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fizzgig

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11. nothing but speeding and petty possesion

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Fri Mar 22, 2013, 02:37 PM

Mar 2013

nothing that's going to land me in jail or result in any type of criminal conviction.

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Anyone out there who's never broken the law? [View all] Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 OP

Does tearing a label off the mattress count? Brother Buzz Mar 2013 #1

also guilty of removing mattress labels.... Fresh_Start Mar 2013 #2

Oh, no!!! I compounded the offense hamsterjill Mar 2013 #64

So What Do You Cop To, Sir? The Magistrate Mar 2013 #3

Can't say... Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #6

So This Is Sort Of An Exercise In Voyeurism For You, Then, Sir The Magistrate Mar 2013 #17

While we sometimes disagree, Sir (albeit not in this case), I ALWAYS enjoy your way with words! 11 Bravo Mar 2013 #65

...love your subject line phrasing. Ellipsis Mar 2013 #18

I drank Mickey's Big Mouth Beer at age 14 riqster Mar 2013 #4

I love Mickey's! Been years since I thought about it. Southpaw07 Mar 2013 #30

if you drank Colt 45 or Maximus Super that's good for 25 to life . olddots Mar 2013 #59

I smoked a lot of grass in high school and college Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2013 #5

Not at all... It does not make you a potential rampage killer but, Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #10

I doubt I ever crossed the line into felony territory. Nuclear Unicorn Mar 2013 #26

No, there are different kinds of laws notadmblnd Mar 2013 #58

I'm breaking the Law of Nature, right now! FSogol Mar 2013 #7

I agree with you that Jenoch Mar 2013 #8

I disagree. Iggo Mar 2013 #14

You're then not then using legal definitions in discussing the law, LanternWaste Mar 2013 #22

Outside a court of law? Yep, damn useful. Iggo Mar 2013 #50

I too would rationalize the two standards are the same LanternWaste Mar 2013 #57

So then Bush and Cheney are not war criminals? nt ZombieHorde Mar 2013 #24

No offense intended Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #25

LOL! Cybil Disobedience here. nt Zorra Mar 2013 #9

nothing but speeding and petty possesion fizzgig Mar 2013 #11

I deduce by this that you have a preponderance of caucasian DNA. n/t TygrBright Mar 2013 #20

LOL!!! Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #28

yes, i benefit from white privilege fizzgig Mar 2013 #29

There are a bunch of them born every day slackmaster Mar 2013 #12

There's a differerence between a FELONY and mere geek tragedy Mar 2013 #13

A point that is not being recognized Sheepshank Mar 2013 #31

You haven't spent much time in Oklahoma (lucky you). Comrade Grumpy Mar 2013 #35

DELETED, POSTED IN WRONG PLACE Comrade Grumpy Mar 2013 #40

anybody with a driver's license hfojvt Mar 2013 #15

I think this is called a red herring. Cleita Mar 2013 #16

I think his goes far beyond the safety ratings for a red herring LanternWaste Mar 2013 #23

Did some serious trespassing back in the '60s/'70s protests and sit-ins. Tierra_y_Libertad Mar 2013 #19

Broken the law or convicted of breaking the law-they're not the same. hobbit709 Mar 2013 #21

misdemeanors? yes. felonies? I don't think so. aikoaiko Mar 2013 #27

aren't felons those who have committed felonies? La Lioness Priyanka Mar 2013 #32

Felons are those CONVICTED of felonies. hobbit709 Mar 2013 #76

ok. La Lioness Priyanka Mar 2013 #78

I Am So Sorry For You! I was also investigator for Child Protective Services. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #33

Welcome to my post Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #45

At 64: I have never committed a felony. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #46

I except your apology Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #47

How do you "except" an apology and you were being asked to apologize. uppityperson Mar 2013 #52

I think this DUer is seriously confused. Delusional in fact. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #55

I did not apologize to you Comatose Sphagetti. What gave you that idea? In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #54

no, i have never committed a felony. caught or otherwise. nt seabeyond Mar 2013 #34

Neither have I. In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #44

This guy might be, if he doesn't have a fishing license. Ikonoklast Mar 2013 #36

I assure you that I have never committed a felony gollygee Mar 2013 #37

I have jay-walked a few times, Jamaal510 Mar 2013 #38

I was investigated for several alleged non-violent felonies. Mostly at age 15-16... Generation_Why Mar 2013 #39

I have gotten a parking ticket and a speeding ticket. Both were for breaking the law. appleannie1 Mar 2013 #41

As a recreational drug user, I have committed countless felonies. Comrade Grumpy Mar 2013 #42

yep. bunnies Mar 2013 #43

I never broke a law I liked. Fantastic Anarchist Mar 2013 #48

With so many laws on the books kudzu22 Mar 2013 #49

Well said Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #72

You know I've smoked a lot of grass, O' Lord, I've popped a lot of pills KG Mar 2013 #51

I break the law daily. Blue_In_AK Mar 2013 #53

5th Solly Mack Mar 2013 #56

Numerous times, drunk driving Lil Missy Mar 2013 #60

Me too. RebelOne Mar 2013 #73

There's a difference between "ever broken the law" and "ever been convicted of a felony" Spider Jerusalem Mar 2013 #61

Why should the convicted and mentally insane be denied their second amendment rights? uselessobot Mar 2013 #62

Well, I speed occasionally and once got a ticket Zoeisright Mar 2013 #63

Not proud of all of them Montezumasdaddy Mar 2013 #66

So, lessee... Benton D Struckcheon Mar 2013 #67

Uh... 99Forever Mar 2013 #68

Me. I never broke a law. Fla_Democrat Mar 2013 #69

IIRC the rule on NICS hinges on at least 1 year incarceration for a felony and 2 for a midemeanor HereSince1628 Mar 2013 #70

They're still looking for me. talkingmime Mar 2013 #71

Of course not. If I do it, that means that it is not illegal. Bluenorthwest Mar 2013 #74

The reason I started this thread was... Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #75

YOU STILL OWE ME AN APOLOGY! In_The_Wind Mar 2013 #83

Few people haven't treestar Mar 2013 #77

Why don't I merit the term criminal if I've committed a crime? Comatose Sphagetti Mar 2013 #85

I've broken the law many many times, many people do the same but RKP5637 Mar 2013 #79

Is it still illegal to bathe on a Saturday night in Massachusetts? bluedigger Mar 2013 #80

I haven't ever been caught yet n/t doc03 Mar 2013 #81

I tend to drive around 10 miles over the speed limit, 15 if I'm not paying attention. dkf Mar 2013 #82

Oh, I have broken the law. Don't tell me. I know that makes me an "illegal". pampango Mar 2013 #84

Not physically possible. 2ndAmForComputers Mar 2013 #86