Some day, you too could become President!

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Almost recommended... until the "Dean Scream" crack...

You should do a bit of research on the "Dean Scream" incident:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dean_Scream#Disappointing_Iowa_results_and_the_.22Dean_Scream.22_media_gaffe
Dean conceded that the speech did not project the best image, jokingly referring to it as a "crazy, red-faced rant" on the Late Show with David Letterman. In an interview later that week with Diane Sawyer, he said he was "a little sheepish ... but I'm not apologetic." Sawyer and many others in the national broadcast news media later expressed some regret about overplaying the story. In fact, CNN issued a public apology and admitted in a statement that they indeed may have "overplayed" the incident.