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Systematic Chaos

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8. Well, to answer her question:

Reply to Playinghardball (Original post)

Fri Dec 16, 2011, 06:43 PM

Dec 2011

‘I don’t really believe in Santa any more but I was angry because I thought I wasn’t going to get all the presents I wanted this year. I want all of these things and I don’t see why I shouldn’t get them.’

Perhaps because you're acting like a spoiled little hussy?

If I were your dad you'd come home one day in the very near future to find your room cleaned of everything you owned except three or four functional outfits and furniture. Then you could complain to the walls because you sure the fuck wouldn't have internet or a smart phone. Not for a few weeks, minimum.

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Schoolgirl threatens to kill Santa Claus if he doesn't bring the right presents [View all] Playinghardball Dec 2011 OP

That was nice of her to want to feed the homeless. PeaceNikki Dec 2011 #1

I thought that, too obamanut2012 Dec 2011 #12

She's exhibiting all the signs required to be a registered malaise Dec 2011 #2

Santa better move his ass. ZombieHorde Dec 2011 #3

She is 13 years old... Drahthaardogs Dec 2011 #44

luckily, their pick up's bumper will never rust. All those NRA stickers protect it. ChairmanAgnostic Dec 2011 #4

This message was self-deleted by its author Tuesday Afternoon Dec 2011 #5

I wouldn't take it too seriously. freedom fighter jh Dec 2011 #6

Mom found it and alerted the media?? proud2BlibKansan Dec 2011 #41

Something's up. Control-Z Dec 2011 #43

That actually works, though jberryhill Dec 2011 #7

Good to know. LiberalAndProud Dec 2011 #13

Too soon old, too late smart /nt jberryhill Dec 2011 #33

And also the FTC Yo_Mama Dec 2011 #26

Made by elves, my ass! jberryhill Dec 2011 #28

Yeah, the old man gets around, doesn't he? Yo_Mama Dec 2011 #31

Well, to answer her question: Systematic Chaos Dec 2011 #8

Ditto that...eom mrmpa Dec 2011 #14

Seriously,... how does something like this become news? AsahinaKimi Dec 2011 #9

Thats the American Spirit!!! nt bullimiami Dec 2011 #10

I think her wanting the Real Life Justin Bieber obamanut2012 Dec 2011 #11

Or there is a joke being played jberryhill Dec 2011 #17

True n/t obamanut2012 Dec 2011 #21

We have her photo izquierdista Dec 2011 #15

Given she's 13, I'd say she's developed sophisticated sense of gallows humor Matariki Dec 2011 #16

+1 jberryhill Dec 2011 #18

+1 - that's my take-away from this rucky Dec 2011 #20

From the article: tblue37 Dec 2011 #19

For threatening to kill a fictitious entity she knows to be fictitious? jberryhill Dec 2011 #24

No--disgusting for her "Gimmee, gimmee, gimmee" attitude, and tblue37 Dec 2011 #35

Yeah, but that sentiment is universal to most kids. Say what you will about this one in particular Warren DeMontague Dec 2011 #38

I think she's being funny jberryhill Dec 2011 #39

Sounds like we have a future serial killer here. Initech Dec 2011 #22

If she kills and cooks Rudolph, I hope she saves the nose aint_no_life_nowhere Dec 2011 #23

People - she wants to feed reindeer to the homeless jberryhill Dec 2011 #25

First thing mom needs to have a conversation on who st nick is nadinbrzezinski Dec 2011 #27

Sounds like a future senate Republican leader. RandySF Dec 2011 #29

Apt combination of thread title and username. a simple pattern Dec 2011 #30

now where have I heard that before? hfojvt Dec 2011 #32

I think the Black Keys explain this girl pretty well: Initech Dec 2011 #34

future psychopath? alp227 Dec 2011 #36

Sounds like a "Boondocks" episode - Santa Sniper REP Dec 2011 #37

Santa for sure isn't going to bring her anything, now... lol T S Justly Dec 2011 #40

It is parents like these that make teachers' jobs so hard MadHound Dec 2011 #42