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(23,864 posts) Fri Mar 29, 2013, 05:27 PM Mar 2013

North Korea's "U.S. Mainland Strike Plan" released, shows targets. Did YOU make the cut? [View all]

Once they leave North Korean airspace, most DPRK rockets seek out the nearest embassy and request citizenship and a hot meal. However, the "U.S. Mainland Strike Plane" (presumably for a ballistic missile attack) was released by the DPRK today, so get out your tickets and see if you're a winner!

Targets are....
Hawaii
San Diego
Washington D.C.
and...(apparently) Austin, Texas

Please recycle your tickets. Tickets may only be redeemed by North Korean ballistic missiles or their legal designates. Tickets only good for one drawing/nuclear attack.

More photoanalysis, here:
ANALYSIS - North Korean Photo Reveals U.S. Mainland Strike Plan.

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North Korea's "U.S. Mainland Strike Plan" released, shows targets. Did YOU make the cut? [View all] Poll_Blind Mar 2013 OP

Kim Jong Un is a child Cali_Democrat Mar 2013 #1

My intel sources are saying he got a bad smoked chicken enchilada at Chuy's once. nt Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #3

Don't you ever Yelp? pkdu Mar 2013 #7

He hates Rick Perry nt alsame Mar 2013 #9

He's an Aggie fan. n/t cloudbase Mar 2013 #18

Slab of meat with a big mouth and tiny pee-pee DinahMoeHum Mar 2013 #12

Well, the Texas Legislature is currently in session nt susanr516 Mar 2013 #27

He wasn't invited to South by Southwest. former9thward Mar 2013 #38

Gosh, nuking Metro in DC would make it unreliable Faygo Kid Mar 2013 #2

I know. If DC is nuked, Congress won't be able to get anything done Cali_Democrat Mar 2013 #11

Cool, we made the cut nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #4

IMO, NK's ability to deliver nukes to mainland U.S. are contingent on FedEx Same Day rates. nt Poll_Blind Mar 2013 #8

On a serious note, both Hawaii and San Diego could be reached by freighter nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #10

NK's new leader/gov't reminds me of the GOP primary candidates. Mika Mar 2013 #5

I don't think it's in their best interest to threaten. jessie04 Mar 2013 #6

Fuck! Look at the hats on them Asshats!!!! cliffordu Mar 2013 #13

I wonder what war those generals earned all those medals? They aren't old enought to have demosincebirth Mar 2013 #14

Good conduct medal, making your bed medal, nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #15

Two year's service, Igel Mar 2013 #40

He showed up at the hat party without a fancy hat! Johonny Mar 2013 #16

Yeah, and the hats are too big for their little brainy heads...Un doesn't want to mess his hair. Historic NY Mar 2013 #30

Maybe we could trade them Rodman for their missles. Autumn Mar 2013 #17

we've already brought nuclear-capable jets close to THEIR airspace mainer Mar 2013 #19

And at least one ssbn boat nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #20

My point? Imagine NK jets with nuclear weapons within striking distance of Miami mainer Mar 2013 #23

And imagine NK testing mid range yaopang missiles over the Yellow Sea nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #25

And imagine the conflicts all happened IN THE PAST mainer Mar 2013 #29

It matters nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #31

Wow. We have to stay in a state of war with NK... mainer Mar 2013 #32

What part of the war did not end nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #34

Washington DC... JimDandy Mar 2013 #21

Pfft! Texasgal Mar 2013 #22

What about Calumet, Colorado? edbermac Mar 2013 #24

^^^^DUZY^^^ nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #28

If DC was nuked, I wonder if would help the backup on the beltway HipChick Mar 2013 #26

Wouldn't it be special if they could hit sister Sarah's porch.... Historic NY Mar 2013 #33

Scarily they actually are believed to have range nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #36

I'm pretty confident that non of their planes would make it here intact. Marrah_G Mar 2013 #35

Good thing my brother moved to San Antonio n/t Benton D Struckcheon Mar 2013 #37

And then he'll put on his Iron Man costume and fly to France for some actual food. talkingmime Mar 2013 #39