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Ghost in the Machine

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8. Chuck Norris's beard is so tough, it tore itself off of his face and is starring in its own kick-ass

Reply to yortsed snacilbuper (Original post)

Sat Mar 23, 2013, 03:18 AM

Mar 2013

....movies, kicking Chuck Norris's ass! Production is almost done on a new movie, with his beard going into a "fight to the death cage match" against Steven Seagal's ponytail.

Coming soon to a theater near you!

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Chuck Norris Shaves Beard, Loses All Mystical Powers! [View all] yortsed snacilbuper Mar 2013 OP

.... Scootaloo Mar 2013 #1

He is a hasbeen, that never really was putitinD Mar 2013 #2

Please grow your beard back!! You are exposing that face to little children! Lint Head Mar 2013 #3

he kinda looks like George Thoroughgood doesn't he? VanillaRhapsody Mar 2013 #4

George looks much better. GoneOffShore Mar 2013 #19

he doesn't look very healthy in that picture, or particularly fit. HiPointDem Mar 2013 #5

Well, for 73 he sure does Ter Mar 2013 #11

Wait, wait- I thought that was Kathy Griffin? Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #6

hahahah EvilAL Mar 2013 #16

That was like digital mescaline. Kurovski Mar 2013 #21

who does his hair dye ? olddots Mar 2013 #7

Chuck Norris's beard is so tough, it tore itself off of his face and is starring in its own kick-ass Ghost in the Machine Mar 2013 #8

He reminds me of that guy Bruce Lee was a lot cooler than. n/t gulliver Mar 2013 #9

That was Bruce Lee's on fault: inflicting Norris on the rest of us... JHB Mar 2013 #18

Ewwwww....... llmart Mar 2013 #10

Sorry about that, yortsed snacilbuper Mar 2013 #13

Chuck Norris doesn't shave postulater Mar 2013 #12

Moobs! Jamaal510 Mar 2013 #14

Looks like Dale Gribble. nyquil_man Mar 2013 #15

All he's missing is his smoke. dmr Mar 2013 #22

I was wondering whatever happened to Yahoo Serious. n/t JHB Mar 2013 #17

And he is growing boobs!!!! Quick, grow some hair Chuckie Autumn Mar 2013 #20