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MineralMan

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22. Know-Nothing Party pledges Support of The Moronic Party
Thu May 16, 2013, 01:19 PM
May 2013

In a surprise move, the head of the U.S. Know-Nothing Party, Sgt. Alfred Schultz, has pledged complete support for The Moronic Party, saying, "We share common ground."

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And how is this distinguishable from the Republican Party? TrogL May 2013 #1
TMP would siphon off at least the abject morons MineralMan May 2013 #6
Splitting the right might work temporarily TrogL May 2013 #12
In Canada, it will be The Unity Moronic Party, then. MineralMan May 2013 #13
Unlikely to happen TrogL May 2013 #19
TUMP's Big Tent can hold 'em all. MineralMan May 2013 #21
Wasn't the last GOP Presidential candidate a Moron Elder? Er . . . leveymg May 2013 #2
Cute... a Moron, er, Mormon Elder amerciti001 May 2013 #4
+1 MineralMan May 2013 #7
Well... Andy823 May 2013 #3
Well, I'm thinking the new party would attract morons of MineralMan May 2013 #5
Morons RobertEarl May 2013 #8
Ah, OK, then... MineralMan May 2013 #9
Well, do you? RobertEarl May 2013 #10
I won't participate in the hijacking of this critically important MineralMan May 2013 #11
Yep. What I figured RobertEarl May 2013 #14
I never answer rhetorical questions. MineralMan May 2013 #16
Never work: too many Evangelicals will think it's related to LDS... Taverner May 2013 #15
They can pray for me. I'll think for them. MineralMan May 2013 #17
Aw man you missed my joke Taverner May 2013 #37
Nah, I got the joke. I just went in another direction. MineralMan May 2013 #38
We have a Third Party, it is called the Third Way. Realizing it would most definitely fail on its sabrina 1 May 2013 #18
Thank you for your valuable contribution to this thread. MineralMan May 2013 #20
Know-Nothing Party pledges Support of The Moronic Party MineralMan May 2013 #22
Yep. RobertEarl May 2013 #23
Hello again. MineralMan May 2013 #24
You are in favor? RobertEarl May 2013 #27
I'm glad to give you everything you expect, then. MineralMan May 2013 #28
What drivel!! RobertEarl May 2013 #29
Freedom of Drivel is the basis of the first plank of The Moronic Party Platform. MineralMan May 2013 #30
Libertarian Party Throws Its Propeller Hat into MineralMan May 2013 #25
Constitution Party Rides the Moronic Wave MineralMan May 2013 #26
Already covered BainsBane May 2013 #31
From what I understand, negotiations with MineralMan May 2013 #33
Daily Mail, UK Named Official Organ MineralMan May 2013 #32
We already have that Downtown Hound May 2013 #34
Most Republican are MINOs. MineralMan May 2013 #35
David Byrne Demands that The Moronic Party MineralMan May 2013 #36
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