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1monster

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65. He was singing "sonnabits, sonnabits..." What's that he's sing -- OMYGOD!!!"
Sun Mar 31, 2013, 06:28 PM
Mar 2013

at seventeen months.

It's not that I was foul mouthed -- in fact, I kept a very clean mouth, mostly. Except for those times, usually during the height of tourist season when some idiot would nearly create an accident that would have killed both my infant and myself trying to get somewhere by ignoring traffice laws and common sense. That's when the little sobriquet for a suicidal, idjit, so-called driver would slip with shocked vehemence from between my lips. And as we all know, the little ones have BIG ears for words uttered with passion...

I learned very quickly to say something like you son of a hickeydoomajigger!

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Let us observe a moment of silence Robb Mar 2013 #1
Nailed it! Congrats Will Pitt. JaneyVee Mar 2013 #2
LOL! Congrats, WRP!! n/t Duval Mar 2013 #3
Wooooooo! OldEurope Mar 2013 #4
Got one past the goalie - good for him! Zax2me Mar 2013 #5
Welcome to the best part of your life, here is my best advice: Happyhippychick Mar 2013 #6
Welcome to the world, Little One! And yeah, that sleep thing? Over. nolabear Mar 2013 #7
People always emphasize the rough parts of parenthood... Arugula Latte Mar 2013 #8
+1 redqueen Mar 2013 #16
Yes. And they are really observant. treestar Mar 2013 #21
Small children are sponges, otherwise referred to as HEARZ ALL, SEEZ ALL, and REPEATZ ALL. 1monster Mar 2013 #45
REPEATZ ALL jeffrey_pdx Mar 2013 #50
Oh, Lord! I have been there...except with a phrase instead of a word. 1monster Mar 2013 #51
Yeah, and they know better when you try to tell them you said "Cheese and rice!" nt MADem Mar 2013 #54
He was singing "sonnabits, sonnabits..." What's that he's sing -- OMYGOD!!!" 1monster Mar 2013 #65
Ah, the cousin of "Cheese and rice"..."Song of the Beach!" nt MADem Mar 2013 #66
My daughter at 5 told me: first I want to be a doctor Paulie Mar 2013 #41
That's great. It's so interesting to see how their brains work at different ages. Arugula Latte Mar 2013 #63
+1 HiPointDem Mar 2013 #58
I have just one demand of this baby tabbycat31 Mar 2013 #9
Ha, Ha kpete Mar 2013 #10
Big CONGRATULATIONS Pitt family! xtraxritical Mar 2013 #11
Enjoy every minute of it Will... SidDithers Mar 2013 #12
I guess Will won't have time to post much anymore...or at least for awhile...maybe a year! Auntie Bush Mar 2013 #13
do they know whether it's a girl or a boy? CTyankee Mar 2013 #14
Girl trumad Mar 2013 #15
do they have a name yet? CTyankee Mar 2013 #33
Sarah Bachmann Pitt Hissyspit Mar 2013 #53
I like Hillary Michelle Elizabeth myself... CTyankee Mar 2013 #61
Well, sure... Hissyspit Mar 2013 #62
Congrats! HappyMe Mar 2013 #17
Congrats! Emit Mar 2013 #18
Children are God's way of telling you he doesn't want you to ever sleep again. talkingmime Mar 2013 #19
And I feel fine. WilliamPitt Mar 2013 #20
I actually had a dream last night... OneGrassRoot Mar 2013 #30
It's not a "Deal" pal. A HERETIC I AM Mar 2013 #40
How sweetcongrats malaise Mar 2013 #22
Congrats to Will Cali_Democrat Mar 2013 #23
Congrats to the expanding Pitt family! CaliforniaPeggy Mar 2013 #24
Safe entry to this dimension for the newest Ms. Pitt. Skidmore Mar 2013 #25
Oh, congratulations family... Tikki Mar 2013 #26
Congratulations to Will and Mrs. Pitt and to DUer Raven too, who Cleita Mar 2013 #27
Congratulations!!! You will be wonderful parents! LiberalLoner Mar 2013 #28
Will: You'll never look at your parents the same way, again. Octafish Mar 2013 #29
Sleep will become a nice distant memory nadinbrzezinski Mar 2013 #31
Enjoy the ride Will! I am seriously envious. My guys are 16 and 20 now, but ... 11 Bravo Mar 2013 #32
Wow! Congratulations William! David Zephyr Mar 2013 #34
Where's Raven In All Of This ??? WillyT Mar 2013 #35
I'm here, enjoying all of these lovely posts and Raven Mar 2013 #60
You'll Be A Wonderful Nana! HangOnKids Mar 2013 #64
You will suddenly face fears you never had before. mainer Mar 2013 #36
Oh God. PREACH IT!!! Number23 Mar 2013 #37
Congratulations Will Pitt! mahina Mar 2013 #38
Big time congrats! JCMach1 Mar 2013 #39
You are going to be an awesome father, Will. Zorra Mar 2013 #42
CONGRATULATIONS to the parents of a future President of the United States! nt Raine Mar 2013 #43
Congratulations, Pitt family!!! cliffordu Mar 2013 #44
Congrats! Mz Pip Mar 2013 #46
A blessing, a hobby, and an 18-year prison sentence all in one MannyGoldstein Mar 2013 #47
Best of luck and good wishes! coldmountain Mar 2013 #48
Everything is about to change. grantcart Mar 2013 #49
Congratulations! LeftInTX Mar 2013 #52
Is the world ready for a Will Jr? I know I am! jazzimov Mar 2013 #55
Congratulations WilliamPitt! liberal_at_heart Mar 2013 #56
Congratulations, Will! ReRe Mar 2013 #57
Are kidding me? 4_TN_TITANS Mar 2013 #59
So in about five year we are gonna have another Pitt lecturing us on DU!!! Evoman Apr 2013 #67
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