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Fumesucker

(45,851 posts) Mon Apr 22, 2013, 01:33 AM Apr 2013

You ever notice when you're driving that everyone going faster than you is criminally irresponsible? [View all]

And that everyone going slower than you is a moran?

The only people who really, really know how to drive are those who go exactly the same speed as you and you're not always sure about them really, particularly the ones who evidently are addicted to the odor of your exhaust fumes.

Ahem..

Well, politics is kind of like that, or at least DU and every other political forum I've been on since 300 baud modems were the latest tech.

Everyone to the left of you is a cretin and everyone to the right of you a sociopath.

Carry on, I'll be out in the shop doing the spring tuneup on my flamethrower.

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You ever notice when you're driving that everyone going faster than you is criminally irresponsible? [View all] Fumesucker Apr 2013 OP

You'd better polish up your flame-proof armor too... CaliforniaPeggy Apr 2013 #1

George Carlin said it best: Common Sense Party Apr 2013 #2

Yeah, I cribbed from GC, the master Fumesucker Apr 2013 #4

Beat me to it! Initech Apr 2013 #14

No, I only get annoyed with poky drivers going Warpy Apr 2013 #3

So, when the kid on the crotch rocket with the 120db banshee wail flashes by at Warp 8 Fumesucker Apr 2013 #6

Flinch? No. Warpy Apr 2013 #7

You're not even a dot in the mirror by the time you get your finger up Fumesucker Apr 2013 #11

I hear you olddots Apr 2013 #5

I've noticed that people going faster than me give me a "license to speed" WhaTHellsgoingonhere Apr 2013 #8

You want to be careful with that and not get overconfident Fumesucker Apr 2013 #13

Used to be, this sign was all we needed Brother Buzz Apr 2013 #9

West coast definitely has no clue about that. East coast tends to understand passing lane. cui bono Apr 2013 #16

Never been to Atlanta, eh? Fumesucker Apr 2013 #27

:) Nope. I'll prepare myself so I can contain my road rage then... cui bono Apr 2013 #38

I try to stay 15 to 20 mph below the posted speed limit, because I think they are too high.... octothorpe Apr 2013 #10

I think Zeno might want to have a talk with you Fumesucker Apr 2013 #12

There's an answer: Pull up behind them, Pull out your pistol... DreamGypsy Apr 2013 #15

You forgot the Morans who love to hover in your blind spot.... Spitfire of ATJ Apr 2013 #17

Tow a race car on an open trailer Mopar151 Apr 2013 #18

I think you are very accurate! Phentex Apr 2013 #19

I love it when people speed by me.... I figure they're the ones that will get pulled over. reformist2 Apr 2013 #20

There's someone to the left of you? UnrepentantLiberal Apr 2013 #21

I can think of several without trying very hard Fumesucker Apr 2013 #26

Yeah, because I have made so many posts with a right wing point of view. UnrepentantLiberal Apr 2013 #31

Can't stand a tit-for-tat, eh? Fumesucker Apr 2013 #32

No, it wasn't a very inspired "tit-for-tat". UnrepentantLiberal Apr 2013 #37

there are clowns to the left of me hfojvt Apr 2013 #35

My ex got a ticket once for speeding while she was listening to Rocket Man Fumesucker Apr 2013 #36

That's why you should not take it personally when someone lays on their horn for you. Quantess Apr 2013 #22

You're right about driving habits. Wrong on oversimplifying DUers. randome Apr 2013 #23

In driving I think it is not so much how fast you are as how much you tailgate people's asses. redgreenandblue Apr 2013 #24

Indeed. Being one of those AGW believers. When I have to drive my small car I do it at or slightly raouldukelives Apr 2013 #34

Lol. ananda Apr 2013 #25

Yeh, but almost everyone who only drives in the left lane while going 10 mph under the speed limit Zorra Apr 2013 #28

So where does the False Flag crowd fit? emulatorloo Apr 2013 #29

They're the ones changing speed all the damn time n/t Fumesucker Apr 2013 #30

And unexpectedly slamming on their brakes when they get distracted. n/t emulatorloo Apr 2013 #33