2 billion "birds" will soon perish..(some will be infused with vodka) [View all]
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/03/peep-infused-vodka-and-other-things-to-do-with-2-billion-gelatinous-birds/274484/

Peep-Infused Vodka, and Other Things to Do With 2 Billion Gelatinous Birds
"Use everything about the Peep."
James Hamblin Mar 29 2013, 12:23 PM ET
In this 60th year of the Peep, two billion will come into existence. The New York Times Magazine had an exposé last spring that got into the trenches on how industrial Peep farming makes that possible. Turn a blind eye, though. Be thankful for the bounty and use it to its fullest.
Nicole Weston at Baking Bites stole the hearts and sensibilities of the Internet this week with "How to Make Peep-Infused Vodka."
Consider a mildly inspiring Peep sunflower cake.
Or a very inspiring Trojan Peep cake, 200 times the size of a normal Peep and containing multitudes. Everyone will be horrified.
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(Instructables)
Peepsicles, if only so you can say that word over and over
Peep tea
Peep sushi

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