin down to his neck in preparation for spitting chunks of smegma into polite conversation. We scattered so swiftly that a casual observer would think a hand grenade had just been tossed into our midst.