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MineralMan

(150,947 posts) Thu May 16, 2013, 12:31 PM May 2013

The Moronic Party - Our Next US Third Party Movement [View all]

Based on what I've observed for several years, a new political party is definitely needed, and I propose the founding of The Moronic Party. Membership would be limited to those who have no clue whatsoever about reality, and who vote based on that lack of knowledge. It could run candidates like Michele Bachmann for any office, without interfering with the actual business of government.

Moronicism is the new political movement in the United States. Let those who fit embrace it.

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The Moronic Party - Our Next US Third Party Movement [View all] MineralMan May 2013 OP

And how is this distinguishable from the Republican Party? TrogL May 2013 #1

TMP would siphon off at least the abject morons MineralMan May 2013 #6

Splitting the right might work temporarily TrogL May 2013 #12

In Canada, it will be The Unity Moronic Party, then. MineralMan May 2013 #13

Unlikely to happen TrogL May 2013 #19

TUMP's Big Tent can hold 'em all. MineralMan May 2013 #21

Wasn't the last GOP Presidential candidate a Moron Elder? Er . . . leveymg May 2013 #2

Cute... a Moron, er, Mormon Elder amerciti001 May 2013 #4

+1 MineralMan May 2013 #7

Well... Andy823 May 2013 #3

Well, I'm thinking the new party would attract morons of MineralMan May 2013 #5

Morons RobertEarl May 2013 #8

Ah, OK, then... MineralMan May 2013 #9

Well, do you? RobertEarl May 2013 #10

I won't participate in the hijacking of this critically important MineralMan May 2013 #11

Yep. What I figured RobertEarl May 2013 #14

I never answer rhetorical questions. MineralMan May 2013 #16

Never work: too many Evangelicals will think it's related to LDS... Taverner May 2013 #15

They can pray for me. I'll think for them. MineralMan May 2013 #17

Aw man you missed my joke Taverner May 2013 #37

Nah, I got the joke. I just went in another direction. MineralMan May 2013 #38

We have a Third Party, it is called the Third Way. Realizing it would most definitely fail on its sabrina 1 May 2013 #18

Thank you for your valuable contribution to this thread. MineralMan May 2013 #20

Know-Nothing Party pledges Support of The Moronic Party MineralMan May 2013 #22

Yep. RobertEarl May 2013 #23

Hello again. MineralMan May 2013 #24

You are in favor? RobertEarl May 2013 #27

I'm glad to give you everything you expect, then. MineralMan May 2013 #28

What drivel!! RobertEarl May 2013 #29

Freedom of Drivel is the basis of the first plank of The Moronic Party Platform. MineralMan May 2013 #30

Libertarian Party Throws Its Propeller Hat into MineralMan May 2013 #25

Constitution Party Rides the Moronic Wave MineralMan May 2013 #26

Already covered BainsBane May 2013 #31

From what I understand, negotiations with MineralMan May 2013 #33

Daily Mail, UK Named Official Organ MineralMan May 2013 #32

We already have that Downtown Hound May 2013 #34

Most Republican are MINOs. MineralMan May 2013 #35

David Byrne Demands that The Moronic Party MineralMan May 2013 #36