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spinbaby

(15,387 posts)
4. I can just imagine the research
Mon Apr 29, 2013, 05:54 PM
Apr 2013

Republicans can fund research into important issues such as:

How early man coexisted with dinosaurs.

Why climate change isn't happening and isn't in any way the fault of oil companies.

How birth control murders preconceived babies.

Why a woman's place is in the home.

How Walmart improves the quality of life for all Americans except unpatriotic liberals.

Why using healthcare is selfish.

How GMO crops are feeding the world.

Why potential Islamic terrorists must be turned to Christ.

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin.

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