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warrior1

(12,325 posts) Tue Apr 9, 2013, 01:21 PM Apr 2013

Former Tenn. Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 MPH While Masturbating Out Window [View all]

http://livewire.talkingpointsmemo.com/entry/tenn-lawmaker-allegedly-drove-90-mph-while-masturbating

Three different women last week testified that a former Tennessee lawmaker exposed himself to them while driving at a break-neck pace, WJHL reported.

The accounts, each given independently last Thursday in a Kingsport, Tenn. courtroom, all detailed a similar incident: former Mount Carmel, Tenn. Vice-Mayor William Blakely first honking to get the attention of the women, then proceeding to masturbate, all while he was behind the wheel.

Witness Deanna Dykes said Blakely was "waving, grabbed his shirt, kind of pulled it up."

"He was taking his hand, wetting his mouth, and masturbating," witness Deborah Sturgill said.

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Former Tenn. Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 MPH While Masturbating Out Window [View all] warrior1 Apr 2013 OP

Some of the comments on this are hilarious. Just like on DU! randome Apr 2013 #1

Now there's something you don't see every day Cali_Democrat Apr 2013 #2

That takes some skill Floyd_Gondolli Apr 2013 #3

Driving while m-ing out the window? tblue Apr 2013 #4

I have trouble picturing innocent people on the road with this freak. The Wielding Truth Apr 2013 #26

I'm simply glad not to be the owner of any cars he drove winter is coming Apr 2013 #36

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ejaculating quickly". nt Poll_Blind Apr 2013 #5

I assume he had an automatic transmission. CBGLuthier Apr 2013 #6

Sounds like he's not afraid to work a stick, either. Orrex Apr 2013 #14

Groan... Mnemosyne Apr 2013 #20

*groan* Lil Missy Apr 2013 #21

I stopped trying to imagine how you even accomplish this feat ... frazzled Apr 2013 #7

Da Phuq? Xyzse Apr 2013 #8

At least he didn't let things get out of hand. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2013 #9

Sounds like a real whack job...nt KansDem Apr 2013 #12

I give him credit for taking matters into his own hand. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2013 #13

Different strokes for different folks. Arugula Latte Apr 2013 #34

Is this guy VERY tall? immoderate Apr 2013 #10

Uh....or something else ProudToBeBlueInRhody Apr 2013 #15

I'm oddly impressed Blue_Tires Apr 2013 #11

serious multi-tasking .. nt leftyohiolib Apr 2013 #17

Thankfully I cannot imagine how that scene could be accomplished HereSince1628 Apr 2013 #16

Jesus take the wheel! Orrex Apr 2013 #18

All simultaneously? Apophis Apr 2013 #19

I thought this HAD to be The Onion. Lil Missy Apr 2013 #22

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]. Autumn Apr 2013 #23

Comments - "Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear." "nearly another auto-erotic death" Mnemosyne Apr 2013 #24

OMG the comments on this thread must be archived for those bad days. Awesome people..n/t monmouth3 Apr 2013 #25

Get that guy an ejaculation seat!!! RKP5637 Apr 2013 #27

Eeew. Republican? mzmolly Apr 2013 #28

I was picturing the Former Tennessee Lawmaker as a female. postulater Apr 2013 #29

I see what you did there. reflection Apr 2013 #33

Carl Hiaasen couldn't make this up. nt raccoon Apr 2013 #30

In his defense.... Erose999 Apr 2013 #31

Was it a car with a 4-stroke engine? n/t reflection Apr 2013 #32

I just cant get a mental image of this................ wandy Apr 2013 #35

He was playing jerk chicken with himself Blue Owl Apr 2013 #37

What a fucking idiot. Nye Bevan Apr 2013 #38

A novel use for cruise control. hunter Apr 2013 #39