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you really can't make this stuff up limpyhobbler Apr 2013 #1
The people in Arkansas better wish for Single Payer Health Care for the years to come. Segami Apr 2013 #5
Put a few Shamwows on there, that should do the trick! Initech Apr 2013 #2
No way! Every knows that Bounty is the quicker-picker-upper! edbermac Apr 2013 #14
I know! Why don't we just put toilet water on it! /Idiocracy solution Initech Apr 2013 #17
They're not paper towels... SidDithers Apr 2013 #3
How do you know it's not paper towels ? You called Exxon to ask what kind of pads they use ? limpyhobbler Apr 2013 #10
Because paper towels behave completely differently when you put them in water... SidDithers Apr 2013 #12
Thanks for the info Sid... PennsylvaniaMatt Apr 2013 #11
I knew as soon as I saw the video yesterday... SidDithers Apr 2013 #13
LOL! Commondreams, color me shocked. nt Comrade_McKenzie Apr 2013 #21
I agree that this is some of the shittiest, stupidest reporting I have ever seen. MADem Apr 2013 #22
What do you want to bet that they are Bounty brand? DollarBillHines Apr 2013 #4
Now we'll go out and destroy forests to make enough paper towels. Cleita Apr 2013 #6
They're called absorbent mats jmowreader Apr 2013 #7
I've seen them around marine fuel docks. Robb Apr 2013 #16
They're bigger than they look in that picture jmowreader Apr 2013 #24
Exxon, using dead trees to clean up dead dinosaurs. JaneyVee Apr 2013 #8
Millions of year dead trees, according to a posts above. TheMadMonk Apr 2013 #18
Didn't Kevin Costner invent some machine or method Auntie Bush Apr 2013 #9
You can't type "kevin costner gulf" into google? /nt TheMadMonk Apr 2013 #19
Don't the Koch Brothers Own Brawny Paper Towels? Yavin4 Apr 2013 #15
2008: MIT develops a 'paper towel' for oil spills Comrade_McKenzie Apr 2013 #20
Not meaning to applaud Exxon but this is quite typical freethought Apr 2013 #23
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