Surrounded by 8 pit pulls today, I barely escaped with my life

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170. It could very well have been your fault.

I wasn't there to witness the event. My son was bitten by my dog (not any of my four pitties). It was his fault. It was just a warning nip, but he learned his lesson. A good friend of mine is a veterinarian. He has a scar on his face that goes from his right temple to under his chin. He was bitten by a golden retriever when he was about 7 or 8. He admits it was his own fault. Thankfully, his parents were smart enough to expose him to dogs as often as possible afterward. I was attacked by my own cat when I was 6. 42 years later, I still have the scars. That was my mother's fault for turning on the blender while I was carrying the cat. I've had 12 cats since then. I learned not to carry them around loud kitchen appliances.

Your generalization is bullshit and offensive. I'd wager I'm further from the trash heap than you could dare to dream.