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postulater

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29. I was picturing the Former Tennessee Lawmaker as a female.

Reply to warrior1 (Original post)

Tue Apr 9, 2013, 01:11 PM

Apr 2013

Kinda ruined it when I read tha tit wasn't.

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Former Tenn. Lawmaker Allegedly Drove 90 MPH While Masturbating Out Window [View all] warrior1 Apr 2013 OP

Some of the comments on this are hilarious. Just like on DU! randome Apr 2013 #1

Now there's something you don't see every day Cali_Democrat Apr 2013 #2

That takes some skill Floyd_Gondolli Apr 2013 #3

Driving while m-ing out the window? tblue Apr 2013 #4

I have trouble picturing innocent people on the road with this freak. The Wielding Truth Apr 2013 #26

I'm simply glad not to be the owner of any cars he drove winter is coming Apr 2013 #36

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "Ejaculating quickly". nt Poll_Blind Apr 2013 #5

I assume he had an automatic transmission. CBGLuthier Apr 2013 #6

Sounds like he's not afraid to work a stick, either. Orrex Apr 2013 #14

Groan... Mnemosyne Apr 2013 #20

*groan* Lil Missy Apr 2013 #21

I stopped trying to imagine how you even accomplish this feat ... frazzled Apr 2013 #7

Da Phuq? Xyzse Apr 2013 #8

At least he didn't let things get out of hand. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2013 #9

Sounds like a real whack job...nt KansDem Apr 2013 #12

I give him credit for taking matters into his own hand. nt Guy Whitey Corngood Apr 2013 #13

Different strokes for different folks. Arugula Latte Apr 2013 #34

Is this guy VERY tall? immoderate Apr 2013 #10

Uh....or something else ProudToBeBlueInRhody Apr 2013 #15

I'm oddly impressed Blue_Tires Apr 2013 #11

serious multi-tasking .. nt leftyohiolib Apr 2013 #17

Thankfully I cannot imagine how that scene could be accomplished HereSince1628 Apr 2013 #16

Jesus take the wheel! Orrex Apr 2013 #18

All simultaneously? Apophis Apr 2013 #19

I thought this HAD to be The Onion. Lil Missy Apr 2013 #22

"At over 90 miles per hour, he had his penis out [the window]. Autumn Apr 2013 #23

Comments - "Objects in mirror are bigger than they appear." "nearly another auto-erotic death" Mnemosyne Apr 2013 #24

OMG the comments on this thread must be archived for those bad days. Awesome people..n/t monmouth3 Apr 2013 #25

Get that guy an ejaculation seat!!! RKP5637 Apr 2013 #27

Eeew. Republican? mzmolly Apr 2013 #28

I was picturing the Former Tennessee Lawmaker as a female. postulater Apr 2013 #29

I see what you did there. reflection Apr 2013 #33

Carl Hiaasen couldn't make this up. nt raccoon Apr 2013 #30

In his defense.... Erose999 Apr 2013 #31

Was it a car with a 4-stroke engine? n/t reflection Apr 2013 #32

I just cant get a mental image of this................ wandy Apr 2013 #35

He was playing jerk chicken with himself Blue Owl Apr 2013 #37

What a fucking idiot. Nye Bevan Apr 2013 #38

A novel use for cruise control. hunter Apr 2013 #39