Phyllis Schlafly Will Vote For Santorum

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14. Jesus told me it had remarkable restorative properties...

Now, being an atheist, I don't always take Mr. O'Nazareth at face value, despite his evident sincerity. For instance, He loses me on his "blind faith" riff, even though I think He's basically on track on things like humility and forgiveness. But I'm allowed to do that, because I don't worship Him as God.

If I interpreted His gestures correctly, it's supposed to be applied topically, particularly under the nose.

If Phyllis is endorsing this product, I would guess He told her the same thing. It was probably less exasperating for Him than once again going over the things He said that she's getting wrong. A lot less time, too.

I look forward to Phyllis' demonstrations of this Divine DermaCreme in the inevitable infomercials.